When you're drunk af and start making friends with everyone.
Sober snaps vs drunk snaps
When your ex hits you with that drunk text
when someone tells me about my drunk actions
When my parents ask why I only have $2 left in my bank account
When you realize it's National Beer Day
When you and your friend put some food in the oven when you're drunk and forget about it then smell burning
When the bartender tries to cut you off
When someone asks me if I want some water when I'm drunk
Health teacher: "Next were gonna discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"
When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore
"ill just have one drink tonight"
When you're drunk af and someone says "who wants to take shots!"
when everyone you know is in a relationship and ur there just like
the next morning when you see your friends cleaning up
"Ill go out but I'm not drinking"