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"i go to the bathroom a lot and i smile more" - my mom litERALLY LIKE 2 MINUTE AGO
Make me your
#whitegirlwednesday so I know it's real.
sorry if i don't talk to you irl it's cause i literally have no social skills
@shecompletesme2012 struuuuuuuve you missed it w/ @507error
true dedication is doing 30 jlabs in 1 night ✌
with @slurpeequeen_sidote ✌
sushi king knows how to make me feel special with my home skillet Sarah @slurpeequeen_sidote
happy late Mother's Day this was a bitch to make. if my mom doesn't like it I'm gonna punch her :(
Mondays wouldn't suck as much if i could just wake up in a new Bugatti
friends come and go, internet is forever
How I feel when using any other shower but mine
vine.co/v/bPQwpu5XmrA how far did i get before i realized i left the house without a bra?
(the answer is Home Depot)
it's a confirmed fact that
@jayvilaa never stops having fun
The illuminati is real and aliens exist
i lost my glasses worst day ever 0/10 would not recommend
Watching
#GirlCode tonight will make your skin glow and your phone have 13% better battery life
@GirlCode im like 1 more bra missing half its underwire away from a mental breakdown lol text it
My status is from a song, it's not about you. Get over yourself
If you cut your pizza up into small pieces you can use it as a topping for your other pizza.
Amanda Bynes has officially lost it. Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.
i just spelled my last name wrong on a test can i go home
passing through the eternal realm of death on a skateboard
monday? more like 203%doneday
hating dennis b/c “
@dennisbueso: No school for me tomorrow” :(
i'd rather be a golden retriever belonging to a nice upper class white family
cause i've seen more spine in jellyfish
i've seen more guts in 11-year old kids
a little bit of monica in my life
a little bit of erica by my side 👍
half priced frappechinos at Starbucks make me --> 💃
Mrs Johnson I am done w/ you
ha *crawls back in bed* l8r losers
ew philip don't touch that rod there you don't know where it's been
omg
@jayvilaa way to steal my tweet like wow
I want
@Drake to murder my vagina
i got like 12 hours of sleep and im still tired
fiji water makes my tongue feel weird :(
i just made a rick ross reference and the iss coordinator just stared at me :(
watch me be the only one in iss today
sold my soul for a couple bucks now a nigga got cheetos
seriously can't wait for my Amanda Bynes meltdown it's gonna be awesome
every night should be sushi night
how did mrs j start talking about rocks im so confused
everyone likes my glasses except the people who actually sold them to me
reggie keeps saying balls deep and idk what's going on rn
i wish i witty and clever but instead im sarcastic and annoying