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Al Gore and Bill Clinton in short shorts, 1992.
PDF becomes 4th most popular religion
shouts to my buddy @pcoffjokes
for surviving 6 months at a job without getting fired.
SOMEONE BE IN CHARGE OF MY PRIME DAY PURCHASES TIA
BISTROT DU COIN IS LIT RN
shouldn't have had those chicken wings at 1 in the morning
also calling that "black magic" will make little mix the 6th xfactor uk act to score a USA top 10 (after leona, olly, 1D, cher, and ella).
evidence for future-joe that none of my facebook friends have listened to "here" as of 7/14/15 - future top 10 smash
ashamed to have lost both my one direction bets on "first to go solo" + "first to be a dad." (fifth harmony predix: normani solo, dinah mom)
what i'm trying to say is maybe we should netflix and chill with other people
top tracks of 2015: bodyache (purity ring), sparks (beach house), ondine (lower dens), all that (carly rae jepsen) open.spotify.com/user/121375273…
everyone needs to stop interrupting my little mix spotify playlist
1st, GAGA'S TRAILER FOR AHS HOTEL CAME OUT THEN MARINA'S BLUE TRAILER CAME OUT + NOW LANA'S HONEYMOON. EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
new lana track being a fire slapper; great job bb i'm literally in tears youtu.be/oPU8XJcA__k
obama's really been ramping up his rhetoric lately
This cauliflower got me feeling some type of way
nooooooooo they finally forced the lime green spotify on me :(
*looks around to see if anyone else is still here*
OHHHHHHH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEERLEADER SHE IS ALWAYS RIGHT TH
this monday is the opposite of lit
Wait does Harper Lee really kill off Jon Snow in her new novel?!?! #GoSetAWatchman
literally none of the finalists deserve to win #bbuk
. can we just give aisleyne the money? #bbtimebomb
i'm so happy that true detective is trash this season. plot twist: last season was awful, too.
After a lot of soul searching, I've concluded that "out of the woods" is not a late summer single. Please release in November, Taylor.
Rebecca and I accidentally ending up in the Columbia heights ghetto bc I thought we were still walking to meridian hill; passed it 20min ago
father of the year award goes to this gentleman who was taking a very excited little boy to the movies.
Why do decorative pillows cost so much?
"Is this dog bed suitable for toddlers?" (Cc @BriannaBroad
KELLY CLARKSON IS ALWAYS PLAYING AT THIS BED BATH AND BEYOND
i realize she's huge in the uk, but has there been someone who's been given more chances to get a usa breakthrough hit than rita ora?
writing fanfiction of a world where scott and kourtney are still together does anyone wanna copyedit
whenever i see that list of federer's 55 wimbledon titles, i think back to how many of those he took from peak roddick. poor guy. #wimbledon
djokovic too good for this game. #wimbledon
is there a higher income tv ad buy than tennis? all i see are commercials for things i can't afford. #wimbledonfinal
ballsy play by federer there. great tiebreak. #wimbledonfinal
should i wear a selena gomez concert tee to death grips tn
i'm not joking when i say that carly rae jepsen's "all that" is one of the most fire tracks of the summer youtube.com/watch?v=W374tW…
federer's for comparison. he's hung on, but hasn't completely kept pace with his contemporaries.
serena's career record is insane. one more until a grand slam; would be first woman since graf in '88. #wimbledon
a woman stopped me (specifically me) on a busy intersection to ask me where the art gallery was and ofc i knew thanks for stereotyping
"i literally have no idea who you are but ok hi"
Great definition of "haters" hth
FREE GUAC AT CHIPOTLE HAD TRAP QUEEN ON IS THIS A SIGN IS THE CASHIER MY TRAP QUEEN
Whataburger is open 24 hours a day because they're always busy grillin up dank memes.
Reading a Tweet and feel like you couldn't have said it any better? Retweet it!
i still stan for you tbh will you go to prom with me
"I was a hot dog for Halloween like three years in a row."
let's play a game of "is this headline from 2015 or 2002"