if there's anything more stressful in life than the noise when Sonic is about to drown, I don't want to know
British terms of endearment
4. Daft sod
What I say when people ask why on earth I'm trying to be an #actor
Also, I ran 5miles with a friend who was cycling at 'my pace' (I of course had to try and show him up and now everything hurts)
Today I'm recovering from the sheer amount of amazing liquid drum&bass that showed up on Spotify. I've spent a fortune buying up half of it.
I need some prescription running sunglasses. It's not that I don't look damn good in my normal ones, its just that they're not practical.
This sentiment echoed. But only if muffins are involved afterwards. #badinfluence twitter.com/AmyDanceActres…
No plans for the day.
Wakes up at 6AM.
I’m fairly certain every person who’s ever tweeted has tweeted something similar to this.
Mo Farah, Kenenisa Bekele & Haile Gebrselassie - Slow Motion Running Form kineticrev.me/1nyEIJH
Bad news: Gotten very little done this weekend.
Good news: Not even bothered tho.
Bad news: Intentional spelling of the word 'tho'.
TLF are pleased to announce our new algorithm. Rather than providing the trains you need, we'll give you the trains we think you might like.
That's a portion of my day sorted then. twitter.com/BluMarTen/stat…
Got a half marathon to contend with next month, so naturally I'll be leaving more and more things behind. Minimalism, laziness, same thing.
Still suffering from run back from the office on Thursday. Not because of the run; because the office is exactly where I left my headphones.
Oh no Skype didn't just automatically install itself onto my watch. I'm still nowhere near used to this whole living-in-the-future lark.
The good thing about midnight showings of films is that (because I'm not a twenty-something anymore) I'm too tired to judge them properly.
At this point, I'm worried that in my head I've done to Deadpool what I did to Age Of Ultron.
Please. Don't. Be. Poo.
Good day. It is Jan. 31, 2016. Evaluate the first month of the year. What's your direction? What problems do you have? The answer is carbs.
is a necessity not a luxury! #creative #photographer
17:17 bus: Oh, you're not coming? Oh, okay.
17:39 bus: Oh, you're not coming either? Oh.
I'm just going to run everywhere from here on in.
Went for a run today. Conveniently ended the run at Costa. Then proceeded to buy chocolate treat. I feel no shame.
I'll be organising a #Headshots
day soon. Free sessions with a chance to buy the photos you like. Look out for details. #photographer
on your MBE. Just listened to Timeless again - as inspiring as the first time I heard it
Okay, so Apple Music for Android:
Worth a punt? Better than Spotify?
"Honestly, I'm fine" - Translation: I feel like a tractor is driving over my head
Woke up with a headache this morning.
Didn’t drink a drop last night, was in bed by 10PM. I can’t claim rockstar points in this, can I?
For me, the purpose of wrapping xmas presents is in antagonizing the person unwrapping them.
This is enhanced when you do it on the 28th.
Dating a scientist...
Saying 'booyah' after a thing is still cool, right?
Walking through Chesham High Street today just pushed my bahhumbugometer through the roof, so I'll be staying inside for the duration.
Also, I'm in Costa, rocking the new glasses I just picked up. The world looks strange today.
At what point does it become safe to talk about Star Wars? I've been holding my tongue for three whole days now.
Happy Force Awakens Day Eve guys.
From "The Manual of Mathematical Magic" by Peter McOwan and @standupmaths
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You'll never hear the end of it.
So about those beard baubles. I might have discovered them last night.
I've been advised that I've gone full hipster.
This hits a little close to home... twitter.com/AmyDanceActres…
New glasses day tomorrow. This isn't even tweet-worthy, I shouldn't be excited. But...
My options for today include books, coffee, books and coffee, coffee books and coffee, shortbread and coffee (while reading books)
Have those Starbucks double-shot espresso cans ever been a good idea? Am I ever likely to learn this?
The main problem with public transport for me is just how public it is. I'm not sure my singing should have any publicity. #tonedeaf
Goes up town to book eye test.
Gets home, realises he did everything but book eye test.
Never say to an Ewok, "So, little Wookie, what would you like to be when you grow up?" Those spears are sharp.
Coffee, completed. Christmas meetup this evening, and no plans in between. This may mean it's an afternoon of chilled music making for me.
Persevering with the cold coffee problem. I'd ditch it in favour of a nice brew at home, but this cost me £2.40 of my hard-earned dollars.
Location: Coffee shop.
Advice: Don't sit under the air-con, unless you like your coffee freezing cold.
Funny how my MP @CherylGillanMP
voted against the whip when it came to equal marriage, but with when it came to bombing civilians.👌👏