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I just want summer because all good things happen in summer.
Syllabus: Cramming will not work for this class.
Me: Well it's gonna have to.
Let them miss you
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once you made me happy and it fucked me up for life
Me on Valentine's day
I HATE YALL 😭�cx
(812): Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
""I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle." -Lenka
Alex: The opposite of death is this
Me: What is life
Alex: Ball is life mufucka
*Dunks on me so hard the backboard shatters*
Me: I should treat myself...
Gowdy: Is it Wu Tang Clan…the name of the group?
Shkreli: On advice of counsel, I invoke my 5th amendment privilege
trailer park boys is one of the best shows i have ever started
Procrastination has taught me how to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in 30 minutes.
danny: we made out under the dock
sandy: I just wanted to suck his cock
Priest: Jesus loves you
Me: Oh yeah? Let's see if he can name 3 of my albums
this will be my future partner
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
me, normally: i will be perpetually harrowed by anxiety until death grants me reprieve
me, after 2 beers: i have never been unhappy
"only two of you will survive"
When you realize yo homework was due at 11:59 and its 12:14 as hell
i want someone to go to rock city with me ):
People be on Twitter throwing subs like
i literally just put on makeup just to lay in bed and watch Netflix
but I'll never apologize for having a big heart & caring a little too much & helping anyone who needs it
Ya WCW wear Ugg boots with black leggings and a VS Pink hoodie every day and want a Michael Kors watch for Valentine's Day cause she stylish
imagine naming a baby Joyce or Gary like u would almost expect it to do ur taxes & give u life advice out of the womb
long drives and a hood playlist with you
it all comes down to the person u look for in a crowded room
how love stories gonna be from our generation
Then suddenly she's not yo ho no mo.
When you just wake up from a nap and your parents already yelling at you
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A haunted house for teenagers where you just yell at them "WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN WHAT CAREER WILL YOU HAVE"
Dwight you ignorant slut!
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude
when ur waiting for him to apologize but he dont know he did something wrong bc u didnt tell him bc he should know
kanye: dm a number and i'll post a tbh
this guy has lived
I love kids
today, a baby waved at me while I was walking to the store so I've decided that I'm going to have 20 babies
Lana Del Rey