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IF you don't manage your emotions... they will end up managing you.
Being defeated is often a temporary condition; giving up is what makes it permanent.
Khit sino ang maging Presidente may masasabi pa rin tyo. Kelan ba nakontento? Hinding hindi tyo makukontento. Dhil walang panahong perpekto.
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Hindi lahat ng nagpoprotesta totoong nag aaklas. Yung iba dyan nabayaran lang at sinuhulan ng pambili ng bigas.
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THE FILIPINO IS WORTH DYING FOR. THE FILIPINO IS WORTH LIVING FOR. THE FILIPINO IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR. #SONA2014 #ProudFilipino
Yung mga pangako mo parang SONA, ang sarap pakinggan pero nakakasawang asahan. #SONA2014
Kapag SONA, students be like: To the left, to the right, reaction paper sabay sabay! #SONA2014
Yung bibilangin mo kung ilang beses nagpalakpakan at kilalanin kung sino ang mga hindi nagpalakpakan.. #SONA2014
#Guy: Do you like math? #Girl: No. #Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I'd rather be disliked for who I am than liked for who I'm not.
Buti pa si Dora, supportive ang parents pag dating sa galaan.
"Hi, I'm wearing your tax money" - Corrupt Politician. #SONA2014
Alam mo ba kung bakit nauna ang A sa B? Kasi mas importante ang ATTITUDE kaysa sa BEAUTY.
"Don't judge my JOURNEY, if you DOESN'T walk my path." - #GandangLalaki no.2
ANG MGA BABAE: Nasaktan. Niloko. Iniwan. Umiyak. Nagdusa. Nag-Let Go. Nag-Move On. Sumaya. Gumanda. Naging Dyosa.
First Met💑 3Months💏 6Months💏 9Months💑 1Year👫💕 5Years💏💍 10Years👪 20Years ❤ 50Years👴👵 #TrueLove#foreverLove #forever
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