Me: doesn't drink soda because it's unhealthy
When the vodka hits you and ur not shy anymore drunk
When you rewatch your snapchat story after a night out when you're still drunk
When the uber driver sketchy but the whole crew too drunk to care
convenience at its finest 😂y
When you and your friend put some food in the oven when you're drunk and forget about it, then smell burning
i hate when this happens 😂p
Friend: You wanna day drink this weekend?
them: go home you're drunk
me: gO hOmE YoU'rE dRuNk
When you're drunk af and start making friends with everyone.
Sober snaps vs drunk snaps
When your ex hits you with that drunk text
when someone tells me about my drunk actions
When my parents ask why I only have $2 left in my bank account
When you realize it's National Beer Day
When you and your friend put some food in the oven when you're drunk and forget about it then smell burning
When the bartender tries to cut you off
When someone asks me if I want some water when I'm drunk
Health teacher: "Next were gonna discuss the damage alcohol does to your liver"