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Me: thanks again, for everything
[leans in for a kiss]
Uber driver: sir can you just get out of my car
PSA: 50 Cent is taking a break from Instagram---> trib.al/Fm79j5U
he was a skater boy
he said me hoy minoy
don't fucking honk at me when the light turned green a half a millisecond ago u fucking chode
sad? lay in bed.
bored? lay in bed.
happy? lay in bed.
tired? lay in bed.
have 10 assignments to do? lay in bed.
the most important video ever
Get you a man who can do both:
*gets a 0 on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments*
grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
(585): You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
what a difference 5 years can make
on the dl, ran through a stop sign trying to snapchat @paytonmarieeee
back but its ok 🙃
when the cashier already done with you and says "next" but u tryna put ur money in ur pocket hella fast
is always hating on my music taste...smh
When it comes to your bank account balance, weight, and gpa ignorance is most definitely bliss
IHOP Waitress: "Hi what can I get for you today"
happy international womens day please go out and crush a man beneath your feet ignoring his feeble cries for mercy
When you're blasting music in the car and all of the sudden the police sirens in the beat come on
I ask you, why is the photo on the left okay but the photo on the right isn't? 🤔3
When my boyfriend is busy
*calls u dude n babe in the same sentence*
Actress Jenna Fischer turns 42 today.
when u set 30 alarms in the morning and sleep through all of them and are late to everything
fuck with somebody who will never let u go to sleep wondering if u still matter
i woke up to the sound of rain and birds, it's almost spring and i'm nostalgic for something that i'm not sure has happened yet
i can be your angle....or yuor devil
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IM CRYING MY LITTLE SISTER IN THE BACKGROUND
I DON'T WANNA BE LIKE CINDERELLA 💁�HU
When you realize 2016 is the year Barney & Robin got divorced..
Get you a girl who can do both
when you say a great comeback without stuttering
When bae kisses your neck....
While other kids were swimming, Bernie could only focus on whether the life guard was making a fair and livable wage
*wants to sleep for 5 years straight*