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Ang sarap kasama yung hindi maaarteng tao. Yung nasasabayan bawat trip mo.
Don't just accept where you are at in life. If you want to be better, do better. If you want to be more, do more. It's all on you. Fix it.
Happy 1st of October #HelloOctober โ–‘โ–‘Hโ–‘Eโ–‘Lโ–‘Lโ–‘Oโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ˜† โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•”โ•โ•—โ–‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ•”โ•—โ•ฌโ•โ•”โ•—โ• โ•—โ•”โ•—โ•ฆโ•—โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ–‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ•‘โ• โ•โ•‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ•šโ•โ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•šโ•โ•ฉโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
God takes time to listen, if someone takes time to pray. ๐Ÿ™
May mga tao talaga na mas malaki ang bunganga kaysa utak. ๐Ÿ˜…
"Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, tatanggapin mo lahat ng flaws niya!" - Kathryn Bernardo ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜
Buti pa si Lord equal ang tingin sa lahat. Eh ang tao? Biased.
Huwag nating gawing basehan ang panlabas na itsura ng isang tao para lang masabi kung dapat ba siyang mahalin or hindi. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Š
Kalalake mong tao ang dami mong "BABY". May matres ka ba?
Kahit gaano kabusy ang isang tao gagawan pa din nya ng paraan makasama ka kasi Importante ka sa kanya!
#Pedro: Juan paabot nga ng posporo #Juan: Aanhin mo ang posporo kung may kalan naman? Bobo oh! #Pedro: Cge. Akin na ung kalan Pantitinga ko!
Stop worrying. If it's meant to happen, it will. If not, there's a reason it didn't. Don't question it. Just trust in God's plan.
Oh malapit na ang Christmas, single ka pa rin? Haha, ok lang yan. Last year ganon din diba? Atleast consistent ka.
You may feel lost and alone, but God knows exactly where you are. Remember that He has a good plan for your life.
Bagong kakikiligan na love team! Mr. Popular: Marc Neumann Ms. Nobody: Sharia Mae #MentionSomeonePOPULAR #WattpadTV5
1 + 1 =Window 2 + 2 =Fish 3 + 3 =Eight 4 + 4 =Arrow 7 + 7 =Triangle 8 + 8 =Butterfly RT if you get it! #MentionSomeonePOPULAR #WattpadTV5
WATTPAD Presents: Mr. Popular Meets Ms. Nobody Starring Marc Neumann & Shaira Mae #MentionSomeonePOPULAR #WattpadTV5
I CAN BE: weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic but really, I'm just me. #WattpadTV5 #MentionSomeonePOPULAR
SNOB ako ni Crush! โ•ญโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ฏโ€โ€โ€โ•ฐโ”ˆโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ฎ โ€โ•ฐโ”ณโ”ณโ•ฏโ€โ€โ€โ€โ•ฐโ”ณโ”ณโ•ฏ โ€โ€๐Ÿ’งโ€โ€ โ€โ€ ๐Ÿ’ง โ€โ€โ€โ€โ€โ•ฐโ”ˆโ”ˆโ•ฏ โ€ ๐Ÿ’งโ•ญโ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ•ฎ #MentionSomeonePOPULARULA#WattpadTV5dTV5
LOVELIFE? No! Just... ๐Ÿ• Pizza ๐Ÿ” Burger ๐ŸŸ Fries ๐Ÿง Ice Cream ๐Ÿฐ Cake ๐Ÿซ Choc#MentionSomeonePOPULARO#WattpadTV5padTV5
WATCH: Wattpad Presents: 'Mr. Popular Meets Ms. Nobody' - TONIGHT 7PM @TV5manila!
SURVEY: Who's more popular? RT = ONE DIRECTION FAVORITE: EXO #MentionSomeonePOPULAR
SHORT GIRLS ARE CUTE 4"7๐Ÿ˜ 4"8 ๐Ÿ˜ 4"9๐Ÿ˜ 4"10๐Ÿ˜ 4''11๐Ÿ˜ 5''0๐Ÿ˜ 5''1๐Ÿ˜ 5''2๐Ÿ˜ 5''3๐Ÿ˜ 5''4๐Ÿ˜ RT IF YOU SEE YOU#MentionSomeonePOPULARonePOPULAR
That moment when you walk into a room with full of people you don't know... and be like... #MentionSomeonePOPULAR
My parents think that my friends are bad influence. But they donโ€™t know that Iโ€™m the mastermind.
Kapag inaantok, matulog! Kapag nagugutom, Kumain! Kapag malungkot, Kumain ulit! Haha. Madali lang ang buhay. WAG PAHIRAPIN.
"SINGLE" - Sila yung basta merong internet connection masaya na.
Yung idinudutong mo ang apelyido ng crush mo sa pangalan mo.
May mga babae talaga kapag nag ayos hindi mo aakalaing sobrang ganda pala.
Yung feeling na ang ganda ng boses mo kapag naka earphones.
Karamihan sa mga pandak, MAGAGANDA!
"CRUSH" - is an example of something you can't have.
Are you kidding me?" No, I'm adulting you. - Haha K.
May mga mukha talagang pag sumakay ng jeep, mapapatago ka ng cellphone. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
Yung close lang kayo sa text tapos kapag nagkasalubong sa personal nagkakahiyaan.
#Dentist: "This will only hurt a little." Me: *LIAR!*
We boys, have uncountable crushes, but only one girl remains in our heart. #fact ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Š
Yung naka-tagged ka sa picture kahit wala ka naman dun sa picture. ๐Ÿ˜“
Masarap kiligin, masarap magselos, masarap magmahal pero mas masarap pa din KUMAIN!
Hello, I am a virus, and I am entering your brain now........sorry, I am leaving, I can't find any brain.
May mga tao lang talagang ang ganda sa picture pero pag in person....... Ang ganda ulit sa picture.
Ang relasyon nagsisimula sa sweet talk. Nagtatapos sa trashtalk.