Damn ads always pop up at the most crucial times in YouTube videos, ARGHHHHHH
Woke up at 3pm, feels good not having Friday classes man.
Show us a math trick. "These two snails live in different oceans, but their shell coils are identically inverted. So... #AskACurator
People that have conversations with each other using Snapchat stories.
I can't remember the last time coffee gave me the shits this bad 😣
Have you ever wondered if a smoke detector caught on fire and burned the house down? Just some ironic thought to think about.
Dropped my phone in the toilet, oops.
USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL PLEASE.
I AM SCREAMING!!!! WHO DID THIS 😂😂�rwCC
After writing like this all my life, I'm surprised I don't have arthritis yet.
"Pray for Florida"
When people say "I love food" it triggers me. Of course you love food, or you would die of starvation otherwise.
As someone living in the Atlanta area, it's so weird talking about a hurricane affecting us. Classes canceled for both Mon and Tues.
Went to see IT, I'm first in the screen and this fucking guy's just sitting there.
I just spent 4 hours at Costco because there's so many people from Florida here.
The pioneers use to ride these babies for miles
When you walk in drunk at 3am and see yer mom
A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.
trying to convince urself that ur doin ok vine.co/v/5Bd9T2bh7Ju
When people talk to each other through their Snapchat story.
So basically after 2 years of owning a tarantula, I've come to the conclusion that they are cats in the insect world.
It's Wednesday my dudes.. vine.co/v/5Y2TZnprYh1
I'm a sucker for clever quotes.
I still don't understand why I'm scared of small spiders even though I own a tarantula that I've handled plenty of times.
Notice how the original creator of a meme is never recognized. That's because a meme is meant to be discovered, not created, what a meme.
Having a Corona without lime is like having a lime without Corona.
How are people finding some way to bring Trump up in the McGregor vs Mayweather fight? I did not vote for Trump, but still, wtf?
If the LCS finals comes down to Dignitas vs IMT, I'll be amazed.
Looking back at my old Facebook posts from like freshman year of high school were cringy af.
Being hungry af while driving makes you realize how bad people really are at driving.
Committing to coffee means committing to unavoidable urges to poop.
Burger made with Filipino sausage
This is the first time I've ever had an 8am class, and let me tell you it does not feel good.
I have a feeling that there's still going to be emergency trips to the hospital after the solar eclipse.
I've learned that people are hypocrites, so no one should have any right to complain about others.
Some people complain about others being on their phone while driving, but I guarantee those same people are on their phone too while driving
The one time I'm a dd, I have someone puke in my car.... #feelsbadman
Tfw YouTube has group messaging now too.
Being broke as a kid was nothing, but being broke as a young adult about to graduate from college is scary af.
My mom just baited me into eating spaghetti with tuna in it... 🤢
A year or two down the road I'll be living on my own, responsible for my own taxes and needs. That's pretty crazy to think about.
Tfw you realize you've already been taking shots as a kid back when you would drink Tylenol when you were sick.
Lmao, this never gets old. twitter.com/CauseWereGuys/…
I don't know if people realize Facebook isn't left-handed friendly. I end up accidently liking posts 50% of the time as I'm scrolling.
This Jake Paul stuff is cancer. The kid needs to actually grow up, and people need to stop admiring him like he's an actual actor.
I normally use my phone to turn on/off my TV, but this time, I spent a solid min trying to turn on my lights wondering why I couldn't, lol.
Is it a sin to both retweet and like a tweet?
Oh, I hear the sound of a thunderstorm approaching as usual around this time as it has been happening for the past 2 weeks every day.
10/10 for Baby Driver, I feel like driving and listening to music every day now.
I just noticed that I haven't seen bees in forever. I feel like they're going extinct or something.