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Preston Shamblen
Thanks for dinner last night babe @nikrale
Forecast for tonight: heavy drinking and poor decisions. #ThirstyThursday #patiotime
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You're a shining star, no matter who you are.
If you see my poop, you're my Boyfriend. -#anonymous
Don't have "a case of the Mondays" , let Mondays have " a case of you."
The outside is the inside, and the inside is the outside. #pandora
Toilet stopped up? I ain't got time for this S***
2 goals for today, a good spinning front and back flip. Updates later. #pool
It takes so many text to explain the absolute shortest of my feelings.
I don't throw up, I only make bigger mistakes.
If you can't F*** a goat to save this country. Gtfo. #barTalk
“Always do sober what you say you’d do drunk, that’s the only way you’ll learn” -Ernest Hemingway
A beard, sunglasses, and a hat. Zero emotions.
I broke another chair...
Is Lance Armstrong broke yet? #LMK
Push-ups, but if you like buying get rich and healthy at the same time network marketing products, then I'll blend you up some BS and take your money. #fat
So I'm back in my hometown and it couldn't feel any better :)
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First day back at work work. Git R Dun.
First time I've worn shoes in over a week. :(
This is what happens at a TGI Fridays in a dry town after a long drive.
Even without moonlight this beaches white sands are plenty light to sustain any nightly trek. Beautiful.
In this tug of war you’ll always win Even when I’m right 'Cause you feed me fables from your hand
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Best damn home made burger ever. #charcoal #grill #guacamole #aioli #cheese #onions sautéed @mrcheffito @kitchencray approved?
Beach tomorrow 😜👙☺️ . Lol I Love the beach
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I didn't know this freezer could actually freeze vodka, damn.
Back to tha waves. Peace!
Ginger beards 2 for 1. #neverfiltered
And now it's hard to sleep, if only I could sleep under the stars.
My brother and his GF Tilley hanging in a suspended dangerous hammock. They so cute I love them.
@PrestonShamblen hey baby thanks for haning out with me today :)
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Time to hit up that sand volleyball !
Anyone else notice that iPhone 5s cables are the worst yet? I've gone through like 5 already.
#beach #summer #vacation #beer