I have a scientific way of downloading the news into my head. I am using it to prepare for this week's Wait, Wait...
Drew and I are building something beautiful.
Say, did someone do the Charleston during the ping-pong tournament? I believe so.
Go outside and play some more youtu.be/sLWfYgMfBUQ
Go outside and really play youtu.be/sLWfYgMfBUQ
The finals: My team was the shortest and the tallest, and we had 20 points.
I think it's fairly clear I've never had plastic surgery.
Something big is happening this weekend.
I just won an award. I'd like to thank everyone who made it possible.
I'm about to shuck it in Nantucket.
Thank goodness I have laughter and ping-pong to keep me safe from Twitter vitriol.
I'm about to take Martha's chair on her vineyard.
Mark Twain is on a spit in his grave.
There is so much good work to be done. Put your gun down, reach out and join in.
Laughter and ping-pong are the best defense against the slings and arrows of life.
I'm about to sell band instruments in Iowa City.
I'm about to stand straight up in Bend, Oregon.
Can you tell who this is?
186 school shootings in four years.
The NRA can go to hell.