Me thinking about a joke I told last week
When you get that "I'm here" text and you walk outside and they ain't here yet
when ur in a great mood and someone tries you
snapchat: _______ added you by phone #
When I see my sexy self in the mirror or a camera
me bc halloween is less than 2 months away
when ppl think they got me all figured out
my friends and I making plans to do literally anything
i've just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet
how every drunk girl looks at 3 AM as they wait for their food
"I don't need alcohol to have fun"
Them: Are you drunk?
Me: "I don't even drujklnm"
Everyones favorite thing to steal when drunk
when ur drunk in the uber and the driver keeps looking back at u like
"You should probably slow down"
Me: doesn't drink soda because it's unhealthy
When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore drunk
When you rewatch your snapchat story after a night out when you're still drunk