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Eric Maralit
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Too tired to take a shower, but I'm so nasty from work.
Craving Arizona Green Tea right now.
It's so satisfying to have my phone out of its case every once in awhile.
It was a good week of vacation in Florida, but now, it's time to spend the bulk of summer working at Movie Tavern.
Can't fix my sleeping schedule. The nocturnal is real though.
Feels good to actually be done with English forever now.
I won't get one-sided on this fight, but in my heart, Pacquiao won. #GG
"I thought I won the fight," Manny Pacquiao says. "He didn't do nothing."
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Mayweather vs Pacquiao! #PinoyPride
Well so far, these finals have been easier than the actual tests during the semester. I'm not complaining. 😌
Girls be asking what kind of cologne I use. I'm like, "that's just Old Spice deodorant." Ain't even using cologne. 😏
Even on Instagram too? Seriously....
That one person who keeps posting political, egotistical opinions on every social media website... smh
Stress is my best friend right now.
Solution: I'll build my own router because I'm an engineer.
Okay, that's not cool. Unplugging the wifi router while I'm playing League? It's not like I have A's in my classes right now or anything...
That's definitely an improvement compared to what used to be 90+ ping with barely 10 Mbps.
I know I just got my Galaxy S5 not even half a year ago, but I want the Galaxy S6 now.
Seriously bro? There's 4 open urinals, I'm at the end, and yet, you choose to go to the one next to me? This is why I piss in stalls.
So I started working out again, and after a few days, I feel like a solid brick.
I blame this on the baggy shorts.
Fuuuu, I lost my wallet on campus. FML
Woot woot, 99 on a Calc test and didn't even show up for half the classes covering the unit.
Well played by C9, a lot to learn from this game. GGWP C9! #LCS
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While I was at a stoplight, someone decided to take a picture of my bumper: "I'm only speeding because I need to poop."
I've had arachnophobia ever since I was little, but today, I bought a tarantula and was able to hold it. #YOLO #EBOLO
How the heck does a topic as stupid as what color a dress is trend this much?
If they cancel classes Friday, I will officially have a 2-week long spring break.
Pretty sure Christmas won't be known for its snowy days a few years down the road. It was in the 60s during Christmas, now snow in late Feb.
Classes were cancelled today, and now they are canceled tomorrow. On top of that, my Spring Break starts this weekend.
I've developed a pretty rough sleeping schedule from the time I've spent in college. Up 'till 4 in the morning only to wake up 3 hours later
Mannn, first semester of college compared to second semester of college... big difference (for me at least as a computer engineer).
Stupid toilet automatically flushing when I'm not even done yet. Can I not at least take a poop in peace?
Gtfo if you're going to cut in front of me and drive under the speed limit in the left lane.
Met an Asian guy named Flexor today...
I just got a free burger for being an honorary customer apparently. #sweg
Something to know: spoiled rice smells like a fart.
Amazon even offers a free 6-month period of 2-day shipping for college students and can deliver on Sundays!
Amazon is a lifesaver when it comes to finding your college textbooks cheap.
I've definitely learned how to be efficient with speeding when I commute.
And it feels like I'm pooping ice cubes.

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