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literally almost all candy is my favorite candy
Homecoming proposal idea: light her house on fire "Hoco would be lit with you"
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a turkey sandwich sounds so good rn
I'm sick and a customer just told me I sound like a horse ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I need to start tanning again but I'm too poor ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I'm at work right now but here is a picture of some water
if you're missing memories with someone
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this is something my boss would doโ€ฆ
I love not having braces
I have the best brother in the world
meeting someone who you click with instantly is dope
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"I vape hella. You should see my sick tricks."
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the people at panda always give me 3 fortune cookies ๐Ÿ˜Ž
me: it's ok I'm not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
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My friends are not aloud to look this pretty wtf @kategarlock
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treat yo self
I've gotten so many gift cards from managers at other stores bc they low key want to steal me for their store
Chief Keef is for the kids
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should I get the 6s or the 6s+?
*spends $7.00* "Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"
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is anyone else's iPhone telling them they need to change their passcode?
PSA the Halloween episodes of the office are Season 2 episode 5 Season 5 episode 6 Season 6 episode 8 Season 7 episode 6 Season 8 episode 5
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"do you like to shop" what kind of question is that?๐Ÿ˜‚N
today is crap.
work is so important to me and if I request a day off for you, you should feel so special. guess not though.
When u put something in the cart when ur shoppin with ur mom and u hope she doesnt notice
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I requested off the busiest day of work and gave up all that commission just to hang out with you and you cancel. it's whatever :-)
after work selfies
I can't wait until Halloween
when u the smallest of your friends
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Geoff and I have been laughing at that video for like 5 straight minutes
when my mom asks how my day went
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Honestly everything offends me but nothing offends me more than people who don't think I'm funny... Like do you hear the shit I say
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when yo boss don't know how to draw a pumpkin
click is the worst movie in the history of the world
"click is amazing, beautiful,and inspiring" -Shawn
Full list of requirements for dating me: 1) Honestly believe the Emperor's New Groove is the greatest movie to ever exist.
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When you can change your Instagram captions but not your past ๐Ÿ˜‚s
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