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pseudomorrow
This winter, I’m going to buy a heavy velvet cape. I will be both fashionable and toasty.
It’s weird to know that no kids from this point forward will grow up with a phone in the kitchen; the one with the extra long cord.
I bet Mark Ruffalo loves frisbee. He looks like a man who gets a lot of enjoyment out of throwing a frisbee.
ALPHA RITA HAS ESCAPED LET'S GO GET LIT AND JUMP OFF MY ROOF
MORE LIKE OCCUPY MYBALLS STREET
Fun fact: J. Edgar Hoover built the Hoover Dam.
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
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If someone wrote a power ballad about you, what would it be called?
Why do we make cookies? We take cookie dough, nectar of the gods, and tarnish it by putting it in the oven.
You’d think there’d be a female R&B singer named Patty Melt.
CLASSIC GHOSTBUSTERS THEME HITS SLAM TO TITLE: GHOSTBUSTERS 3
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Then: JENNY SLATE: "Yo...that looks TERRIBLE."
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TJ Miller, Kumail Nanjiani, Patton Oswalt, and Jenny Slate, all in old, hand me down versions of the jumpsuits watch as the trailer ends.
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slow zoom out from a laptop reading "New The Ghostbusters Trailer! (reboot 2016)"!...we're in a messy firehouse room, filled with equipment.
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DUBSTEP GHOSTBUSTER THEME LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER: SLAM TO TITLE: THE GHOSTBUSTERS
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Chris Pine: "NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS!" Megan Fox winks and the BIG GRAY GHOST TURNS TO ATTACK THEM, revealing many HIDDEN BLADES
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THOSE STUPID JUMPSUITS ARE GONE, now they all wear identical SLICK BLACK TACTICAL ARMOR! these are the NEW GHOSTBUSTERS!
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CHRIS PINE gets out, with his SMALLER SLEEKER iPad-LIKE PROTON PACK! MEGAN FOX and IDRIS ELBA get out to back him up!
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the ECTO-1 screeches up, but now it's a hearse that looks like AN ALL BLACK DODGE CHALLENGER, with TEAL AND ORANGE SIRENS (so cool!)
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the teens fall; what will the do! The ghost looms and then a DUBSTEP REMIX OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS THEME HITS!
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a huge GRAY GHOST with RED EYES and SKINNY LIMBS and BACKWARDS ELBOWS is chasing a group of HOT YOUNG TEENS out of a house!
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we start on a night street, everything shimmering in the moonlight, camera at an angle, tracking shot, michael bay style!
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If I dressed up like a TSA agent, I wonder how long I could drive around one of those airport golf carts until someone stopped me.