"Arrow writers, you've failed this series."
When you can't sleep and you're hungry - InsomNOMNOMNOMia
If you think I'm going to bring all my life's problems to Twitter and rant about them, then you're completely right
All of Hodor's life was leading to that one moment - to hold the door #GoTSeason6
The grass is blacker on the other side. My neighbour is a pyro
In 2010, India freed a bunch of terrorists.
And, obviously - it worked out great.
Time just passes on, concealing things for that moment, not healing anything.
Things to do this week:
◻Hide my feelings
◻Pretend that I don't care
◻Shy away from attachment
◻Remind myself "I'm fine"
And what about Mother Nature?
Your Uber is 4 mins away.
Your Uber is 14 mins away.
Your Uber is 34 mins away.
Your Uber is an illusion.
Your Uber is an ISRO satellite.
age 18–life cant get busier than this
age 26–life cant get busier than this
age 45–life cant get busier than this
age 81–i wish id done more
When you're in the kitchen and someone asks "what are you making" and you cry because you're only making bad life decisions.
I'm not a functional alcoholic
I'm a dysfunctional sober person
Being an adult is difficult af
Twitter helped me channel my feelings in 140 characters or less. I don't feel like a woman anymore.
But sometimes you've got to give up
Got to love MSD.
Chills out the whole tournament.
Come the final.
Blasts it in 6 balls.
He's no cricketer, he's a Ninja!
No... No... Not u again.... U go away...
It would be much more effective if
eye-rolling made a sound effect.
I'm not old school. I'm just old.
Every account has over 200K followers.
Literally every tweet is part of a contest.
A DM group is running for president.
I wish I could log out of life and comeback whenever
Making adult decisions is hard.
For example, do I want a beer or chocolate milk with dinner? :3
"It takes ten times as long to put yourself together as it does to fall apart."
“Make me stay, and I will.”
Lennon was wrong, love is not all you need.
If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them.
Inside Out - An animated guide to Schizophrenia :3
Native Americans believed that taking a photograph captures that person's soul.
So, everyone on Instagram is basically a Death Eater.
Fuck it, just tell me what you want me to prescribe you
-me as a therapist
Step 1: Name 5 random cities.
Step 2: Mumble some Spanish words.
Step 3: Yell dalé
Congratulations, you just wrote a Pitbull song. #GRAMMYs
That desperate need for a drink
Terrorism - BAIL
Murder - BAIL
Rape - BAIL
Robbery - BAIL
SCAM - BAIL
Kidnapping - BAIL
Comedy - JAIL
Every time I start hating my life too much, I think of people who use fork and knife for eating Pizza. I feel better.
Pic 1: "Hello! Mai Kejriwal bol raha hoon! Phone mat kaatiyega
Pic 2: O BC, isko Mera number kisane diya.😬😬eeB
Celebrating Netflix India is like celebrating watching porn on turning 18. You used to watch it anyway but now no one can arrest you for it!
This can only happen in India
The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands.
Goodbye 2015. You were crap :P
“In books I have traveled, not only to other worlds, but into my own.”
You were amazing Bombay. You'll be missed.
Me : "catches myself being judgmental "
Me to me : i did not raise u this way.
Trying to study like
When ur pissed but trying to keep a positive attitude
We struggle to hold on to things that we know are gonna disappear someday.