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The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands.
Goodbye 2015. You were crap :P
“In books I have traveled, not only to other worlds, but into my own.”
You were amazing Bombay. You'll be missed.
Me : "catches myself being judgmental "
Me to me : i did not raise u this way.
Trying to study like
When ur pissed but trying to keep a positive attitude
We struggle to hold on to things that we know are gonna disappear someday.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan: "Headache ho raha hai"
Rahat Fateh Ali Khan: "Paani piya?"
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan: "PIYA RE PIYA RE PIYA RE PIYA RE"
December, please be good.
If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before
And the backs of my eyes hum with things I've never done
Life is basically an endless cycle of struggling to make it to the weekend.
“I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.”
cats are liquid 😹�nq
On Friday the 13th of November 2015 #PrayForWorld
We are all France.
Though we are never all Lebanon or Syria or Iraq for some reason.
Life is so much better when nobody knows what you're up to
Therapist Office Idea: A room with just a trampoline inside, along with a petting zoo in the corner and there is no therapist.
Well, I suppose you have to break in half to truly let someone in.
Caterpillars sleep for a long time & come out as butterflies.
I sleep for a long time & I come out as a homeless person.
The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” envisioned life on Oct 21, 2015 — Drone-walked Dogs. [Nope]
The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” imagined life on Oct 21 2015: Precision RainForecasting [Nope]
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
For all my years on earth, I just learned today that Rap stands for 'Rhythm and Poetry'
I like you so much i want to get to know you enough to not like you anymore.
By this point, "tired" is just a part of personality description.
Tamil movie subtitles deeper than my whole Rumi collection I just can't
the hippothalmus is the part of the brain that controls how hungry hungry you get
After all, we are nothing more or less than what we choose to reveal
A child's skull, before their milk teeth fall out. This is freakier than all the Alien films combined.
If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did
140 character limit? This seems like the place to debate complicated political & social issues
I think the reason we’re born with two hands is so that we can pet two dogs at once
If Harry Potter had the F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song
4 things I wish were real
my blood type is pizza positive
yet another year when the best show on tv f.r.e.i.nd.s didnt win any emmy. what part of chandler bing's sarcasm does the jury not understand
Stages of body hair growth:
1. Tiger Shroff's face level smooth
2. Anil Kapoor's chest level wild
THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN.
Way harsh, bank account application
If you've got kids: 10% of the bill
You and your wife:: 5% of the bill
College student: leave nothing, steal the pen
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They say "You are what you eat".
I'm destined to become a very thinly sliced salted deep-fried potato.
[At Vision Center]
Receptionist: Which Doctor would you like to see?
Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.