this was my mom when I was little vine.co/v/epq1DDwU6bq
Get this Devil's Flute out of my Christian home. #helpmejesus #JesusChristKid #4no20
#4... (Vine by @NaziZomb
Marshall's jokes are the best 😂😂uI5
when the security guard you say hi to everyday asks you if you're new :(
Say it louder for the people in the back
I've literally done everything I need to do today and I still have 4 hours left :/
when the teacher says "pair up" but no one likes u
I'm eating potato salad with a plastic knife bc I forgot a fork :/
RT if you have ever burnt your foot in a George Foreman grill.
the thunder is shaking my entire store
you don't always have to stay by my side, just make sure to remember me when I die
she ask me how much my shades cost, i told her one minion dollars
me one year ago lmao those eye brows
It ain’t the end of the world, don’t you worry pretty girl
It's just I forget to forget you sometimes
Don't think I'm that so lost without you, every thought's about you, holdin' onto somethin' that's never gonna happen kind
Ashley Tisdale didn't give a single fuck how she looked.
"does this do something for you?" @kaitlin_oskam
I'm only happy at work and at baseball games
I love my job and I love being at work.
I just snapped this girl saying her selfie was cute and she says "I thought you didn't like me?😂"
Bitch, so? Take a compliment.
I drink coffee like its water.
Kuma tosses 5th no-hitter in #Mariners
history. RECAP: atmlb.com/1DLk9kD #KumaNoNo
there's only 2 seasons. Baseball and winter.
I feel like a pre workout dealer
Mariner's 6-5 in the 10th💙 #gomariners #truetotheblue
Austin Jackson's #walkoff
hit in the 10th earns him your vote for tonight's #MarinersPOG
Kaitlin, Johnny and I got on the big screen 😍