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Henrique Zanlorenzi
When ebola hits California I'm about to be like this.. instagram.com/p/tqRGr6LTwB/
@HltsBIunt: When you and the squad drunk AF headed to the club and you see another squad just as turnt pic.twitter.com/OQvxDSKjFp” 😂
Night people ✌️😴
fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine
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So after about an hour my phone finally decides to restore again
Finally 😒 took them over a week to deliver it..instagram.com/p/tljf6OrTyW/6
My manager had it xD Yes! lol finally got my iPhone 6 -_- fucking a week late and shit
I couldn't have woken up 40 mins earlier?-_- Now I gotta go to the post office to pick up my phone.. Fuck -_-
@FactsInYourFace: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, John Travolta, Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Harrison Ford have never won Oscars.” Wit?¿
Decisions decisions.. I'm stuck at the airport for 4 more fucking hrs might as well 😏👌 ($1=R$2.10.. I have $1.2k lolpic.twitter.com/amLJOb8Ywlwl
I fucking hate it when I follow someone/something on twitter and they fucking retweet like a thousand things in a second.. Fuck off man
Literally about to be in the air in like 30 secs so goodbye everyone!
-_-.. Had to put this one out there.. 😒instagram.com/p/teZ21YrT1o/6
"Alright here's my theory".. episode ends.. da fuq
#Aquarius can be pretty stubborn and will hold on firmly to their opinions.
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Fuck it, we'll see what happens in the next few months..
$20k here is about R$50k there, I mean I already have a place to live. Move there and I'd be set.
Reallyyyyyy thinking about moving to Brasil or joining the military.
I need to move out asap.. Fuck all this bullshit.
Will you have sex with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b
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Dude.. Like how!?.. I just don't understand how the fuck he does all that shit D: fb.me/2CATgwEI2
Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries*
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