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Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being pratically strangers again.
"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.
have you ever looked at someone and knew that you were going to hate them
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
How to put on skinny jeans:
1. Grab belt loops
2. Jump around like a bunny
3. Twerk for a few minutes
4. Lunge left
5. Lunge right
chewing the same flavor gum when taking a test as you did when studying will improve your memory
God knows what he's doing
Deodorant on an insect bite or other itchy site will stop the itch.
Go 24 hours without complaining; then watch how your life starts to change.
Toothpaste removes ink from your clothes. Apply it to the stain, let it dry and then wash.
If you sleep in a colder room, you'll be more likely to have a bad dream.
Writing an essay? Copy and paste it into Google translate and have them read it out to you. It'll be much easier to find errors this way
Want whiter teeth? Gently rub the inside of a banana peel around your teeth for two minutes. The minerals will absorb in and whiten them!
"I'm going to bed" really means...
"I'm going to lie on my bed and turn on my phone."
*Blurred lines comes on*
Me: I hate this song
Me: Ew please turn this off
Me: ... I know you want it 🎶
Roses are red, violets are blue,
faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad I'll be there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at you.