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Shweta Das

Anxiety feels like a million post-it notes in ur brain with things to do & things u regret doing, where new ones just keep layering on top
If you are so desperate to stay alive, then why don't you live a little?
Just downloaded a 4.3 MB pic sent by friend on Whatsapp only to find out that it's a Happy Dashera Pic. He is not my friend anymore.
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Law is for bad people, good people die in guilt.
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Ravan did not touch Sita bcz she did not consent and Ram made her go through agni pariksha based on rumours. Evil and Good r shades of grey
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If speaking ur mother tongue makes you ganwaar then all British ppl are ganwaar folks
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Proof that Ekta Kapoor is the original inventor of the GIF format
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This is what Ranbeer mentions to Fawad Khan in #Bulleya, Tera mukaam gamle Sarhad ke paar Bulleya Aatanki Bulleya Hafeez tera, Mahsood tera
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If cleanliness is next to godliness, then we should be treating our sweepers with as much respect n dignity as our priests.But do we??
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School: What could be worse than this? College: okay lol this is worse. Job: peg large banaunga toh dard shayad thoda kam ho jaye
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Obviously, Dussehra is our PM's favourite festival. He surely knows a thing or two about setting people on fire.
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GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns.
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My Ex works in a pharmacy,so whenever i want to spoil her mood I wil just go there and buy condom for no reason sometimes i go 3 times a day
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Spent about 15 hours stitching this feminist art meme 😂e
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Today is Panchami. A day when Bongs carry out swift and decisive surgical strikes on non veg food stalls specially put up in Puja Pandals.
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This is the hilarious moment a curious pufferfish managed to photo bomb an unsuspecting diver.
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If we all hit ctrl-alt-del simultaneously and pray, perhaps we can force 2016 to reboot.
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Priyanka Chopra chews Rajnigandha & now Pierce Brosnan chews Pan Bahar. Now I know why I am not successful, will start chewing gutka today.
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Free for download today: Google Mail, Google Maps, and Google Surveillance. That's #Allo. Don't use Allo. theverge.com/2016/9/21/1299…
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Binge-watching #StrangerThings season 1 😀
Season 1: Murder House Season 6: Murde House #AHSRoanoke
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•Having Food in Restaurant. Tax: Bhai akele akele? •Watching a Movie. Tax: Bhai akele akele? •Having a drink. Tax: Bhai akele akele?
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Haters will say it is a rumour but Mahatma Gandhi went on Dandi March to collect Pokémons
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To the victor belong the spoils
Bulleya = Papa Roach's 'The last resort' ? Who cares! That's an awesome guitar riff 😌
Hehe. Drunk I am. But i have to put tweet inspired by Udaysimha Shastri. Baba Ramdev to launch anti-divorce medicine called PittandJolie.
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His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals!
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PRIEST: Do you take Florence to be your wife? THE MACHINE: I do PRIEST: Does anyone have anything- RAGE: [from the back] I'M AGAINST THIS
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Who knows where this Ganesha is from? Please note, Rat is also dressed in khaki shorts.
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When will Coldplay realise that the mumbai gig is a trap set by shiv sena to arrest them for making fun of bappa
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Who are we? Bengalurians What do we want? Water How will we get it? By burning buses so they will waste more water
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Every time I see Indian men tweeting of "women are always after money" I imagine them sitting on top of all the dowry they got.
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The iPhone 8 feature I'd most look forward to is discontinuation of the kidney selling joke.
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Roses are red, peelay hotay hain lemon I am so poor i can't afford an iphone 7
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iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world. Expensive, Just one design, Same performance, No change or enhancement, Blind fan following
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What did a bacteria say to the good bacteria? You r a germ of a person
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"YESS COLDPLAY IS COMING TO INDIA OMGG MY FAVES" "Tickets are for 25k" "Nucleya is better, vaise"
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WiFi: connected Me: then fucking act like it
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OMG Reliance Jio is offering free voice calls, across India. All I need now is a friend to talk to.
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Wired: "Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Amazon: "We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"
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Lambs: "BAAAAAAAAA!!!" Hannibal Lecter: "Shhhhhh!" Lambs: "Baaaa!" Hannibal Lecter: "Shhhh…" Lambs: "…" Hannibal Lecter: "Much better."
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When you give up on your day job long ago and now just daring your boss to fire you
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ATM room is equipped with 3 ACs and the machine is asking me not to print receipts to save environment. #NecessaryHypocrisies
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// The one who wants to lead the crowd must turn their back to the crowd
Rakshabandhan always reminds me of that ad by Surf Excel where the brother beats the a puddle of dirty water after his sister falls in it.
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