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mαrk cσltmαn
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I just updated my website. 0800pest.com
@ThePuddingStop: #pudstop towers has espresso, croissants, pain au chocolat & cinnamon Danish. Pop in and read the papers” - and eat!
@TheGroveHotel: Just 2 more hours to enter our competition to win a luxury stay with us. - Give up my wife's gorgeous roast dinner!
*drumming fingers on dashboard*
Waiting for a timed delivery before 09:30... It's now 09:42. Thanks TNT I'm not IN A RUSH OR ANYTHING!!!
After Nicky Clarke talking about Scottish independence next week we have Joey Essex talking about the theory of relativity.
Dust from my Panini is stopping my fingerprint sensor on my iphone working. #firstworldproblems
Have just been told by #Vodafone that I will not receive calls on 4G and to turn it off, had it for 14 days and told them issue since day 2!
Harvester Restaurant Hi guys, can you get someone at St Albans to answer the phones!! #frustrated
@Pest_Guru @jamesburchill ...Great to read about the late Tom Finney over the weekend, great footballer and also a plumber. (2/2)
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Today is nine-times World Champion Valentino Rossi's birthday. Happy Birthday @ValeYellow46! pic.twitter.com/w4tUkvlcnZ
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@jamesburchill: "If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber." ~ Albert Einstein” - @PimlicoPlumbers needs to see that!
@indigopest: Don't get caught out releasing captured Grey Squirrels. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…” - Unless you're Rolf Harris...
Must say, bloody windy here! All emergency services out due to the flooding stay safe!
To the lady that just held her handbag tight and crossed the road.. Sorry for walking fast with my hood on, it's raining babes x
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RT if you're not the type to do things just because someone tells you to.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, rats have post part oestrus which means they can become pregnant straight after giving birth, how romantic.
Audi UK Loving the Audi advert. Very clever guys! pic.twitter.com/McSpYNwsXv
Chaos Theory says the butterfly effect is when a butterfly flaps it's wings in the world hurricanes happen in another part. KILL THEM ALL!
Those poor flood victims, first their houses fill with water then they get Shane Ritchie knocking on the door! Can it get any worse?