Got to love MSD.
Chills out the whole tournament.
Come the final.
Blasts it in 6 balls.
He's no cricketer, he's a Ninja!
No... No... Not u again.... U go away...
It would be much more effective if
eye-rolling made a sound effect.
I'm not old school. I'm just old.
Every account has over 200K followers.
Literally every tweet is part of a contest.
A DM group is running for president.
I wish I could log out of life and comeback whenever
Making adult decisions is hard.
For example, do I want a beer or chocolate milk with dinner? :3
"It takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart."
“Make me stay, and I will.”
Lennon was wrong, love is not all you need.
If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them.
Inside Out - An animated guide to Schizophrenia :3
Native Americans believed that taking a photograph captures that person's soul.
So, everyone on Instagram is basically a Death Eater.
Fuck it, just tell me what you want me to prescribe you
-me as a therapist
Step 1: Name 5 random cities.
Step 2: Mumble some Spanish words.
Step 3: Yell dalé
Congratulations, you just wrote a Pitbull song. #GRAMMYs
That desperate need for a drink
Terrorism - BAIL
Murder - BAIL
Rape - BAIL
Robbery - BAIL
SCAM - BAIL
Kidnapping - BAIL
Comedy - JAIL
Every time I start hating my life too much, I think of people who use fork and knife for eating Pizza. I feel better.
Pic 1: "Hello! Mai Kejriwal bol raha hoon! Phone mat kaatiyega
Pic 2: O BC, isko Mera number kisane diya.😬😬eeB
Celebrating Netflix India is like celebrating watching porn on turning 18. You used to watch it anyway but now no one can arrest you for it!
This can only happen in India
The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands.
Goodbye 2015. You were crap :P
“In books I have traveled, not only to other worlds, but into my own.”
You were amazing Bombay. You'll be missed.
Me : "catches myself being judgmental "
Me to me : i did not raise u this way.
Trying to study like
When ur pissed but trying to keep a positive attitude
We struggle to hold on to things that we know are gonna disappear someday.
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan: "Headache ho raha hai"
Rahat Fateh Ali Khan: "Paani piya?"
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan: "PIYA RE PIYA RE PIYA RE PIYA RE"
December, please be good.
If you ever feel bad about your procrastination, Harry had three month to figure out the egg clue and still did it the night before
And the backs of my eyes hum with things I've never done
Life is basically an endless cycle of struggling to make it to the weekend.
“I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.”
cats are liquid 😹�nq
On Friday the 13th of November 2015 #PrayForWorld
We are all France.
Though we are never all Lebanon or Syria or Iraq for some reason.
Life is so much better when nobody knows what you're up to
Therapist Office Idea: A room with just a trampoline inside, along with a petting zoo in the corner and there is no therapist.
Well, I suppose you have to break in half to truly let someone in.
Caterpillars sleep for a long time & come out as butterflies.
I sleep for a long time & I come out as a homeless person.
The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” envisioned life on Oct 21, 2015 — Drone-walked Dogs. [Nope]
The 1989 film “Back to the Future II” imagined life on Oct 21 2015: Precision RainForecasting [Nope]