I'm about to tell 'em in NYC, where they keep it dark.
I'm staying at a hotel in the mid-seventies.
I'm about to rocket onto stage in Huntsville, Alabama.
Tomorrow night I'll be at the Von Braun Center in Huntsville, AL
Rhonda will be home youtu.be/oCJwPepSSZM
Tonks rethinking last night's pee fest.
I just found out that cargo pants aren't in anymore, which means I'll quit wearing them in about 20 years.
I'm about to tell 'em in Bayfield, Wisconsin.
It's hard not to chuck it all and move to Maine, until you hear the governor.
I'm about to go on in Durango--Hollywood of the Rockies.
Pre-Olympic viewing, perhaps you didn't know the depth of my talent. youtu.be/kg0DTSWUEhY
I want to build a wall in a house for someone who needs it
I have a scientific way of downloading the news into my head. I am using it to prepare for this week's Wait, Wait...
Drew and I are building something beautiful.
Say, did someone do the Charleston during the ping-pong tournament? I believe so.
Go outside and play some more youtu.be/sLWfYgMfBUQ
Go outside and really play youtu.be/sLWfYgMfBUQ
The finals: My team was the shortest and the tallest, and we had 20 points.
I think it's fairly clear I've never had plastic surgery.
Something big is happening this weekend.
I just won an award. I'd like to thank everyone who made it possible.
I'm about to shuck it in Nantucket.
Thank goodness I have laughter and ping-pong to keep me safe from Twitter vitriol.