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On Friday the 13th of November 2015 #PrayForWorld
We are all France.
Though we are never all Lebanon or Syria or Iraq for some reason.
Life is so much better when nobody knows what you're up to
Therapist Office Idea: A room with just a trampoline inside, along with a petting zoo in the corner and there is no therapist.
Well, I suppose you have to break in half to truly let someone in.
Caterpillars sleep for a long time & come out as butterflies.
I sleep for a long time & I come out as a homeless person.
The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” envisioned life on Oct 21, 2015 — Drone-walked Dogs. [Nope]
The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” imagined life on Oct 21 2015: Precision RainForecasting [Nope]
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
For all my years on earth, I just learned today that Rap stands for 'Rhythm and Poetry'
I like you so much i want to get to know you enough to not like you anymore.
By this point, "tired" is just a part of personality description.
Tamil movie subtitles deeper than my whole Rumi collection I just can't
the hippothalmus is the part of the brain that controls how hungry hungry you get
After all, we are nothing more or less than what we choose to reveal
A child's skull, before their milk teeth fall out. This is freakier than all the Alien films combined.
If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did
140 character limit? This seems like the place to debate complicated political & social issues
I think the reason we’re born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once
If Harry Potter had the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song
4 things I wish were real
my blood type is pizza positive
yet another year when the best show on tv f.r.e.i.nd.s didnt win any emmy. what part of chandler bing's sarcasm does the jury not understand
Stages of body hair growth:
1. Tiger Shroff's face level smooth
2. Anil Kapoor's chest level wild
THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN.
Way harsh, bank account application
If you've got kids: 10% of the bill
You and your wife:: 5% of the bill
College student: leave nothing, steal the pen
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They say "You are what you eat".
I'm destined to become a very thinly sliced salted deep-fried potato.
[At Vision Center]
Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see?
Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.
There's a guy in this coffee shop sitting at a table, not on his phone, not on a laptop, just drinking coffee, like a psychopath.
In hell they play you recordings of yourself rapping when you were alone.
Best Instagram account ever. Pretentious "travel and lifestyle bloggers" take note: instagram.com/socalitybarbie/
I also want the missile blueprints for my wall. :3
I woke up on the wrong side of my life
My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping. :3
All I ask for is justice.
Struggling with the Snags: Internet Issues - Monday Morning: mondaymorning.nitrkl.ac.in/2015/08/31/198…
Everybody Lies #
Today is the first day of classes at Hogwarts.
Remembrance of the Pathfinder: Professor Bhubaneshwar Behera - Monday Morning: mondaymorning.nitrkl.ac.in/2015/08/31/179…
If NITR was Hogwarts - Monday Morning: mondaymorning.nitrkl.ac.in/2015/08/31/199…
Because everything is better with a little *magic*
It's almost time to go back to Hogwarts.
Here's where I am right about now ift.tt/1EUp4L9
Troy and Abed shooting lavaaaaaaaaa! #CommunityMarathon
My life is going pretty well considering all the chain mail I never sent to 10 people.
A group of mistakes is called a life.
It feels like I am thinking too much about what I should do next to improve my path through life, instead of doing it.