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People of North Korea: I am breaking our nation's media blackout to announce that I have been named Time Magazine's Person of the Year.
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I really hope my trial by combat works out better than my buddies. pic.twitter.com/oRA7QSmfoM
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Fact: More people would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.
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friend: whats your favorite season? me: of which show? friend: me: friend: me: me: me: oh you meant like the weather
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Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor.
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Pope Francis announced that he now embraces the science of Evolution & the Big Bang. Hmm. I wonder if he just watched Cosmos?
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Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low.
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“As children, we played hide and seek with one another, as adults with ourselves.” — Yahia Lababidi
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Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES.
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Scariest Halloween Costumes For 2014: (1) Ebola. (2) Life after college. (3) Accidentally liking your crush's Instagram picture at 3 A.M.
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I reckon Pope Francis is about 3 drinks and a kebab away from saying he's an atheist. independent.co.uk/news/world/eur… pic.twitter.com/QEA9P7xUgI
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Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude
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congratz iit-b fur pulling awf teh biggezt tr0ll abuot bringing cristophur dolan. sadly, mah ocche din tr0ll iz muhc better lulz
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I don't always have time to clean but when I do, I don't :3
Thanks for the health tips, but I intend to die of stress, junk food & bad decisions like a normal person.
People who are 13 want to be 18 People who are 40 want to be 18 The only people who don't wanna be 18 are the ones who are 18.
I'm that non-funny person your parents warned you about.
It's amazing how accomplished you feel when you don't have any goals.
My bucket list : Abusing every joke format there is
Which of these is a deadly virus? A) Bola B) Bola C) Bola D) Bola E) Bola
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I'm full of great ideas that are very unhelpful
While faced with problems I state inspirational quotes, instead of changing my behavior.
It’s World Vegetarian Day! Why was the guy surprised when he saw a woman celebrating Vegetarian Day? He’d never seen herbivore.
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Hi, I'm a ghost. I could travel to distant worlds or even just go to baseball games for free. But I've chosen to haunt your house
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When the voice inside your head goes silent
I forgot how to twitter.
Random Uncle: So how did your midsems go? Me: Okay...I'll fail but atleast we'll all fail together so no worries :D Random Uncle: .......
Pokemon is back. Acche din aa gaye. Thanks, modi uncle. Pika pika!
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Real love happened in the 90s when you sneaked out from your room to talk to her on the landline. This whatsapp has killed everything.
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Year 2027: "What college?" "IIT Lajpat Nagar" "Oh okay sweet! Me too. IIT Malviya Nagar."
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It's so stupid that Twitter's symbol for 'Search' is a frying pan.
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im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason
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*genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!—wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS
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If you're not sure you're with the right person, blast Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. If they don't sing or head bang, just cease all contact.
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day, push a man in a shark tank, he's never hungry again.
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A 'Delete All' button, but for feelings.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.
I was having a wonderful day but then itunes shuffled to 'Clannad soundtrack' and now i'm so sad. Nostalgia hit me. *sulks in a corner*
Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away
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For those who don’t know, here’s how the super moon happens: pic.twitter.com/CkHbqVF6Jr
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"Alia is Robert De Niro of our generation" - Varun Dhawan Varun Dhawan is Alia Bhatt of our generation.
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Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren't you going to put them away too? Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
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Wrong does not become right just because everyone is doing it.
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*buys book to improve memory* "This book is gonna change my life!" *loses book*
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It's not a Twitter addiction until you find yourself asking questions to an imaginary person named bro.
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According to WebMD, I'm Sick & Tired of people.
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