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Don't bother me when: 1. I'm eating 🍝 2. I'm sleeping 😴 3. I'm on the phone πŸ“ž 4. I'm texting #GLOBEiPhone6one6
Iphone 6 + Globe = Heaven ang combo. #GLOBEiPhone6
Dear phone, I drop you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I can't live without you. Sincerely, Me #GLOBEiPhone6
Fast wifi + stable connection = PERFECT #GLOBEiPhone6
God is the best part of my life. Without Him, I can't imagine where I'd be. #NothingBeatsFIRST
Just a crushπŸ˜‹πŸ˜ 3MonthsπŸ’‘ 9MonthsπŸ’ 1YearπŸ‘«πŸ’• 5YearsπŸ’πŸ’ 10YearsπŸ‘ͺ🏑 20YearsπŸ‘«πŸ‘πŸ’•πŸ’• 50YearsπŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ Heaven πŸ‘ΌπŸ‘Ό RETWEET #NothingBeatsFIRST #NothingBeatsFIRST
My Mom is β€’ annoying β€’ dramatic β€’ irritating β€’ beautiful β€’ loving β€’ caring β€’ strong β€’ amazing RT if you love your mom. #NothingBeatsFIRST
#NothingBeatsFIRST Pag Walang Pasok Brunch Watch TV Movie Marathon Semi-Merienda Twitter Facebook Merienda Instagram Dinner Midnight Snack
Blessed ? Yes πŸ™ Rich ? Not yet 😌 Lonely ? Never πŸ’ Broke ? What's that πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ Healthy ? Thank you Lord πŸ™Œ Grateful ? Alw#NothingBeatsFIRSTeatsFIRST
Who's HOTTER and BETTER? RETWEET: 5 Seconds Of Summer (5 SOS) FAVORITE: One Direction (1D) #NothingBeatsFIRST
Masaya ang buhay, enjoy mo lang.
Parte talaga ng buhay ang mga problema. Be strong. Smile ka lang.
Never judge anyone on their outside appearance when you have no clue what they're going through. A smile can hide so much.
It's heart breaking to think that the 1 person who manages to make u the happiest person on earth can also make u the saddest @vicegandako 😰
What a heart-melting & powerful message of the song written by Vice Ganda. A song of EQUALITY, HOPE,UNITY & HARMONY!
Deep conversations with open minded people are the best.
Decade- 10 years. Century- 100 years. FOREVER - 1 Week
Forever is just a word. End of story.
I challenge my mom to do the "dagdag baon challenge."
Puro ka "hart hart" wala ka namang "brain brain."
5 Rules of happiness 1. Don't Hate 2. Don't Worry 3. Give More 4. Expect Less 5. Live Simply
Magiging maayos din ang lahat sa tamang panahon. Tiwala lang kay God ang kailangan. πŸ™
blessed ? yes πŸ™ rich ? not yet 😌 lonely ? never πŸ’ broke ? what's that πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ healthy ? thank you Lord πŸ™Œ grateful ? always πŸ’―πŸ‘Œ
SINGLE LIFE: βœ” No lovelife βœ” No heartbreak βœ” No relationship βœ” More crushes βœ” No commitment βœ” Less obligations βœ” No dates βœ” More sleep
Huwag ka ng umasang babalik pa sya kumain ka na lang mabubusog ka pa.
Happiness starts with, one word, one joke, one text, one phone call, one song, one hug, one kiss... and stops with one mistake.
I notice everything, I just act like I don't.
Always keep your head up, because if it's down you won't be able to see the blessings that have been placed in your life.
A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise.
Be real, be happy, be unique, be true, be honest, be humble, be true to yourself.
One day, I will be someone's everything. ❀️
NOTE TO SELF: Never expect, Never assume, Never demand.
Online ka. Online sya. CONGRATULATIONS! May internet connection kayong dalawa!
Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: "Goodbye, class" #DahilSembreakNa
Vacation -> Staycation -> pinasosyal na NGANGASYON. #DahilSembreakNa #SembreakMoments101
#SembreakMoments101 S-leepful nights E-xam free M-orning smiles B-atugan mode R-estful days E-ndless gala A-nd lastly K-ahirapan
Anne and Coleen, deserves a slow clap! That's one hell of a show!
Sa kabila ng mga nararanasan mong problema, marami pa ring mga bagay na dapat mong ipagpasalamat kay God.
Hindi ka bibigyan ni God ng problema na hindi mo kaya. ☝
Kapag talaga masyado kang attached sa isang tao, ang bilis mo siya mamiss.
Yung katabi mo na nakikibasa sa text mo, "sige, ikaw nalang mag reply, nakakahiya naman sayo." #KwentongJEEPNEY