I normally use my phone to turn on/off my TV, but this time, I spent a solid min trying to turn on my lights wondering why I couldn't, lol.
Is it a sin to both retweet and like a tweet?
Oh, I hear the sound of a thunderstorm approaching as usual around this time as it has been happening for the past 2 weeks every day.
10/10 for Baby Driver, I feel like driving and listening to music every day now.
I just noticed that I haven't seen bees in forever. I feel like they're going extinct or something.
When someone you follow completely changed their profile, username, etc, and you go on a quest to find out who it originally was.
Having to write a research paper once a week along with 2 tests has become really tedious.
Tfw you have to take multiple dumps in the middle of an online test.
My brother has been in the bathroom for LEGIT 2 hours now. I just wanna take a damn shower.
Dreams can be about the weirdest things sometimes.
Hmm, so I have to finish a 1000 page research paper slightly drunk by 11:59 PM tonight, challenge accepted.
When ethnicity changes your whole perspective.
This new Snapchat update pretty much tells me where people live now...
i literally just watched my mans pull up on somebody bitch
I never knew how to properly cut a lime until I started using lime slices in Coronas.
At this point, I would say that sleep is for the weak, but as soon as I fall asleep, I'm going to be ptfo for 12+ hours.
Online classes are a blessing. It means I'm able to sleep in and able to do everything at home.
It just feels so good being able to casually go to my fridge and crack open an ice cold Corona after a long day.
Didn't know what to get my dad for Father's Day, then I realized I'm 21 now, so I bought him a handle of whiskey.
Damn, crazy how people still play Pokémon GO. I can't even play a Pokémon game anymore after beating it.
ARMS is the most frustrating game I have ever played.
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish
old twitter vs new twitter
old twitter VS new twitter
Uh oh, I forgot I don't have a complete summer break this year. I have a test in 15 hours that I haven't studied for.
My version of naps aren't naps at all. I end up sleeping anywhere from 2 hours to 6 hours.
I don't hate the players on TSM, but I just HATE hearing the fans chant "TSM TSM TSM" every game. I'll acknowledge it when they win worlds.
It's 5am... maybe it's time to go to bed 🤔I
Next time I'm in Cleveland, I'm bringing the Roomba. The Sweep Goes On....
I remember back in high school when I thought staying up until 1am was bad. Now I casually stay up until 4 or 5 in the morning.
The worst part about waking up in the middle of the night is being hungry af.
Leave it to my mom to try and hook me up with a Filipino girl working at Chipotle as we're in line ordering.
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Tfw you have to take a dump in the middle of your workout.
Tfw I use my watch for checking the date rather than the time.
"My reflexes are too fast. I catch my reflexes."
Good moment of the day: I was in the drive thru for Starbucks, and the person in front of me payed for my coffee randomly. Thanks stranger.
A few songs into Kendrick's new album, and I'm liking the vibes so far.
Tfw Instagram is literally copying everything from Snapchat now.
I don't think employers should expect much when scouting on Twitter. Twitter is a place to vent all emotions.
Post spring break depression incoming.
Just now realizing that I have 3 weeks left until this semester is over... that I'll be a college senior.
Been sick since day 1 on this vacation. Now, I've gotten 4 others sick, rip.
I still don't understand movie critics. In the end, a movie's sole purpose is to entertain and should not be treated like a graded essay.
I'm supposed to be enjoying this week for spring break, going to the beach, etc, but I just had to get sick.
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Of course I would get a sore throat on the first day of spring break, fml.