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literally almost all candy is my favorite candy
Homecoming proposal idea: light her house on fire
"Hoco would be lit with you"
a turkey sandwich sounds so good rn
I'm sick and a customer just told me I sound like a horse 😂😭😭😭😭😭
I need to start tanning again but I'm too poor 😭
I'm at work right now but here is a picture of some water
if you're missing memories with someone
2 CHAINZ IS 6'5" GUYS THATS SO TALL THEY SHOULD CALL HIM 2 TALL
this is something my boss would do twitter.com/soofunnypost/s…
I love not having braces
Justin a savage lmao
I have the best brother in the world
meeting someone who you click with instantly is dope
"I vape hella. You should see my sick tricks."
the people at panda always give me 3 fortune cookies 😎
me: it's ok I'm not mad
me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell
we can't be friends anymore
i wish i was her
My friends are not aloud to look this pretty wtf @kategarlock
I've gotten so many gift cards from managers at other stores bc they low key want to steal me for their store
Chief Keef is for the kids
should I get the 6s or the 6s+?
"Okay I need to calm down with all this spending"
is anyone else's iPhone telling them they need to change their passcode?
PSA the Halloween episodes of the office are
Season 2 episode 5
Season 5 episode 6
Season 6 episode 8
Season 7 episode 6
Season 8 episode 5
"do you like to shop" what kind of question is that?😂N
I thought I was straight�@kategarlock
work is so important to me and if I request a day off for you, you should feel so special. guess not though.
When u put something in the cart when ur shoppin with ur mom and u hope she doesnt notice
I requested off the busiest day of work and gave up all that commission just to hang out with you and you cancel. it's whatever :-)
after work selfies
I can't wait until Halloween
when u the smallest of your friends
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE BUT THEN I WATCHED IT AGAIN😂😂
Geoff and I have been laughing at that video for like 5 straight minutes
when my mom asks how my day went
Honestly everything offends me but nothing offends me more than people who don't think I'm funny... Like do you hear the shit I say
when yo boss don't know how to draw a pumpkin
click is the worst movie in the history of the world
"click is amazing, beautiful,and inspiring" -Shawn
Full list of requirements for dating me:
1) Honestly believe the Emperor's New Groove is the greatest movie to ever exist.
When you can change your Instagram captions but not your past 😂s