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Patrick k
UK Tax credits cost nearly Β£30bn pa. No wonder the Tories are taking action.Β£93bn on corporate subisidies is a different matter, of course.
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Ppl have this stupid idea that if a court decides somethin its always the right decision. Court is just a battle of who has best legal team
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I predict Barcelona will win the 2015 #UCLfinal #BarcaToWin bit.ly/1HPbYza
''Even a child can eat with kings if they wash their hands'' age is respected, but achievements are revered.
The uterus is called a uterus because that's where the yute comes from.. That's where they store the yutes..
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I BEAT MY PASTORS DAUGHTER πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ PART po7
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"You know what babes, I'm starting to see myself in you"
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Bank account: no don’t do it Me: Yah Bank account: oh my god
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"All jokes aside Barry, if you can't remember your pin number you're gonna have to get the fuck out."
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I WILL HAVE CEREAL ANYTIME I WANT πŸ‘Œ
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First let me hop out the motherfuckin' porche
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2015 general election summed up in one vine πŸ˜‚vine.co/v/emWPHTeTAd5q
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Same age. One campaigning against unfair rent. One in club that smashed up restaurant and threw money at waiters.
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Just a step closer to a one world government for them
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Everybody on the time line voted labour either this is fixed or we have a snake among us
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If u vote UKIP or BNP u should have to wear a badge cos I don't wanna be chatting to u n the whole time ur just thinkin "this black shit"
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ADVICE TIME 2MORO YEAH πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ ???? PAMPANAAAAA
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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them? school system: worry not school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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WHEN YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TAKING THEIR JOB TO SERIOUSLY
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Gerrard CM 35 leaving his team after a worthless season Drogba 37 CF about to win Another title ..take it in πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­these vines are too muctwitter.com/FunnyLipReadln…sez
EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING
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Kanye's All Day gets me too hyped. Almost told my grandpa to shut the fuck up, for no reason at all.
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When the prices don't agree with your budget
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"@MikesComedyy: THEM PEOPLE THAT DENY THEIR FRIENDS WHEN THEY ARE SICK AT A PARTY SMH NO WAIII πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I0m"
Thank god Kendrick's album is finally out πŸ”₯
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The only reason we lost Monday was because of Valencia and Di Maria's stupidity....
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Seven games for Papiss Cisse. So remember everyone, saliva is officially worse than racism.
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You know when you in an exam, and you see everyone using ruler and you don't know what the ruler is forπŸ˜‚g
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When I like a new song and show it to someone.
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You know when your sibling is getting all the attention off your parents
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"@GeneralNasir: When a roadman comes to rob you vine.co/v/O0zPWX5JIVZ"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­




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