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Miss Regina Phelange
It's so stupid that Twitter's symbol for 'Search' is a frying pan.
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im a cat and i FREaking love turning potential energy into kinetic *pushes glass off table* your going to feed and keep me for some reason
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*genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!—wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS
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If you're not sure you're with the right person, blast Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. If they don't sing or head bang, just cease all contact.
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day, push a man in a shark tank, he's never hungry again.
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A 'Delete All' button, but for feelings.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.
I was having a wonderful day but then itunes shuffled to 'Clannad soundtrack' and now i'm so sad. Nostalgia hit me. *sulks in a corner*
Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away
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For those who don’t know, here’s how the super moon happens: pic.twitter.com/CkHbqVF6Jr
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"Alia is Robert De Niro of our generation" - Varun Dhawan Varun Dhawan is Alia Bhatt of our generation.
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Me: I cleaned all the dishes Mom: aren't you going to put them away too? Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
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Wrong does not become right just because everyone is doing it.
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*buys book to improve memory* "This book is gonna change my life!" *loses book*
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It's not a Twitter addiction until you find yourself asking questions to an imaginary person named bro.
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According to WebMD, I'm Sick & Tired of people.
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If people got notifications about screenshotted texts we would all be screwed
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I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders.
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Slugs are attracted to the scent of beer so much that if you leave a cup of beer out, they will crawl in it and drown.
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I agree with the Health Minister. We don't need to learn about sex in schools, watching it on phones in parliament is so much better.
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I'm getting a strong feeling they'll also introduce zombie Catelyn Stark in the last GOT episode
#Quizup is ridiculously addictive.
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
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BuzzFeed: "15 Things only Noseless People Will Understand" *Lord Voldemort, Skeletor, Nute Gunray and Surpanakha like this*
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*makes a wish on a blinking satellite*