Gone with the wind #WatchingIMDBTop250
Being 28-2016: I'm not ready for a relationship
28-1816: I have 13 kids
28-1000BC: I lived a good life, thrice I ate a berry and once a pear
Dory from Finding Dory is such a relatable character
They don't have a name yet for the disorder I have
Going to textile from education must be hrd for Smriti Irani.
It was SO lovely to meet you @MissDumezweni
India is celebrating two festivals together. One is Eid, other is Rath-Yatra of Lord Jagannath. Unity in Diversity at its best !!!
// I used to recognize myself, it's funny how reflections change
When you make dinner plans
Pic 1 : with a boy
Pic 2 : with a girl
"I want to switch jobs, but the mere thoughts of making a new resume exhausts me"
First world problems I can totally relate to.
Friend told me there is a new slimming product in town. It is called Brexit. It'll help you lose a lot of pounds. #Brexit
Those who seek Kriti will find it removed. @ShirishKunder #KritiStoleBOB
Thank you all for the immense support.
Why do people write "please find the attached file" in their mails? "FIND" kya karna hai? Dory hai kya? Neeche dikh toh rahi hai attachment.
- This was one of the best episodes since the beginning of the series /\
No matter the outcome, #Brexit
polls demonstrate how quickly half of any population can be convinced to vote against itself. Quite a lesson.
Dads Are Competing To Stack Cheerios On Their Babies (By Life of Dad)
Happy Father's Day!
This movie seems darker than I expected
So glad that #LinkedIn
finally got a great job.
At Microsoft no less.
Dude has sent no less than 200 million resumes!
Eddie's last texts to his mother before he was killed last night inside a bathroom in Orlando. This is so sad.
The evidence linking humans and global warming is as strong as the link between smoking and lung cancer.
Boss: Are you drunk?
Me: I'll just assume that's a rhetorical question.
Love is never unconditional, unless it's the love of a mother.
Waiting for this moment.
Me running to the exit screaming: 'Hold the door.'
Person holding the door says, 'Hodor'.
Muhammad Ali helps talk a suicidal man off the ninth floor of a high-rise structure in Los Angeles, 1981.
When you watch hindi movie with english subtitles
my brother just found a lollipop in my dad's room
Photographer : Say cheese
South Delhi girl : Can I say Oats? I am dieting
And that is how pout was invented
Delete moaning in background.😂
Muted "Schwantz" 😂
LOL How do people not die laughing while working at the CBFC ei
OK, I'll give you a second chance.
But this is your ninth one, so don't blow it.
When you open a conversation to see if they read it yet and they are typing so you gotta get out in time
When you say something smart but people underestimate & treat you like stupid ...
WHERE WAS YOUR CENSOR BOARD WHEN THEY TURNED SIMAR INTO A MAKKHI?
Twitter is Supreme court of social media.
When Samwell Tarly has a better love story going in the baby-killing world of Game of Thrones and you be here like..
Really happy to know that we actually have a cyber crime cell. All thanks to Tanmay.
I call them 'hipsters' because they are all old and have Hip replacements
Under the bridge//Red hot chili peppers
Me : Dear Crush I am gonna make you mine
*Save Image as*
I guess with age, the concept of 'best friend' fades.
Yoga is just Kamasutra without the other person.
There's a thin line between burden and responsibility.
Don't ever get attached to anything that breathes.
Q: What is a hot dog?
A: Just any regular dog but is incredibly good looking
Why are villains always sad?
"Arrow writers, you've failed this series."
When you can't sleep and you're hungry - InsomNOMNOMNOMia
If you think I'm going to bring all my life's problems to Twitter and rant about them, then you're completely right