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Pinoy Humor & Quotes
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Iho, hindi yan abs, RIBS yan RIBS!
Hoy. Pinakilig moko. Panagutan mo to!
#BROCCOLI: Para akong Puno. #WALNUT: Para raw akong utak. #MUSHROOM: Mukha raw akong payong. #BANANA: Change topic nga!
Attitude is always better than beauty.
Paminsan minsan, may araw na pangit tayo. Pero bakit ikaw inaraw-araw mo?
Worst feeling ever? . . . . Being replaced.
A word of encouragement after failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.
Take control of your emotions before emotions take control of you...
If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.
Me right now: Scroll Scroll Scroll Retweet Scroll Favorite
Karma. Sometimes early, sometimes late. One thing is for sure, it comes when you least expect it.
Be mature enough to accept rejections and failures.
Don't say "I can't because I'm weak". Say "I may be weak, but I'm strong with God."
Ang taong nagkukunwaring HINDI NASASAKTAN ay yung taong madalas gamitin ang salitang "OK LANG".
Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up.
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"Fear kills more dreams than failure ever will."
Live every day as if it's your last, embracing each experience as if it's your first.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
God is like oxygen. You can't see Him, but you can't live without Him. #truth
No matter what comes up in my life, I know that 'This too, will pass'.
Successful people know the difference between patience and procrastination.
Fall nine times, stand up ten.
Do something today that your future self will thank you for. Happy Wednesday everyone!
Don't forget to pray today, because God didn't forget to wake you up this morning. #PRAY
Freshman Year: πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­πŸ‘­πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­ Sophomore Year: πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­πŸ‘« Junior Year: πŸ‘«πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­ Senior Year: πŸ‘«πŸ‘­ After Graduation: 🚢
That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.
You can't make footprints on the sands of time by sitting on your butt... and who wants to make buttprints?
People may hurt your heart, but God will heal your heart.
Apology accepted, trust denied.
Ang hirap kasi gusto niyo naman ang isa't isa pero tadhana na mismo ang umaayaw sa inyong dalawa.
Todo puyat tapos rerekla-reklamong malaki ang eyebags!
I'm not where I need to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be.
#PHONE: Has thousands of songs. #ME: Listens to same 5 songs on repeat.
Ang tunay na babae, di uso ang mag suklay ng buhok. HAHA
99.9% ng pagka-stress ng mga estudyante, yung minor subject na feeling major.
Sayang naman ang ganda ng mata mo kung iiyak ka lang sa walang kwentang tao.
Nag-palit ka ng DP. Comments: Friend1: Ganda Friend2: Chx! Friend3: PRETTY! Relative: Kamusta na kayo jan? Ikamusta mo nmn ako sa nanay mo.
Fact: Ang Facebook ay para sa mga palakaibigan, ang Twitter ay para sa mga madadaldal.
iPhone 6 iPhone iPhon iPho iPh iP i iPanaginip.
Fast replies makes me think I'm extra special.
Do I care about the haters? N γ€€ O γ€€γ€€γ€€ O γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ o γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€o γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ o γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€o γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ 。 γ€€γ€€γ€€ 。 γ€€γ€€γ€€. γ€€γ€€γ€€. γ€€γ€€γ€€ . γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€.
PIMPLES & EYEBAGS - isa sila sa mga natitirang loyal sa buhay mo.
#BOY: Hi #GIRL: Hi #BOY: Kumain kana? #GIRL: Kumain kana? #BOY: Gaya gaya! #GIRL: Gaya gaya! #BOY: Iloveyou. #GIRL: Oo kumain na ko.
#AKO: "PAKOPYA NAMAN" #CLASSMATE: "SIGE. PERO DI KO SURE KUNG TAMA EH" #AKO: "OKAY LANG YAN. BASTA MAY SAGOT"
Use your BRAIN to protect your HEART from pain.
Yung kaibigan mong ganito magkwento: β€œMay ikwe-kwento ako. HAHAHAHAHA. Si ano kase… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
#JUAN: Pre tae ba yun? #PEDRO: Di ko alam. Teka, titikman ko. #JUAN: Ano na? #PEDRO: Pre tae nga, buti nalang hindi natin natapakan.
God is my hero, forever.
Dont "K" me, baka masapak kita.