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Miss Regina Phelange
Here's where I am right about now ift.tt/1EUp4L9
Troy and Abed shooting lavaaaaaaaaa! #CommunityMarathon
My life is going pretty well considering all the chain mail I never sent to 10 people.
A group of mistakes is called a life.
It feels like I am thinking too much about what I should do next to improve my path through life, instead of doing it.
My physics professor doesn't agree that time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. #DoctorWho
Is tomorrow over yet?
You don't have to be a ninja turtle to eat pizza and practice kung fu in the sewer
Not in the mood for life
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Someone to hug your fears away.
I'm at that point where i don't even procrastinate anymore. I literally just don't do the thing.
Ed sheeran songs either make you want to cry or fall in love. There is NO in between.
Love is blindness - Jack white
" I'm not like that." - people who are like that
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
my internet goes out more than i do :3
Every 43 seconds someone attempts suicide. The Suicide hotline: 1-800-784-2433. Retweet & save a life.
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Marrying your best-friend eliminates the risk of divorce by 75%.
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When a person dies,they have 7 minutes of brain activity left. It's the mind playing back the persons memories in a dream sequence.
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Chris Martin performs in Delhi Universe, why you do this to me?! *goes to a corner* *cries*
Plot twist: Things turn out exactly as you expected
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*first date* 'do you like kids?' never tried one but they sound delicious 'no i meant-' *searching menu* where did you see those on here?
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#InThe90sIThought nothing would make me angrier than someone reading my diary. Now I put all online and flip when people don't like my crap
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"An emotion comes, stays for a while, and goes away, just like a storm. If you’re aware of that, you won’t be afraid.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
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“I want to meet people with fire in them, burning through life like a forest fire, too many people die out and survive on embers.”
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*Bangalore* *Bangawhore* *Bang A Whore*
They should make fun, adult-sized, adult-only playgrounds. More people would get exercise that way.
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*dog pokes me with nose* *stop, it's late* (Dog looks at me with sad eyes) *ugh, ok* [sets up poker table for him and his friends]
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The 8th rule of Fight Club is that the 1st Tuesday of every month is TICKLE FIGHT NIGHT! Woot woot!
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Cop: You were going 88mph Me: I'm trying to time travel like Back to the Future Cop: That movie was before my time Me: Cop: Both: WHOA!
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BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg— BRUCE: Bring me a cape
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*ah only 350/- for a medium pizza wohoo* *orders* Pizza: 350 Service tax: 14% Road tax: 25% Eating tax: 32% Sir your total amount is 1700
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[year 3434884] [indians had stopped eating maggi, beef, eggs, pork, food] [evolved back into plants] [deforestation isn't a concern anymore]
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If I was Nestle, I would take full-pag ads saying: "We are sure Maggi is safe. But while we wait for justice, have a break, have a KitKat"
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Today I found the guy from "Up" managing a petrol station near Red Fort. True story.
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He: We Won? Me: No Son. He: Why Papa? Me: Wat Son!
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Trying to get rid of a fly by telling it to bugger off
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Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows (2011) A bunch of adults trash a high school bc a noseless man thinks a child is better than him at magic
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Why are people who have a doctorate called Doctors, but people who have a masters are not called Masters?
If by theory of relativity you mean "drunk time moves twice as fast as sober time" then yes I totally understand the theory of relativity...
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Sorry can't ROFL because Mom ne abhi Pocha lagaya hai..
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Uncle: bete change do Kid: nahi hai Uncle: bhaag yahan se Kid:* studies *enters IIT *becomes IRS *forms AAP *brings the change
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Why do people call from blocked numbers thinking someone's gonna answer? I don't even answer when I know whose calling.
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It’s called being condescending maybe you’ve heard of it :P
What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
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As you get older, it becomes more and more unacceptable to cry and scream in public, despite the reasons for it becoming more & more valid.
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That awkward moment when your mom stores your dad's cellphone numbers as 'husband 1' 'husband 2'
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