Salman Khan said he is virgin? Wow. He must have world's highest removed-shirt to removed-pants ratio.
Somewhere all fangirls' heads are exploding.
140 characters ain't enough for that
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....
But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
The Vigil Idiot: Jab Tak Hai Jaan shar.es/Dp9P7
Changed my ringtone to the sound of the Tardis materializing so now whenever someone calls me I can pretend the Doctor's coming for me.
So many Doctors together.I am in Tardis heaven.
Just because you're worthless to some people, doesn't mean you are worthless.
That awkward moment when you start reading comics from right to left after reading manga.
Well,if you think about it Itachi was like batman...you know minus the killings and all pic.twitter.com/fT4RIgtBzq
I'll be disappointed if Krrish doesn't go and kill the music director at the beginning of the movie.
This would be my theme music
You can't just wish for something and expect it to happen.You have to make stuff work.
Garfield's a cat.He doesn't work or anything.Why does he hate mondays so much?
"That's the sacrifice my father made."
I can't watch this.It's too sad.
Life is beautiful
Mine is Mad Bones Sparrow...
The ocean is salty with the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
Not exactly angels statues but with all the statues of deities lying around at this time we'd be stuck in the space-time continuum.
Lights out in the whole city.
The weeping angels are coming.
When i was a kid and the lights went out,we lighted candles and the whole family sat together and played word-games.
And then inverter came.
So we're going to the hill top to see the sunrise.
It's turning out to be a good vacation.
Some uncle in the railway station just said that "Ye asaram bapu ko cyclone mein phek dena chahiye".
'Schezwan' is probably the most misspelled word in the restaurant's menu.
My first instinct when i see an animal is to say hello.
My first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
You gave my physics teacher malaria. Bless you,you blood-sucking creatures.
Thank you vegetarians for saving the good food for us.
Scientists have found a way to connect the brains of two different people together, and use one to control the body of the other.
When nominees dont win the Oscar, they receive a consolation goodie bag. This years is worth $48,000.
Walter White could probably teach Potions at Hogwarts if he wanted. #Heisenberg #GoodbyeBreakingBad #BreakingBadFinale
If I had the voice of Farhan Akhtar i would never stop talking.
The girl who waited > Sóuffle girl
This drink-7-cups-of-coffee-in-a-minute dare has killed my sleep.
You think that everything will just magically fall into the right place place but it doesn't.
Can I simply just take a break from life?
The series finale of Dexter makes me wanna chop my body into pieces, wrap em up in black trash bags & throw into the ocean
Americans would like to spell Miss America Nina Davuluri's name correctly but they also lost the spelling bee to an Indian. #LOL
Happy Birthday Narendra Modi. Don't cut your cake into little pieces okay. That would be divisive. #NaMoBirthday