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Ben Coulter
books writing crime mystery comedy 18,635 followers
The innocence of the first time author upon finishing their 'masterpiece' and thinking the world will receive it as such. #WelcomeToReality
"Thank you for The Sun, the 1 that shines on everyone. Who feels love? There's a million years between my fantasies & fears. I feel love."
Adrian Mole is superior to Harry Potter in so many ways. The voice of the working class youth not some middle class make believe wizard.
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Get the bestselling crime thrilling Poisoned Saints trilogy now at #Amazon for #Kindle there's a war going on;…
@BCoulterAuthor Would you mind a retweet #WickedGame my post #PTSD debut just made 150 genuine 5* reviews AmazonUK
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Facebook Preachers, YouTube Teachers, Instagram Snobs and Twitter Nobs ~ Social Media; creating alter egos worthy of murder since 1994.
Some write for recognition, some write for money, some write because they have no choice; I prefer reading the latter.
Literally can't wait to see Noah! Been waiting two bastard years for this film!
@BCoulterAuthor I've just read your poisoned saints book & i have to say i really enjoyed it & i read it in 2 days, couldn't put it down :)
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Don't think about the challenges that wait in front of you, just focus on the goal and do until you can't physically or mentally do anymore.
How do these Hollywood films get away with lack of attention to detail like samurai swords cutting through thick iron chains?! How!
"Where's your will to be weird..?"
"It's been a long, cold, lonely winter.. Here comes the sun, it's alright." #sun #summer #Beatles
Yes Amazon Prime. Yes Vikings Episode 5. Give me some brutal Pagan warfare for my Friday night, I'm all yours! #Vikings
Aghh Friday you fucker. You're based in relief and appreciation of free time, but built on progressive tiredness for the ageing.. #Couchtime
Do I think English music is the best music in the world because I'm English? Or is it just because, it is..
Not really sure how I lived, or would now live, without my iPhone? How did I fix/buy/learn anything before I had it? How was it possible?
If you use the euphemism "Mo Fo" you need punching in the throat with a sledge hammer. #ItsMotherFuckerMotherFucker
How much of a cunt do you truly have to be to stick one of those monster energy drink stickers on your car or van?