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Paul Jorgenson
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"He can'’t fart and chew gum at the same time."” -US President LBJ on Gerald Ford #quote
Stay classy. Harper Government blocks Mulcair’s request to visit military post in Manitoba flood zone #cdnpoli #cpc
"He has diarrhea of words and a constipation of ideas."” -Unknown #quote
Can Canada follow the UK's example, please? BBC orders staff to stop giving equal time to climate deniers. #cdnpoli
The ancestor of every action is a thought.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson #quote
What's that Lassie? The Grits are teaming up with Tories to try and block reform of the temp foreign worker program?
Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.” -H.L. Mencken #quote
She did not cook so much as assassinate food.” -Storm Jameson #quote
Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” -Plato #quote
The monarchy hurts Canada’s standing in the world. It’s time to let go #monarchy #parasites #quebec
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.@GSawision you got 1.7% in the last election. That's embarrassing even for you. That's roughly the same level of support Don Andrews gets.
.@GSawision Zoning is a municipal and provincial matter (OMB). Are you saying the NDP secretly control Queen's Park too? Man, we're good!
.@allieawake I assume so. I was sick so I couldn't attend that meeting when we got together and took them over. @GSawision @audrawilliams
.@GSawision I'm disappointed. You said there were public documents that the NDP controls development corporations, the media and City Hall.
.@stewartetcie Oh yeah, I definitely saw him do that. No, wait. That was in a rerun of the Exorcist movie. My bad. @GSawision @audrawilliams
.@GSawision Hahaha! Pretty sure they don't say Joey Pants controls development corporations & Mike Layton controls City Hall. @audrawilliams
.@GSawision Public Record? Show me the documents that the NDP controls City Hall, the media & condo development corporations @audrawilliams
So, for all you kids playing the home game, @GSawision thinks the NDP secretly controls City Hall, the media and developers. @audrawilliams
.@GSawision And I look forward to learning more about the secret cabal of socialists controlling the world, Mr. Crazy Person. @audrawilliams
.@GSawision Sorry. I forgot the NDP controls the developers too. I'll mention their PR problem at our next Bilderberg meeting @audrawilliams
.@GSawision When facing conspiracy theorists who think #NDP controls City Hall & the media, best response is to laugh at them @audrawilliams
.@audrawilliams I'm pretty sure he's a parody account. Nobody with two brain cells to rub together would be that woefully inept @GSawision
.@GSawision Haha! I didn't realize I'd stumbled across a parody account. I thought you were actually running for office. #topoli #ndp
.@GSawision bahaha. Thanks for this, it made my day. Does #NDP also control the media and did we fake the moon landing too? @audrawilliams
.@GSawision I'm not telling people who will be their councillor. Your ham fisted, malicious demeanour tells them far more than I ever could.