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Things on my mind right now: 1. you 2. you 3. you 4. you 5. you 6. you 7. you 8. you 9. you 10. you #LOVEKita
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β€œDriver: Bababa ba? Pasareho: Bababa FOREIGNER: Are you guys alien? #SakayNaSaTV5
30 mins left! Let's watch Wattpad presents "DyepNi" 9:30PM only on @TV5manila | #SakayNaSaTV5 #AkalaKo #SabiMo pic.twitter.com/j6bPftmca2
Yung sumakay ako sa jeep pero ayaw umusog ng mga pasahero, aba gusto ata kumandong ako sa kanila eh. #SakayNaSaTV5
Sa jeep: Katabi mo si crush tapos biglang break, muntik ka na nyang ma-kiss sa pisngi. Feels Heaven. #SakayNaSaTV5 pic.twitter.com/QtVqzwAQFY
Sa jeep: Yung binibigay mo yung bayad mo tapos walang gustong umabot! Oh eto manong, catch! #SakayNaSaTV5
SA JEEP Me: Bayad po *Gives 10 Pesos sa driver* Driver: Ilan? Me: Kung kaya ko po ilibre lahat ng pasahero sa 10 Pesos, go! #SakayNaSaTV5
Sa Jeep: That awkward moment when you had no choice but to stare at the person in front of you. #SakayNaSaTV5
Yung sumakay ka sa jeep na naka uniform, naka-id ka pa. Tapos tatanungin ka kung estudyante. Ay hindi manong, driver ako! #SakayNaSaTV5
Pasahero: bayad po Driver: Saan to? Pasahero: Sa puso mo manong. Heart heart ❀️❀️❀️#SakayNaSaTV5
YUNG KATABI MO SA JEEP AMOY MANDIRIGMA. #SakayNaSaTV5
#SabiMo babe i love you. Tapos send to many pala.
#SabiMo you're not going to leave me even though everything is changing but there you are, drifting apart from your promise. πŸ˜”
#SabiMo FREE WIFI. Bakit may password?!
#SabiMo libre mo ko pero bat ako padin yung gumastos? πŸ˜”
#SabiMo: "I like you" - Me: "Thank you po sa like" πŸ˜‰
#SabiMo forever, but it's more like we're over. πŸ˜ͺ
#SabiMo you hate me? Well, the feeling is VERY mutual.
#SabiMo mahalaga ako, pero bakit di ko maramdaman?
#AkalaKo moreno, yung pala malibag lang! πŸ˜‚
#AkalaKo magiging madali lahat nung minahal kita pero hindi pala. pic.twitter.com/4ZpMeamCPW
#AkalaKo gusto din niya ako. Sadyang assuming lang pala talaga ako.
#AkalaKo ako yung mahal mo pero yung best friend ko pala.
I only accept "K" from my Mom.
Tunay na kaibigan, pag wala ka, hinahanap ka. Hindi yung pag wala ka, pinag uusapan ka."
Kausapin kita pag LTE na yung signal ng paki ko.
Do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them?
BOY: Pagod ka ba? GIRL: Bakit? BOY: Kasi kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.
SEMBREAK IS LOADING... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ 97%
Minsan kailangan mo ng isang taong yayakapin ka nalang bigla kasi alam niyang hindi ka okay.
Kahit gaano ka pa kaingay, kadaldal, at kagulo. Sigurado, SPEECHLESS ka kapag si crush ang katabi mo..
Congrats KIA and Coach Manny! #naks
study....stud....stu....st....s....sl....sle....slee....sleep.
(Discussion) Ahhhhh gets ko na. (Quiz day) Tinuro ba 'to? 😱😱
Yung mga kaibigan mong hindi mo kayang mawala.
People only notice you when you're; β€’ Pretty β€’ Cute β€’ Talented β€’ Famous β€’ Rich β€’ Or DEAD!
Dear Math, madami din akong problema. Kaya please lang, solve your own problems!
No regrets, just lessons learned.
REAL TALK: Pagkain ang dahilan kung bakit nauubos ang pera mo.