Hapi bufday to d fweshest @babyfwesh
eva.....,God bless u♥
Want And Needs A Man Who Can Treat A Woman Right But, They Believe That All Men Are Devilish.
: We Are Tired Of Answering Leaders Of Tomorrow,All We Want Is To Be Partners Of Today #Gbam#"
Shout out to Eja nla himself @iamdbanj
Happy birthday bro. Have fun and may God continue to bless you. IDJA OSHEEE
Work hard, play hard, but most importantly pray hard.
Be thankful your still breathing, because someone out there just took their last breath.
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HOES = Happily offering everyone sex
Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important thing is, be yourself.
MotherInlaw: Am surprised dat my son's child dnt luk like him, Y? Wife: Wat i av in between my legs is a vagina nt a photocopying machine.
DAD: Ow do u vent ur anger wheneva I flog u?.. AKPOS: By cleaning d toilet.. DAD: Ow does tat help?.. AKPOS: I clean it wit ur toothbrush
In a Grammar class : . Teacher:- "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence. . ?? . . . . .Akpos :- Gay. . . . !!!
Getting Married At Age 20 is like Leaving the Club by 9pm.. R-T If you Agree!
OBITUARY: in memory of our blvd. Father, broda, friend, Uncle..R.I.P/// AKPOS: oh my God, 4 pple die for d same family?. RT if u get dis
If you keep 5 naira note nd 500 naira, rat would eat †he 500 naira nd pretend it didn't see d 5 naira... That is PURE EVIL !! :(
Life is too short to wake up with regrets, so love the people who treat you right, and forget the ones who don't.
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. rtewete fi yuo aer smrat.
Newtons third law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
Reading old messages and realizing how much you miss that person.
I want my first marriage to be my ONLY marriage.
A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
Akwa-ibomites b like" coast mode dem no dey ray see me"....
Hapi bufday @DONJAZZY
..,bigger i pray u.....+LLNP
I think what hurts the most is when you give your all to someone and then one day... they just give up on you.
Keri Hilson makes a bowl of fufu and Nigerians go gaga? Gosh! Some complex issues! Will Italians smile if Tiwa cooks macaroni?smh
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Being dumped, taken for granted and hurt by the one they love is the reason why many people choose to FLIRT than to be in a relationship."
Fake people have an image to maintain but real people just don't give a damn.
I'm such a bad friend when it comes to communication. Like if you don't try to contact me you won't hear from me for months.
Failure doesn't mean you aren't good enough, it often just means you haven’t tried hard enough.
U take her to a show,she fainted coz of @olamide_YBNL
..,my borda leave her commot go houz..,na baddo go carry her go hospital
Guys always knw hu deir hrt blngs 2.,so if u lyk cook chicken nd diamond sauce or do monkey style 4 bed..,if itz nt you..NO B U!!!
This is to wish all Nigerian workers, especially those in Akwa Ibom state, a HAPPY WORKERS DAY. Akwa Ibom is WORKING! Akwa Ibom Ado ok!
I'm better than your Ex and fresher than your Next.
I'm mature enough to forgive you, but not dumb enough to trust you again
Classy girls dont have tattoos cos no-one will intentionally scratch a BENTLEY or a PRIVATE-JET.. If you have one,then you're a DANFO.
In naija,whenever your parents call your name three times at the beginning of a discussion,it means you're in 'big soup' RT if you agree
If any girl boldly tells you that her favorite food is EBA in this era,put a ring on it... She's original.. Wife material 100 yards
Somebody died last night but i didnt,am not perfect or holy,the LORD is just merciful.. RETWEET if u're grateful to God for keeping u alive.
I luv fridays and its a mutual feeling
My Mom is: -annoying -dramatic -irritating -beautiful -loving -caring -strong -amazing
Guys, Protect her, love her, kiss her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan on catching her.
One good reason why we should pray: God can do more in a second than what we can do for ourselves in a lifetime. God bless.
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Some KOKOMA for the pain; but watch out for "'Layiwola" & "Unto the bantts". Got some tune things coming! Good morning world.
I Thank God everyday for my crazy friends. Cause they may be psycho but I would be lost without them.
Ladies surprise ur man/boyfriend today. Collect his BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER and pay in some money. Dis msg is 4rm Gf's Association of Nig(G.A.N)
na hungry go kill am"