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Party Problems
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I silently mouth the words "what the fuck?" at least 20 times a day
Alcohol > Relationships
I'm never drinking again = I'm never drinking again until this hangover is gone
Idc how hot you are. A bad personality can ruin the attraction.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.
Sometimes you just got to say fuck it, and get drunk
Honestly, as long as you're happy who the hell cares
If you drink enough vodka, it tastes like love
⚪️ Single ⚪️ Taken 🔘 Vodka loves me
RT if you need a beer🍻
Saying "I'm not that drunk" when you're completely wasted
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i cannot sing for shit
Go home Taylor Swift, you're drunk
Whenever you're drunk at the party and tryna sneak into all the pictures pic.twitter.com/Ke3Oc6qLGY
If you meet me for the first time at a party, I'm going to make a hell of a first impression
Tips on falling in love: Don't
Regrets are for pussies. Shit happens, deal with it
Relationship has 12 letters, but then again so does shotssssssss
I'm a lazy texter, unless you're hot, or I like you
When in doubt, take a shot
You don't just plan the best nights of your life, they just happen
When memories hit you, it hurts like fuck
I'd rather be weird as fuck than boring as hell
I thought I liked you, but it turned out I was just drunk
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
You're so much happier when you just don't give a fuck
Current mood: want some alcohol
Your opinion is irrelevant because you are a cunt
It's funny how Red, White, and Blue represent freedom...until they're flashing behind you
Everyone has that friend they secretly wanna fuck.
Niggas be like "i aint even that high" pic.twitter.com/znhwPl9hOL
Getting married at 21 is like leaving a party at 9:30pm
As a student, you're either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. ...or all three
Let me drink about it and get back to you
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways.
Biggest Lie: "I'm never drinking again."
That one party you'll never forget >
You can't buy happiness.... But you can buy alcohol and thats pretty damn close.
The more I drink, the less I care
Cheers to the nights that turned into morning and the friends who turned into family
Looking at your best friend and saying, "I'll do it if you do it"
Being so drunk you have to close one eye to text
Me entire life is just me "winging it"
BEFORE SEX; you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX; you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur fucked
Liquor before beer and you're in the clear, beer before liquor you'll be aight