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Bawat effort mahalaga. Appreciate mo lang.
That "Nagseselos ako pero wala akong karapatan" feeling.
Mahiyain ako pero sa umpisa lang.
Akala mo, gusto ka rin niya. Pinaasa ka lang pala.
Letting go of the past is your first step to happiness.
My phone be like: 80% For Internet 15% For selfie 4% For text and call 1% For mirror.
True beauty comes from DEEP WITHIN. So ano, IBABAON na ba kita?
SEMBREAK: Wake up → Eat ↑ ↓ Sleep← Internet
Ge, hanapin ko lang sa cabinet yung pake ko
Mayaman: CHECK Matalino: CHECK Mabait: CHECK Mukha: SHREK
Music and sleep are two of the greatest ways to escape from everything.
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you, but how strong you stand is what makes you.
True friends don't count favors.
Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.
Forgive and Forget the EX .. to make room for the NEXT .. so that the NEXT doesn't have to deal with the baggage left behind by the EX!!
Thank you Lord for another beautiful day to live and giving us an opportunity to be better today than I was yesterday! #blessed 🙌
My life is not complete without: • God • Family • Friends • Internet
Wifi is the reason why falling asleep nowadays is hard.
Not everyone in your life is your friend. Be nice to everyone, but be very careful about whom you trust.
Ang love walang turn on at turn off, kasi kung ganun lang din pala ang batayan mo edi sana ilaw na lang minahal mo!
Ang tunay na kaibigan, kahit matagal na kayong hindi nagkakausap, wala pa ring pagbabago.
Too hard to trust people nowadays.
Nagmumurahan nang harap-harapan pero hindi nagpaplastikan. Yan ang tunay na magkaibigan!
Magkaiba ang morena sa malibag, wag kang tanga!
Tuwing exam nasusubukan ang tunay na pagkakaibigan.
Huwag ka dapat malungkot kung flat-chested ka. Ayaw mo yun? Dalawa likod mo.
RICH KID: 😯 😶 😇 😏 😑 👲 👳 👮 👷 💂 👶 👦 👧 👨 👩 👴 👵 POOR KID: Ano yan bat puro square?
Sa barkada: Ang Huling tumawa: SLOW Ang Unang tumawa: Green minded!
Una, wala akong pake. Pangalawa, hindi ko kailangan ng opinyon mo. Pangatlo, pakamatay ka na.
May mga tao talagang hindi mo alam kung mahal ka or sweet lang talaga sayo.
Sana pwedeng iconvert yung tweets to cash.
JOKEZONED - Yung sinabihan mo na mahal mo siya, akala niya joke.
Never underestimate the pain of a person, because in all honesty, everyone is struggling. Some people are better at hiding it than others.
Yung akala ng iba may relasyon kayo, sa sobrang close niyo.
life is all about tough decisions getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
We're more than friends but less than a couple.
Dear sleep: I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.
Isang "GOOD MORNING" mo lang, buo na ang araw ko.
Dear Lord....despite of all the things I am going through right now...Thank you for letting me see another day again...
Reading old messages and wondering where it all changed.
Believe in yourself, push your limits, experience life, conquer your goals, and be happy.
Boy: Pwede manligaw? Girl: Paalam ka muna kay papa. Boy: Pag pumayag sya? Girl: Edi kayo na. 😂😂😂
Juan: Pare, Ang underware ko parang TAPE, SIDE A at B. Pedro: Akin nga parang MOVIE. Juan: Bakit naman? Pedro: “NOW ON ITS 2ND WEEK.”
Super malandi + pangit = sumalangit.
Kapag may internet CONNECTION, may eyebags evolution.
Yung crush mo noon na hanggang ngayon crush mo pa din. 😍