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payton crimm
you got what it takes to set me free (alcohol)
la tristesse durera toujours
if this isnt the most accurate video ive ever watched pic.twitter.com/RRuLStxevl
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an actual video of me at any given moment a female acknowledges my significant other. pic.twitter.com/9mLS8rAdMT
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Be down for me and only me and I'll be down for you and only you
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I miss having a normal sleeping schedule lol
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i need to get in a better mindset
and you can tell rolling stone magazine my last words were..... i'm on drugs
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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the hell was I letting it touch me?
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There's a difference between not having time and not making the time
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Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...
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#GrowingUpGoofy 2 hours after the joke or funny situation you're the only one still laughing like pic.twitter.com/sqHXEbeCkA
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okay seriously what the fuck
I have never felt so deeply connected to a fictional tshirt pic.twitter.com/5fxtYQRaNn
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"I said a bang bang, bangity bang, I said a bang bang bangity bang"
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"Tell my wife I love her very much -" "She knows." "Ok well I'm about to die alone in space so maybe just tell her again? Fuckin be cool?"
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that awkward moment when you see someone that makes you want to throw up and cry and forget that you actually know them
i buy a gift for my bf one time and i get double bmx magazines for life pic.twitter.com/n20MCh89sI
when the fuck will life get easier
“Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling.”
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#GrowingUpShy when you’re choking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention pic.twitter.com/VqEijeo4X0
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never make someone a priority if you're just one of their options
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Idgaf if you don't like me i bet you ain't going to do shit but stare at me when i walk by, lurk through all my shit & wish i gave a fuck.
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i dont want to leave my bed
My Mum and her wife were sent an anti-gay marriage petition... so here's their formal response pic.twitter.com/4riY8xUilM
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There exists a book titled “What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex” that has around 200 pages all of which are blank.
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I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
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LOVE iS LiKE TOWELS i WOULD RATHER KEEP THE ONE THAT i AM COMFORTABLE WiTH RATHER THAN BUY A NEW ONE
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People taking your things and holding them above your head to make you jump for it #GrowingUpShort
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i think i have, like, extra feelings
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one person followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by fllwrs.com
If we texting and u fall asleep on me, it is yo responsibility to text me first in the am, or best believe u won't hear from me ever again
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i wish i had some ride or die friends like everyone else seems to have. i'm fucking tired of being alone.
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Ever feel like 5 years passed in one night?
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#GrowingUpWithSiblings when your mom tries to yell out your name but she calls every other person in the house before she gets to yours
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we may make it through the war if we make it through the night
girls are so unique and interesting and always have something different to bring. whereas all boys are the same. all nike socks are the same
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(319): Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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why leave your bed when you could not leave your bed
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marry someone you know will eventually turn into a major dilf
If you don't want nudes leaked don't take nudes More this week: To avoid being robbed, own nothing at all To avoid murder, die right now
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