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Party Problems
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It's only Wednesday and all I can think about is this weekend
That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly
I consider the drinking age limit as more of a guideline
Best advice: get drunk and forget about it
I'm a lazy texter, unless you're cute, or I like you
When I'm too drunk to stand I just sit and continue to drink
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer
Negative effects of drinking alcohol: 1. You have less alcohol
When you're drunk at a party and see your friend pic.twitter.com/udVlcxNfzp
The key to life is not giving a fuck
It's only embarrassing if you care what people think
I wish normal me was as confident as drunk me
To me, drink responsibly means don't fucking spill it.
If you can't afford to go anywhere, just drink until you don't know where you are.
"yea mom ill be home soon were watching movies" pic.twitter.com/uyLxAz5WEZ
Caring too much only fucks you over.
My maturity level depends on who I'm with.
“White girl wasted” just reached a whole new level now pic.twitter.com/wXmTSg3CAh
rt if your life is a mess
Silly teenagers, babys are for adults.
Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
Making a best drunk friend at every party you go to then never seeing them again >
I love drinking with friends and talking about other fun drunken times, while we drink
When I lie to my parents, it's for their own good
I'm not a "casual" drinker. I'm a "drink til you're fucked up or don't drink at all" drinker.
Tattoos are like potato chips, you can't have just one
Relationship status: drunk
I can't be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around too much
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Drunk friends are fun friends
"I'm not drunk" *stands up* "Shit, I'm drunk"
Old enough to understand, drunk enough to not care
You should be flattered by my drunk text...you're the person I'm thinking about when my brain can't even function properly.
when you come home from a party and your phone is dead but you still turnt af pic.twitter.com/J5igzEankV
Sexcuse me, but you're very attractive
Don't be in a relationship if you're going to act single
When nothing goes right, get drunk instead
Everyone needs a little bad influence in their lives, that's why I'm here
Jealousy means I actually give a fuck about you
I don't drink to get drunk, I drink to..No wait, I definitely drink to get drunk
"Trust me, you can dance" - Vodka
Satur(get drunk af tonight and sleep in tomorrow)day
I need life to get easier or alcohol to get cheaper
I don't need rehab, I need a refill
This vodka taste a lot like I'll be texting you later
Pour me a shot of vodka so I know it's real
Black girls twerk, Hispanic girls hip roll, Indian girls belly dance, and white girls just get drunk
If I had a beer for everyday that I've missed you, I'd be sober
Drunk or not, saying the alphabet backwards is hard officer