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"I was once a Cub Scout. I had badges, prestige, knew how to make fire." Possible first line of my memoir.
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TMC #GuysRead fights aliens with veggies, inspired by @paulfeig's story "My Parents Give My Bedroom to a Biker" #IBRG wp.me/p1yjD-hT
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I chickened out. Maybe I'll just invite him to a London screening of The Heat! @jimmypagecom, would you come see my movie? No pressure.
Dear @jimmypagecom, I hate to bother you but if you read this, I'm the goofy guy in the purple shirt 2 seats away. Can I take your picture?
@paulfeig if there was ever a time to bust out your extensive knowledge of Lord of the Rings, THIS IS IT.
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Have to be terribly uncool and tell you that I'm sitting on a train in England and Jimmy Page just got on and sat behind me. Losing my mind.
"@Esquiremag: What is funny and what is not funny, according to @paulfeig, Humor Professional: esqm.ag/6015kEPH" Take note, people!
@SpokenReasons: Make sure you have #FCHW merch to wear to the Movies next month - #TheHeat #June28 - bit.ly/UGSCaM” Spoken rules!
My painting as logo for "Bridesmaids" Director, Paul Feig's newly formed Production Company instagram.com/p/ZgX509Sc2J/
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"Corrupting Sandra Bullock was basically the theme of this movie," @paulfeig tells me, re #TheHeat (June 28). on.wsj.com/16CZEEF
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Hey, you like desserts? Follow my pal @eric_lanlard! He's even French! Had fun drinks with him at nice @RibRoomSW1 last night. Now you know.
I'd Say My Least Favorite Part About Being A Restroom Attendant Is Spending Eight Hours A Day Where People Defecate onion.com/15Ke0U9
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Congrats, @sethmeyers, on taking over Late Night! I couldn't be more excited for you. #hilarioustalenteddreamyANDnice #wtf?
I dare you to find a person in a restaurant who, when their dinner partner heads to the bathroom, doesn't check their cell phone. #guilty
Our new @Feigco offices have ashtrays in the bathroom! Woo hoo! #sparkupabuttontheshitter #betterthanfabrezesay.ly/pSB5MQJ
I feel like a parsley sprig on top of a plate of food isn't as impressive as it used to be. #jaded
"@nickkroll: Oooh hello, @paulfeig. looks like u got #toomuchtuna. #krollshowS2 cc: @mulaney pic.twitter.com/TqyUoHD3Aq" I can still smell it.
I'm all for comedy in public places but the guy doing loud cartoon voices in the booth behind me during breakfast is making me rethink that.
This sketch cut from SNL dress last night makes me giggle, a lot. @TaranKillam hulu.com/watch/486609?p…
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@LittleJoeSweet: free kids book about weirdo kid who wants to be a DJ. Please share littlejoesweet.com” I really enjoyed this. Thanks!
Hey, this is sort of an awesome article, obvious self-interest aside. Thanks, @ScottMendelson! Hope you like #TheHeat forbes.com/sites/scottmen…
If my dog pees on a tree next to an outdoor cafe, everyone thinks it's cute. If I pee on that tree, people scream & I get arrested. #notfair
We saw a screening of @paulfeig's @TheHeatMovie last night and laughed our nuts off. This could be the big comedy hit of the summer, folks.
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"@THR: GUEST COLUMN @paulfeig: Why Men Aren't Funny bit.ly/ZC7ASy" If you've ever dreamed of seeing me in my tighty-whities, enjoy.
If you're wondering who still listens to Donnie Osmond albums at full volume, may I introduce you to my taxi driver.
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"You have mastered the Night Move. You are ready, apprentice, to ramble and gamble." -- Bob Seger in DETROIT SHAOLIN
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I've come to the realization that dogs don't really have any clue we're taking their pictures.
Me taking part in the Twitter comedy festival. I'm killing! #ComedyFest say.ly/JsJ5IRq
A bunch of tweets coming from me for the next half hour. I apologize. Please don't unfollow me. It's not my fault. Blame Twitter #ComedyFest
I'm doing a #ComedyFest panel on directing at 9:30amPST (soon!). I don't quite understand how it works because I'm old. But check my tweets.
"@PeedUpProd: @paulfeig How badass is your Dolby 7.1 Mix for THE HEAT?" SUPER badass! And in Atmos in select theaters! #nerdingoutonsound
Do dogs think their front legs are "arms" or have they just resigned themselves to the whole four-legged thing?
Ironically, "Excessive Toilet Paper" was my stripper name many years ago. say.ly/Dbp5I9P
love this @latimes article about @paulfeig. so stoked to watch the mold breaking, cause listen: some ladies be FUNNY. goo.gl/5zeoT
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@mchank: @paulfeig is this one of the good ones? pic.twitter.com/8qoC9zoi36” DEFINITELY!! Turn it up loud! Upset your neighbors. It's worth it.
"Put your phones on vibrate" = "feel free to text the entire show"
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If you are meeting someone for the first time after they tell you their name say"I bet you got teased a lot"Try it.You will thank me.
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Hey, trees with lots of inedible fruit: what's the point? It's like me walking around with turds hanging off my arms. Get back to work!
@bostoncarl: @paulfeig Are you the Hall Monitor in 3 o'clock high?” Why, yes I am. Were you dazzled by my stellar performance?
66 Behind the Scenes Pics from The Empire Strikes Back. Delicious. imgur.com/a/HGtG0
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I personally think I did my greatest tweet ever about 10 hours ago. I should have waited until daytime. #itsallabouttiming #mebartending
Today is the birthday of Cuba Gooding Sr., who lives at the Overshadowed Dads Home with Robert Downey and Absorbine: wp.me/ppvrT-c5
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@scallyg: make your own @TheHeatMovie characters out of paper weepaperpeople.co.uk/2013/04/25/the… ” This is beyond awesome! And they're free. Woo hoo!