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Ben Vale

Went for a run today. Conveniently ended the run at Costa. Then proceeded to buy chocolate treat. I feel no shame.
I'll be organising a #Headshots day soon. Free sessions with a chance to buy the photos you like. Look out for details. #photographer
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Congratulations @MRGOLDIE on your MBE. Just listened to Timeless again - as inspiring as the first time I heard it
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Okay, so Apple Music for Android: Worth a punt? Better than Spotify?
"Honestly, I'm fine" - Translation: I feel like a tractor is driving over my head
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Woke up with a headache this morning. Didn’t drink a drop last night, was in bed by 10PM. I can’t claim rockstar points in this, can I?
For me, the purpose of wrapping xmas presents is in antagonizing the person unwrapping them. This is enhanced when you do it on the 28th.
Saying 'booyah' after a thing is still cool, right?
Walking through Chesham High Street today just pushed my bahhumbugometer through the roof, so I'll be staying inside for the duration.
Also, I'm in Costa, rocking the new glasses I just picked up. The world looks strange today.
At what point does it become safe to talk about Star Wars? I've been holding my tongue for three whole days now.
Happy Force Awakens Day Eve guys.
From "The Manual of Mathematical Magic" by Peter McOwan and @standupmaths
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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You'll never hear the end of it.
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So about those beard baubles. I might have discovered them last night. I've been advised that I've gone full hipster. Send help.
This hits a little close to home... twitter.com/AmyDanceActres…
New glasses day tomorrow. This isn't even tweet-worthy, I shouldn't be excited. But...
My options for today include books, coffee, books and coffee, coffee books and coffee, shortbread and coffee (while reading books)
Have those Starbucks double-shot espresso cans ever been a good idea? Am I ever likely to learn this?
The main problem with public transport for me is just how public it is. I'm not sure my singing should have any publicity. #tonedeaf
Goes up town to book eye test. Gets home, realises he did everything but book eye test. #numptyalert
Never say to an Ewok, "So, little Wookie, what would you like to be when you grow up?" Those spears are sharp.
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Coffee, completed. Christmas meetup this evening, and no plans in between. This may mean it's an afternoon of chilled music making for me.
Persevering with the cold coffee problem. I'd ditch it in favour of a nice brew at home, but this cost me £2.40 of my hard-earned dollars.
Location: Coffee shop. Advice: Don't sit under the air-con, unless you like your coffee freezing cold.
Funny how my MP @CherylGillanMP voted against the whip when it came to equal marriage, but with when it came to bombing civilians.👌👏
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Woah woah woah woah woah. @CostaCoffee are playing Christmas tunes. I don't know how long I can endure this for. #bahhumbug
Wakes up at 7AM. Reads in bed for 3hrs. I think I need to move my book pile to the other side of the room.
Tempted to shift to Office 365 for Mac. Anyone have any strong opinions on it that I should know about?
This week’s Daily Mail Cancer List: Mo) Kale Tu) Buses We) Chlorine Th) Bluetooth Fr) £5 notes Sa) Cod Su) The vast indifference of heaven
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Apparently @BenValeHyp has never heard the word 'Handsy'. Is it just me or is he out of touch? #NoPunIntended #handsy
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I'm not sure whether the couple of ales on a Sunday routine is a warm-up for the week ahead or a cool-down for the week just gone.
Currently rocking the new Chesham High Street WiFi thing. I'm making it sound more exciting than it is, but this ain't half bad.
This week’s Daily Mail Cancer List: Mo) Protein Tu) Socks We) Irish accents Th) Mars (planet) Fr) Mars (chocolate) Sa) EE Su) Your own teeth
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It's beginning to dawn on me that due to beard related circumstances, I look nothing like my photo on these parts.
I'm still agonising over this glasses buying thing. Heaven forbid, I may have to step foot in an actual opticians to sort this.
I'm spending all of today catching up on podcasts. Don't try to stop me.
I could get used to this Brew Shop Sunday thing. Bit chilly outside, but I'm being stubborn - to my mind, it's still summer because reasons.
I just earned the 'Bar Explorer' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b81054630
Nothing like lunch in the park. Well, I say lunch; Mini Cheddars and a bottle of Coke count, right? #nutritionalyo
I've done a good 13 years of instant coffee at home, but sometimes in life you just need that something more. This is one of those times.
First opportunity I get, I'm buying proper coffee and one of those coffee plunging gizmos. I can't feel good about instant stuff any more.
The marketing strategy for Vanilla Coke seems to be entirely based on making people think they've picked up a bottle of normal Coke.

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