What's your favorite song about where Bruce Springsteen was born?
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[ok, don't let her know you're George bush]
Me: do you know what time it is
Her: it's 9:11
Me: *just starts to nervously sweat*
putting bleach in your vape pen
*bill clinton voice*
i did not have sexual relations with that dad
"i didnt have to look at her face long because it was all down in my junk" @bryanmueller65
i know that we the new slaves i see the blood on the leaves
my dream job would forsure to be to be a music critic for rolling stone
John Baldessari: I Will Not Make Any More Boring Art, 1971. pic.twitter.com/opV6j5dRcU
Jonah Hill snorted so much fake cocaine while filming "The Wolf of Wall Street" that he got bronchitis.
The fetal position is a great way to describe my state of mind
when u real thirsty for bae and he aint givin you any attention pic.twitter.com/oKGuTGcMnF
THERES ALWAYS ONE OF THESE NIGGAS IN EVERY SCHOOL 😂�pic.twitter.com/mk3jCFOMt3
Almost a senior. I still remember being scared of entering high school.
"...and they’re gonna love you anyway, and it’s gonna go so poorly.” (2 of 2) @Neilicorn #buttonpoetry
the suburban mom who gets dragged into hot topic
First let me hop out the mf lake pic.twitter.com/OHlkZRlwaf
This is still my favorite vine.. vine.co/v/MK27O9llWE6
I just wanna be able to regret nothing and live a completely adventurous n weird life
ur eyes water when u yawn because u miss ur bed and it makes u sad
A young Kanye West rapping "Hey Mama" alongside his mother pic.twitter.com/RWPIoEPlnD
Twitter: Couple holding hands captioned "Relationship goals😫❤️"
U never truly know anyone
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Pretty girls music video is even worse than the song
if you're on any social media site just to get a bunch of likes, please chill
do u ever just wanna meet the opposite sex version of u
Here is an close up to what they were saying to each other pic.twitter.com/uqxGVh9QGB
if my future husband doesn't cry as i walk down the aisle, i'm gonna walk TF back honestly.
It's dress like a seat night in Cleveland. pic.twitter.com/da1UZ7Leqb
if you are having a bad day don't try and make everyone else have a bad day with you
i don't think i'm a trap queen :(
Strippers making 100k a year & driving your dream car & here you are struggling cuz you got morals pic.twitter.com/Iw5JCm4ZAe
when u about to hit that hard whip but then see yourself in the mirror vine.co/v/eml9Th7adth
"I gave every boy in the school...A BLOWJ"
Tom Brady: So I said "It isn't flat!" and they were all "Yes it's flat!" and I'm like "No it's not!"
Christopher Columbus: I hear ya, man
Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers played the bassline on "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette.