Pre-Olympic viewing, perhaps you didn't know the depth of my talent. youtu.be/kg0DTSWUEhY
I want to build a wall in a house for someone who needs it
I have a scientific way of downloading the news into my head. I am using it to prepare for this week's Wait, Wait...
Drew and I are building something beautiful.
Say, did someone do the Charleston during the ping-pong tournament? I believe so.
Go outside and play some more youtu.be/sLWfYgMfBUQ
Go outside and really play youtu.be/sLWfYgMfBUQ
The finals: My team was the shortest and the tallest, and we had 20 points.
I think it's fairly clear I've never had plastic surgery.
Something big is happening this weekend.
I just won an award. I'd like to thank everyone who made it possible.
I'm about to shuck it in Nantucket.
Thank goodness I have laughter and ping-pong to keep me safe from Twitter vitriol.
I'm about to take Martha's chair on her vineyard.
Mark Twain is on a spit in his grave.
There is so much good work to be done. Put your gun down, reach out and join in.
Laughter and ping-pong are the best defense against the slings and arrows of life.
I'm about to sell band instruments in Iowa City.
I'm about to stand straight up in Bend, Oregon.