Put me on Girl Code mtv I'm ready
Spoiler alert! (The answer is C)
Lets play a game called: Guess the stain on my sunglasses preventing me from seeing out the lenses
c) mashed potatoes
But mom, I could've turned out much worse
Kiera thinks she can come into my house, steal all my food, and then break into my room nd eat half a bottle of my flinstone vitamin gummies
U wanna know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?
My mom's fb posts
Did some research on the big comfy couch girl- she has gone off the deep end
We are often defined by the choices we make. Make the right ones. #ChooseJerky twitter.com/Rachel_Anton2/…
Mom said I could only get either makeup or beef jerky and I chose beef jerky
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bread!
How am I just now realizing that my dad resembles Healy from oitnb in every way possible
Conspiracy: zoombinis are playing us on the computer
A chef's promise: you won't find a better spatula than the Grillary Clinton. bit.ly/1FNEAHm
Rach: "'Black girls body rolling' is my favorite exercise video"
*watches whole video for pure enjoyment and doesn't follow along*
Banned from wearing jeans @ work. Lost mom's dress pants tht ive been wearing instead. Now wearing the suit pants from my Mark Klein costume
we couldn't have done this without you @macklemore
BREAKING UPDATE: US Supreme Court rules same-sex couples have constitutional right to marry: abcn.ws/1JnGXIK
"A severed ear that can still hear what's going on around it"
"I was havin a good conversation w her up until I made a wrong turn"
"Oh no did u bring up her ex?"
"No I turned into the wrong parking lot"
In the past few days I've had multiple experiences/conversations that I could definitely sell 2 the producers of iCarly for some serious $$$
"Let me hide my beer. You're not gonna post this on Twitter and get me fired are you?"
Me: "Hi how are u"
Construction guy: "better than your bumper, that's for sure"
U know what's better than driving into the curb?
Driving into the curb in front of a bunch of construction guys
This is the day that Matt Child changes his name to Matt Adult
messing w rich documentary is up <3
Always ask yourself: what would Steve Irwin do
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
U haven't gone on a real life scavenger hunt until u have to search thru trash cans and bins of food for an elderly woman's teeth
Me: "Are u pumped for the 4th of July"
Rach: "oh yeah when is that"
I'd still let Hope Solo punch me in the face.
If I ever get arrested I hope it's by dog the bounty hunter