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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
#KungPwedeLang magka snow dito sa Pilipinas eh!
#KungPwedeLang maging bata ulet! Walang inaalalang problema, walang inaalalang lovelife, walang inaalalang grades, maglalaro lang buong araw
Nasaktan - Nagmove-on - Gumanda - Lumandi - Sumuka - Alam na.
JUNG CHAWOONG sacrificed his life on his birthday to help students to stay alive! This is what you call a hero! RIP! #PrayForSouthKorea 🙏 🙏
"A STUDENT ON THE BOAT TEXTED FOR HELP!" PLS RT & SPREAD! Let us help those who are still alive! #PrayForSouthKorea pic.twitter.com/3TZo1BbiQx
Let us all take a moment of silence & pray that all passengers will be found & safely return home. #PrayForSouthKorea pic.twitter.com/Qev3QJ72NA
Titanic stars!? Aging? I see no difference! BEFORE and AFTER photo of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet. pic.twitter.com/nC2KdUtGkI
Why is it my fingers are always typing 1992, again it's 1912. YEAR OF THE DAY 1992. #lol Actually, it's my birthyr! #JustWannaShare #SorryNa
That moment when u tweeted a wrong date & appears that it was already retweeted by 600+ users! TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR. Sry. It's 1992 not 1992.
APRIL 15, 1912: TITANIC APRIL 15, 2014: SOUTH KOREAN FERRY (SOUTH KOREA) Coincidence?? #PrayForSouthKorea pic.twitter.com/Hd1aqOGEUp
APRIL 15, 1992: TITANIC APRIL 15, 2014: SOUTH KOREAN FERRY (SOUTH KOREA) Coincidence?? #PrayForSouthKorea pic.twitter.com/lfFTtFQhwD
First, an airplane #MH370 gone missing, and now SOUTH KOREA ship. Most of them are students on school trip, 300+ missing. #PrayForSouthKorea
BAKASYON = Eto yung pinakahinintay ng nanay mo para gawin kang DAKILANG UTUSAN.
Dear God, thank you for giving me friends that are less normal.
Buti pa yung SARDINAS may LIGO, eh ikaw?
#SILA: Selfie sa boracay, Selfie sa bohol. Selfie sa iba't ibang lugar #IKAW: Selfie sa kwarto, Selfie sa sala, Selfie sa kusina! BAHAY TOUR
NgaNga na naman for this day.
"PAMPERS" HINDI PANG-SECOND HINDI PANG THIRD "PAMPERS" #LokongFilipinoTerm
"MENTION" - Mention is the house of meyeyemen. You know: "Ang ganda naman ng MENTION mo, pwede makitira?" #LokongFilipinoTerm
ITS BE THE VALUE - Brand ng ballpen, kahit mura ninanakaw parin. #LokongFilipinoTerm
"Contemplate" - Kulang sa plato. Ex: "I went to a party last night. Like there's so much food but CONTEMPLATE." #LokongFilipinoTerm
DOTA - British accent ng daughter. Dota come over here! #lokongfilipinoterm