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Party Problems
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If I can't drink, I can't go
The best drinking games for 2 people 😍👏
I'd rather look back and say "He'll yeah, I did that shit" instead of saying, "I wish I did that shit"
My first noise in the mornings are usually a groan or "fuuuuuck"
I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I am somebody's double shot of vodka.
Not sure if I need sleep, sex, or to punch someone in the face
I do not give 1 fuck, 2 fucks, red fucks, or blue fucks.
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15
That one party you'll never forget >
Too old to know better too young to not give a fuck.
I have to pee every 5 minutes when I'm drunk
If my parents followed me on twitter they would disown me
Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
When you and your beer pong partner are killing it
I wish I had speakers built inside my shower
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many morons act wasted
Single and not giving a fuck
Mom says "Alcohol is your enemy"... Jesus says "Love your enemy
When I get drunk, fun shit happens
I'd rather have a life of "Oh wells" than a life of "What if's".
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older...and it sucks