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Paula Poundstone
I'm about to tell 'em in Austin, Texas.
Colorado Springs was beautiful tonight.
I did a little pole dancing on the Skytram at the Dallas airport. Strange, everyone getting off at the same gate.
I flew to Richmond, Virginia to go to their Payless. They have a really good one here.
Things have gone down hill.
Airport law enforcement enforces airport laws, like making sure your connecting flight is the farthest gate.
I'm about to tell 'em in the sweet metropolis of Rocky Mount, Virginia.
My book, which is available on CD at has won a prestigious Shoelitzer.
My dog Ramona stops traffic at the nursing home where she volunteers.
I'm about to tell them at The Kate in Old Saybrook, CT.
The train would have sweetened the deal for me on the green eggs and ham sampling.
If you see something, say something.
This non-violent fem is blocking my view of The Violent Femmes.
Can't wait to go on in Charlotte, NC
I was stuck waiting in the hotel lobby for a long time, but fortunately, I had Mortician Adams's plant to talk to.
Some cool fans held these up at "Wait, Wait" at Red Rocks last year. @petersagal @waitwait
I put my @edbegleyjr button, just over my NASA button, on my jacket, today. That's a tribute.
I'm lucky enough to be in San Francisco for the American Library Association conference.
According to @NewsHour there is a world beyond cats, and Perry Mason. Unless they're kidding.

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