Conspiracy: zoombinis are playing us on the computer
A chef's promise: you won't find a better spatula than the Grillary Clinton. bit.ly/1FNEAHm pic.twitter.com/FaidRP2ikn
Rach: "'Black girls body rolling' is my favorite exercise video"
*watches whole video for pure enjoyment and doesn't follow along*
Banned from wearing jeans @ work. Lost mom's dress pants tht ive been wearing instead. Now wearing the suit pants from my Mark Klein costume
we couldn't have done this without you @macklemore
BREAKING UPDATE: US Supreme Court rules same-sex couples have constitutional right to marry: abcn.ws/1JnGXIK pic.twitter.com/wnYq76WJLQ
"A severed ear that can still hear what's going on around it"
"I was havin a good conversation w her up until I made a wrong turn"
"Oh no did u bring up her ex?"
"No I turned into the wrong parking lot"
In the past few days I've had multiple experiences/conversations that I could definitely sell 2 the producers of iCarly for some serious $$$
"Let me hide my beer. You're not gonna post this on Twitter and get me fired are you?" pic.twitter.com/9Utv8FYRwp
Me: "Hi how are u"
Construction guy: "better than your bumper, that's for sure"
U know what's better than driving into the curb?
Driving into the curb in front of a bunch of construction guys
This is the day that Matt Child changes his name to Matt Adult pic.twitter.com/PXLhxZGFIa
messing w rich documentary is up <3
Always ask yourself: what would Steve Irwin do
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN pic.twitter.com/Ljy7t4ruXN
U haven't gone on a real life scavenger hunt until u have to search thru trash cans and bins of food for an elderly woman's teeth
Me: "Are u pumped for the 4th of July"
Rach: "oh yeah when is that"
I'd still let Hope Solo punch me in the face.
If I ever get arrested I hope it's by dog the bounty hunter
If u know me then u kno that my heart is broken rn pic.twitter.com/OGiTmtBDOB
(Vine by Messing With Rich) vine.co/v/eMnUurl922E
Elementary school boy at park: hi
Him: no, the other girl
*points at Megan*
A Double-Amputee Soldier Did NOT Lose The ESPN Courage Award To Caitlyn Jenner bzfd.it/1cy9Zqj pic.twitter.com/N5lOSscivs
obv its where the teachers sneak out to smoke on the roof
Someone needs to make a CR north conspiracy theories Twitter account
Ceiling of the library- is this a #window
?- note that this is the 2nd floor so there's a floor above- HELP! pic.twitter.com/sY662iud4T
He has a Wikipedia page dedicated to him
Had a gut feeling that my elderly English sub was some kind of prodigy in his day so I looked him up and pic.twitter.com/PdbrEmjVUx
He has his priorities straight
Dad just called me from Burger King to tell me to tape the bachelorette for him
The most iconic moment of our lifetime pic.twitter.com/jWH766kOm3
Which one is my real mom idek pic.twitter.com/8eTgQAylm5
Walked up to who I thought was my mom in a store and started my story off with "A fat black lady" before I realized it wasn't her
*wearing a dress made of sweatpants*
If the world lived by the words of the Arthur theme song everything would be ok!!
Guys quiet down about the party, there's a tyler state park ranger right there