Tfw you have to take a dump in the middle of your workout.
Tfw I use my watch for checking the date rather than the time.
"My reflexes are too fast. I catch my reflexes."
Good moment of the day: I was in the drive thru for Starbucks, and the person in front of me payed for my coffee randomly. Thanks stranger.
A few songs into Kendrick's new album, and I'm liking the vibes so far.
Tfw Instagram is literally copying everything from Snapchat now.
I don't think employers should expect much when scouting on Twitter. Twitter is a place to vent all emotions.
Post spring break depression incoming.
Just now realizing that I have 3 weeks left until this semester is over... that I'll be a college senior.
Been sick since day 1 on this vacation. Now, I've gotten 4 others sick, rip.
I still don't understand movie critics. In the end, a movie's sole purpose is to entertain and should not be treated like a graded essay.
I'm supposed to be enjoying this week for spring break, going to the beach, etc, but I just had to get sick.
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Of course I would get a sore throat on the first day of spring break, fml.
After keeping Twitter in night mode for half a year, seeing my feed in white looks so unreal.
Oh my god... the Samsung Galaxy S8 is GORGEOUS.
Why is my physics class harder than some of my major classes?
If you think about it, humans are like a virus to Earth.
Having a headache while driving is the worst.
The worst nightmare I have of becoming a reality by far is the existence of zombies.
Please GA, let's not have all 4 seasons within a single month.
One of my pet peeves is when people call tests "quizzes."
This guy walked into class 5 minutes before it's over, wtf?
I don't understand why some people don't wash their hands after pooping. Next time you shake someone's hand, think about that.
Only thing I don't like about coffee is when it makes you need to poop really bad.
I didn't even realize we lost an hour for DST. That's good I guess.
Evening naps destroy normal sleep schedules.
Only in The Philippines. Funny!
My bro got the Nintendo Switch and Zelda: BotW, and I'm now convinced that I need to buy a Switch too now.
It's been awhile since I've seen such a great movie... wow. #Logan
Mr. Krabs out here protecting the Krabby Patty formula
Tfw you realize you forgot your headphones when you get to the gym.
Tfw you're sitting on the toilet, and you make eye contact with someone through the crack in the stall.
Korean food is my new passion.
Almost lost my life just now to some dumbass who went 50+ mph past a red light as I was already halfway into the turn.
RT if this is your 1st time seeing a snake drink like this
3 or 4 more semesters until I graduate from college with a bachelor's, that's pretty crazy.
I wonder if Twitter tweets will be considered their own genre of literature in future school textbooks.
One good thing from the Pats winning made me realize something: you can still turn an F into an A a few weeks before the semester ends.
If you believed this right away, you're the reason why there are so many invalid arguments on social media. People should do research first. twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
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patriots luckiest fuckin team in the league
I only allow 7 seconds on my Snapchats because 7 is a lucky number.
Hope you guys enjoy your Friday youtu.be/Z2xYLUQSFHE
A guy just sat down next to me, farted, and then got up and left. Wtf?