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Shweta Das
I agree with the Health Minister. We don't need to learn about sex in schools, watching it on phones in parliament is so much better.
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I'm getting a strong feeling they'll also introduce zombie Catelyn Stark in the last GOT episode
#Quizup is ridiculously addictive.
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
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BuzzFeed: "15 Things only Noseless People Will Understand" *Lord Voldemort, Skeletor, Nute Gunray and Surpanakha like this*
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*makes a wish on a blinking satellite*
There must definitely be a cat who taught spider-man to climb buildings
The day you realise you're fucked up & so is everyone else is the day you can truly be happy.
My phone's display is brighter than my future.
Breaking: Rahul Gandhi found positive in 'dope test', doctors confirm an over-dose of Bournvita.
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This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people
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why do they always say "fight fire with fire" in the movies and stuff? basic pokémon training renders that pretty ineffective
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Security questions: What was your 1st pet's greatest regret? Does your favorite tv show care about you? In what city did you lose your soul?
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MAMA Be quiet Freddie JUST KILLED A MAN As your lawyer I- PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD Just- PULLED THE TRIGGER- We plead guilty, Your Honor
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It makes me really sad to notice that there isn't a single photoshopped pic of Modi sitting on the iron throne yet.
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I'm so skinny that mosquitoes come to me at night and say "yeh le bhai, tu rakh le ye khoon, padosi se chura ke laya hoon."
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Arvind Kejriwal must be feeling like that guy who left his AIEEE seat and prepared for JEE and then got to know that he failed in it.
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The last person who asked me "what's wrong with you" is still receiving weekly updates by mail.
Can't sleep at night. Can't get up in morning.
There's also a Congress wave. India is waving them goodbye.
Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog.
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Life is a gift. You never get the one you wanted.
Butterflies are just over-dressed,attention-seeking moths.
When relatives ask you about your marks, ask them about their salary.