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Party Problems
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Fuck free candy, I want free alcohol for halloween
That one party you'll never forget >
To parents with teenagers, the bottle of vodka in your liquor cabinet is actually only water.
My alcohol tolerance is too high for my paycheck
I love drinking with friends and talking about other fun drunken times, while we drink
Drunk friends are fun friends
You can't get a hangover if you keep drinking.
If I'm drunk texting you that means the sober me really wants to talk to you
I'd rather look back at my past and say, "I can't believe I did that!" instead of saying "I wish I did that."
"One more shot" = 17 more shots
Drink every drop, because there are sober kids in Africa.
I can't tell if i want a relationship or just a bottle of vodka
Can't spell slut without u
In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty stupid shit sober as well
That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
I have mixed drinks about feelings
Being drunk >> being in a relationship
Accept vodka not apologies
current mood: i need to get drunk
Everyone needs a little bad influence in their life, that's why I'm here
Saying "I'm not drunk" when you're clearly wasted
When your beer pong partner can't make a single cup
Better late than sober
I want to throw a party with 'fake' alcohol and see how many people act wasted
Get her alcohol not pregnant
My anaconda wants to get drunk
Nobody loves drunk me more than drunk me
When you're too drunk to lay down and you have to sit on your bed like
I don't drink to get drunk, I drink to...No wait, I definitely drink to get drunk
She's a keeper if she looks good in sweatpants and a hoodie.
Love has 4 letters and vodka has 5, so obviously vodka has more value
RT if you're single as fuck
If they put DUI checkpoints at Taco Bell or McDonalds drive-thrus, we would all be fucked.
Is it too early in the semester for a mental breakdown yet
Love sounds a lot like vodka
I like to show up to parties fashionably drunk
rt if your life is a mess
If vodka isn't the answer you're asking the wrong questions
Wake me up when it's Friday
When a mosquito bites you and it dies of alcohol poisoning you're doing something right
Alcohol has a way of making anything seem like a good idea
I stay up late every night, regret it every morning, and then do it all over again