The ones laughing at those who use baby wipes instead of toilet paper are the ones with the crusty butts.
Eating chips with chopsticks while gaming is probably the most innovative thing to avoid greasy, sticky hands yet.
Alright, so last final tomorrow requires me to get at least a 75 to keep an A. #feelsgoodman
Done for the semester after this Tuesday, let's go.
Wow, there's eSports for tablet games now? What's next, our smart phones?
Turns out that my 2-credit course has given me the most workload compared to my 4-credit major courses. #feelsbadman
It's hell week, but it's also the last week of classes, let's go.
It's that time of the semester when you use a final-grade calculator to see the bare minimum grade required on your finals to get an A.
Tfw your last exam for a major-course class is changed to a take-home exam.
I have a really innovative one. A tank top laner with grasp of the dying, sunfire cape, and iceborn gauntlet
Why is Burger King even selling hotdogs? No one even eats at Burger King anymore.
Mood right now.
I really do believe that college is the first true experience that brings out the real "you."
Why is this even a game??? #smh
VAPE NATION ON THE NEWS @billritter7
That moment when you're in the middle of doing online homework, and the Internet just poops itself. #feelsbadman
Liking a tweet is now the most entertaining thing now. It just blows up with confetti!
You know you're getting old when you know people from high school that are getting married now.
Everytime I use Samsung Pay through my S6 Edge to pay for something, the cashier just has to ask to see and hold my phone. Bruh
Passed out at 7 expecting to have a nap. I end up waking up at 2 in the morning.... #collegethings
Honestly, I don't know where this country is headed at this point....
Why allow the carrying of firearms on campuses? Do people realize how many potheads and dumb people there are on campuses???
This guy is singing in the bathroom to cover up his farts... that's something else.
Hmm... I'm surprised that there's still no edit feature for tweets.
An alarm clock app that won't turn off unless you take a picture of your bathroom sink, now that's genius.
"When McDonald's gives you a milkshake with a hole on the side of it, so you shotgun it cause your mom didn't raise no quitter." — UMass
Stop asking me if this is my email for verification purposes Twitter. I've already said yes multiple times.
Everytime I go to the bank, there just has to always be that one impatient person that is pissed off at everything and makes a scene.
Lol, these ads for the Galaxy S7. twitter.com/SamsungMobileU…
At this point, I've learned to reform procrastination into an art of enjoyment somewhat.
It's not about how long the assignment takes, it's about how you complete it that makes it somewhat enjoyable. #AsianThings
I always regret staying up this late when I wake up 5 hours later only to set 5-minute alarms for that extra bit of sleep.
Tfw when you finish brushing your teeth, but then you realize you're hungry af.
"If you like Pinoy Coladas..." 🎶
Those late night craves though... 😩
Why are you just now coming to class when there's 5 minutes left.... smh
When your professor uses a paper towel for the attendance sheet...
Post-Game Stats: @C9Balls
dealt nearly 60k damage to champions! #NALCS
Full Stats: matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-deta…
We've got the #C9CSGO
boys in the house supporting #C9LoL
! #LCS #C9WIN
Nvm. the second I get out of class, it's back to windy 40s and rain.
Thank the Lord, it's high 50s right now instead of low 30s/high 20s.
You grow up to realize that life is about having confidence in yourself.
to when I got a pic with Phreak at MSI 2015.
I'm a die-hard C9 fan, but man, I'm loving Immortals right now.
"Friendly reminder: you can send Snapchats to yourself while drunk to entertain your hungover self the next day." — University of Victoria
Finally taught my dogs to do clean the house for me.