Anxiety feels like a million post-it notes in ur brain with things to do & things u regret doing, where new ones just keep layering on top
If you are so desperate to stay alive, then why don't you live a little?
Just downloaded a 4.3 MB pic sent by friend on Whatsapp only to find out that it's a Happy Dashera Pic. He is not my friend anymore.
Law is for bad people, good people die in guilt.
Ravan did not touch Sita bcz she did not consent and Ram made her go through agni pariksha based on rumours. Evil and Good r shades of grey
If speaking ur mother tongue makes you ganwaar then all British ppl are ganwaar folks
Proof that Ekta Kapoor is the original inventor of the GIF format
This is what Ranbeer mentions to Fawad Khan in #Bulleya
Tera mukaam gamle
Sarhad ke paar Bulleya
Hafeez tera, Mahsood tera
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then we should be treating our sweepers with as much respect n dignity as our priests.But do we??
School: What could be worse than this?
College: okay lol this is worse.
Job: peg large banaunga toh dard shayad thoda kam ho jaye
Obviously, Dussehra is our PM's favourite festival. He surely knows a thing or two about setting people on fire.
GOD: They scared enough?
ANGEL: Not yet
GOD: You got Trump running?
GOD: Ok, send in the clowns.
My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever i want to spoil her mood I wil just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes i go 3 times a day
Spent about 15 hours stitching this feminist art meme 😂e
Today is Panchami. A day when Bongs carry out swift and decisive surgical strikes on non veg food stalls specially put up in Puja Pandals.
This is the hilarious moment a curious pufferfish managed to photo bomb an unsuspecting diver.
If we all hit ctrl-alt-del simultaneously and pray, perhaps we can force 2016 to reboot.
Priyanka Chopra chews Rajnigandha & now Pierce Brosnan chews Pan Bahar. Now I know why I am not successful, will start chewing gutka today.
Free for download today: Google Mail, Google Maps, and Google Surveillance. That's #Allo
. Don't use Allo. theverge.com/2016/9/21/1299…
season 1 😀
Season 1: Murder House
Season 6: Murde House
•Having Food in Restaurant.
Tax: Bhai akele akele?
•Watching a Movie.
Tax: Bhai akele akele?
•Having a drink.
Tax: Bhai akele akele?
Haters will say it is a rumour but Mahatma Gandhi went on Dandi March to collect Pokémons
To the victor belong the spoils
Bulleya = Papa Roach's 'The last resort' ?
Who cares! That's an awesome guitar riff 😌
Hehe. Drunk I am. But i have to put tweet inspired by Udaysimha Shastri.
Baba Ramdev to launch anti-divorce medicine called PittandJolie.
His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals!
PRIEST: Do you take Florence to be your wife?
THE MACHINE: I do
PRIEST: Does anyone have anything-
RAGE: [from the back] I'M AGAINST THIS
Who knows where this Ganesha is from? Please note, Rat is also dressed in khaki shorts.
When will Coldplay realise that the mumbai gig is a trap set by shiv sena to arrest them for making fun of bappa
Today on twitter - In Pics.
Engineers with and without MBA degree.
Who are we?
What do we want?
How will we get it?
By burning buses so they will waste more water
Every time I see Indian men tweeting of "women are always after money" I imagine them sitting on top of all the dowry they got.
The iPhone 8 feature I'd most look forward to is discontinuation of the kidney selling joke.
Roses are red, peelay hotay hain lemon
I am so poor i can't afford an iphone 7
iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.
Just one design,
No change or enhancement,
Blind fan following
What did a bacteria say to the good bacteria?
You r a germ of a person
"YESS COLDPLAY IS COMING TO INDIA OMGG MY FAVES"
"Tickets are for 25k"
"Nucleya is better, vaise"
OMG CUTENESS OVERLOAD 😍�Pq
Me: then fucking act like it
OMG Reliance Jio is offering free voice calls, across India.
All I need now is a friend to talk to.
Wired: "Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
Amazon: "We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"
Hannibal Lecter: "Shhhhhh!"
Hannibal Lecter: "Shhhh…"
Hannibal Lecter: "Much better."
When you give up on your day job long ago and now just daring your boss to fire you
ATM room is equipped with 3 ACs and the machine is asking me not to print receipts to save environment. #NecessaryHypocrisies
sir, look at this 😂😂EoS
// The one who wants to lead the crowd must turn their back to the crowd
Rakshabandhan always reminds me of that ad by Surf Excel where the brother beats the a puddle of dirty water after his sister falls in it.