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Party Problems
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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun punches, when you can no longer get the straw in the hole you've had enough
I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit
Fact: Alcohol cures shyness.
Our generation will make the most badass grandparents.
Crazy summer nights >
Why I didn't text you back. ⚪ i was actually busy. ⚪ i'm ignoring you. 🔘 i was drunk as fuck
Every kind of drunk person you'll meet at a party 😂👏
I'm sorry I offended you when I called you a bitch, I honestly thought you knew
◽️ Single ◽️ Taken ✔️ Ready to party
Relationship status: drunk
What rhymes with Saturday? Vodka
Being so drunk you have to close one eye to text
I don't have a "type." If I like you, I like you, which makes you pretty special because I hate everyone.
You're still going to get you may as well do whatever the fuck you want
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless
The best movie drinking games 😍👏
Alcohol will always love you
An extra month of summer would be great
Vodka mixes well with everything except decisions
Summer needs to be all year around
My Ex is living proof of how stupid I can be
Being so drunk you start speaking different languages
Remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet?
I'm just a good kid with some really bad habits