When you and your friend put some food in the oven when you're drunk and forget about it then smell burning
When the bartender tries to cut you off
When someone asks me if I want some water when I'm drunk
Health teacher: "Next were gonna discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"
When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore
"ill just have one drink tonight"
When you're drunk af and someone says "who wants to take shots!"
when everyone you know is in a relationship and ur there just like
the next morning when you see your friends cleaning up
"Ill go out but I'm not drinking"
When ur drunk on Instagram
You can't be embarrassed by what you did when drunk if you get too drunk to remember
How it feels when you're laying in bed drunk
When the uber driver sketchy but the whole crew too drunk to care
i hate when this happens 😂E
People my age are in serious relationships and I’m just here like
when someone asks me to hang out
When your friend tells you what you did while you were drunk