Me: Mom I'm going to a party later
Mom: Do you have a ride home?
When u wake up for work after a night of drinking and feel fine but realize ur still drunk and the hangover is comin
Sober snaps vs drunk snaps
When you know that summer is ending and you actually have to start thinking about your future
When my friends ask me if I want to get drunk
"You need to stop drinking so much"
It's 2016 which means Hennything is possible
me: *gets drunk 6 nights in a row*
me: i'm taking a break from alcohol
friends: let's turn up
"I don't need alcohol to have fun"
when you spend all your money on alcohol and realize you got your paycheck yesterday
When people ask when I want to drink
When your beer pong partner can't make a single cup
When someone says they can out drink me
"Yeah mom we're just watching a movie, I'll be home soon"
When someone complains about cheap beer
Realizing that summer is more than halfway over and you haven't done anything you planned to do
Them: You drink too much