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Joe
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omg my @Uber passenger rating is only a 4.9. i am livid. WHO. RATED. ME. BELOW. A. 5.
shouts to @sternyberg for live-snapchatting his v. artsy national gallery experience w/ me. #jealous
Please use the oxford comma next time. RT @Pontifex: When one lives attached to money, pride or power, it is impossible to be truly happy.
stay humble
PHRASING! RT @jpraup: Today's imperative lesson from the AP: the importance of phrasing. pic.twitter.com/4wVm61nhwR
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so @tnr writes an article about not sending kids to ivy league schools despite half of the TNR staff coming from ivy league schools. cool.
YES POPE GET IT!!!! RT @Pontifex The great threat in today’s world is the loneliness of hearts oppressed by greed.
ashleigh getting the power! i unironically love this mess of a convoluted, producer-manipulated series. shades of bb6. #bbuk #ashleightowin
finding songs for a late night dance party. obsessed with this. soundcloud.com/odesza/zhu-fad…
THIS killer ALT-J TRACK SAMPLING AN AWFUL MILEY CYRUS SONG (cc @sternyberg)
I AM LIVID THAT KKH IS NOT LOADING RIGHT NOW. #fixthekardashiangame (cc @mkalicka)
People wanting Warren to run in #pres2016 completely ignore the fact that she is best suited for a legislative role, not an executive one.
THESE UBER X DISCOUNTS I AM THRIVING
THE PEOPLE IN THIS LATE NIGHT MCDONALDS
at one point i actually wanted to be an ophthalmologist... horrified. time to wear those warbys. iflscience.com/health-and-med… (cc @ERGreenberg)
i will pay someone to open up a panda express across the street from me
HOW IS CHERYL COLE MARRIED
messi is perhaps one of the classiest sportsmen out there. back to the NBA now...
coven (aka charmed but with gabourey sidibe) sucked majorly but. THIS. AMERICAN. HORROR. STORY. FREAKSHOW. TRAILER. youtube.com/watch?v=qSRadj…
s/o gotye for no longer being a one-hit wonder. clutch goal. #worldcupfinal
less camera shots of children crying. more camera shots of grown men crying. #worldcupfinal
What’s that sound? That’s the sounds of tens of BuzzFeed editors clamoring for Evita lyrics.
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so the guy who scored also sang "somebody that i used to know"? triple threat. #worldcupfinal
AND I WAS JUST COMPOSING A TWEET ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE PENALTY KICKS EVEN MORE THAN SCORELESS GAMES