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Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right.
A person who wants something will find a way; a person who doesn't will find an excuse.
God knows your path, have faith and trust in Him. pic.twitter.com/RN48gLfnoM
Patience is not the ability to wait, but how you act while you're waiting.
With God, all things are possible.
Don't look back when you know you shouldn't. Don't stress over things that don't matter. Don't worry about thinks you can't control.
Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.
Life is all about taking risks. If you never take risks, then you'll never know what you're capable of.
To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.
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As long as there is someone in the sky to protect me, there is no one on Earth who could break me.
Be someone who makes someone else look forward to tomorrow.
#spreadpositivity of happiness and joy! Not H.I.V!
The fastest thing on Earth is prayer because it reaches God before you even speak the words. #pray
We may know what we want, but God knows what we need.
Happy moments: Praise God Difficult moments: Seek God Quiet moments: Worship God Difficult moments: Trust God Every moment: Thank God
I fell for you, my mistake.
Maganda ka? Oo, ang ganda mo ibaon
#Tambay: Miss, hating-gabi na, ah?! Bakit naglalakad ka pa? #Babae: So, anong gusto mo? Gumapang ako pauwi?
Hindi na uso yung: "Pag ang tanga natuto, humanda ka!" Sa panahon ngayon, pag ang tanga natuto…. Maya maya eh TANGA NA NAMAN.
Sobrang puti ng mukha, maitim ang leeg Maputi ang katawan, maitim ang kilikili Maputi ang legs, maitim ang TUHOD Yung totoo, Zebra ka noh?
Sa panahon ngayon, mas virgin pa ang babaeng MADALDAL at MAINGAY, kaysa sa MAHINHIN.
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.