the best insult ever is "who is this clown" because
1. you're calling them a clown
2. you're saying they're not even a well known clown
You didn't win the lottery, because nothing good ever happens.
I can't get enough of you. 😍b
"We got in an argument on our 1st date. He ended up calling a couples counselor for us to figure things out"
low key pissed about the sun glasses
they didn't even take the massive amounts of pre workout I have, just the sun glasses😂
they took my $2 sun glasses
someone tried to rob my car last night😂
it was on low battery so I'm charging it for her
this girl left her phone at my store and I'm tempted to take 1000 pictures of random things
People that put things on their snapchat story saying things like
"Love is in the air" or "I miss your touch"... Please delete your SC
IM SO EXCITED TO SEE BRITTANY TOMORROW
1 year ago my life became complete @auroraeastmond @JohnnyBrenner_
baby girl, what's yo name? Lemme talk to ya, lemme buy u a drank😏
if you like t-pain then we are basically soulmates
If you retweet any pages claiming to share their lottery winnings with you if you retweet then u getting unfollowed immediately. Sorry fam
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU V MUCH
It's okay to have a bad day but don't let those emotions consume you.
when I talk to my family vine.co/v/e0Baz3HeFQt
when he is getting too attached vine.co/v/e9vVbLIKE9D
if I won the power ball I wouldn't be posting it over social media. stupid.
he came in clutch
I won the Powerball. Everyone give me your bank account information so I can totally transfer funds and not steal all of your money.
"I'm in this new diet where I call all my ex boyfriends and ask them why they dumped me. then I'm not hungry for 3-7 hours"
me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
are pillow pets still a thing?
All-day breakfast at McDonald's is so useless. If there's no McGriddle, there's no point.
I was not about to pay $1 an exit +the pay by mail fee to be going the same speed as everyone else
I was legit about to get into the toll lane but it was backed up too. "express lane" my ass
I hate 405, I hate dumb ass drivers, I hate everything rn
there is literally an accident on 405 every single day
I hate feelings and overthinking. 😔
jealous gfs be like
do I like it do I hate it? idk man
well I look like half a poodle now so there's that
I'm crimping my hair and I feel like I'm in 1992
my mom and I used to have this neighbor who would always play loud ass disco music so we called him gay disco and his son was jr bacon disco
I miss you too girl👭👭👭👭 t minus 3 days ☃
I miss Brittany so much I can't wait to see her
it doesn't have a specific date though bc we are busy people. It happens when it happens
Brittany and I have this holiday we call winter friends day and it's basically just our birthday and Christmas combined
When your crying and you realize you forgot setting spray. So you just stop crying .
OH MY GOD 😂b
a guy asked me if I wanted to go to "Bdubs" and I stopped talking to him twitter.com/whitepplquote/…
I hate these customers 😂vine.co/v/eliPuEbOaAd