*in car with family*
*dad randomly scans channels on radio*
*suddenly hear favorite song*
THIS IS MY SONG LEAVE IT OR EVERYONE DIES
Sorry I can't hear u over how fabulous I am pic.twitter.com/yHUiw98QKB
*goes to restaurant*
Hmm I'm not too hungry I think I'll just get something light.
*orders 10 course meal*
If by 'social butterfly' you mean never wearing pants or leaving my house then yeah totally me.
Why am I only realizing now that @markhoppus
' voice is in Dementia by @owlcity
? They should do another song together.
Like why did I used to draw sunglasses on the sun how is he supposed to protect his retinas from the sun when he is the sun.
Congrats to Wolfbyte, the winner of the Gold Fan Video contest. Check out the video here. bit.ly/16Tid7L
I'm a grown man and I'm still not sure how to pronounce Nguyen.
Nollie varial heelflip Carlsbad Gap, land primo and break both your ankles.
Grandma: so do you have a gf
Me: lol no
Grandma: that's pathetic what are u doing with your life
I socialize by seeing someone I don't wanna talk to in the store and then leaving.
*blows up house*
Mom: This is why we can't have nice things!!!!!! What do u have to say for yourself?????
Scarlett Johansson RT @lydisnotfunlike
Which Avenger's Character are you? #OCTMS
Corn dog. RT @PhoenixRain618
Preferred personality in a female? #OCTMS
GEIL RT @kickabhee
say something in German please? :D
Ursula RT @yellowcello123
What princess are you most like? #OCTMS
Trance. RT @justaowlcityfan
can you say something Dutch?
Charlize Theron RT @DewiLesNurh
: who is cuter? Robert Downey Jr. or Johnny Depp? #OCTMS
Steal Little Debbies from gas stations. RT @TacoOwl
what would you do if you were the last person on Earth?
0. RT @Tianna_Roman328
: How many hair styles could Harry Styles style if Harry Styles could style hair styles like Harry Styles hair style?
I like big boats and I cannot lie. #OCTMS
Also I imagine a guy sliding on the power lines help me
When I ride in cars I imagine a guy skateboarding alongside the car and is that normal.
Burning all my love letters from female secret agents.
Text “STORM” to 80888 to make a $10 donation in support of @SalvationArmyUS
relief efforts in #Oklahoma
My superhero name is Potato Man and my power is the ability to sit on the couch forever.
Every time I come home I just naturally walk to my room and get into bed I can't help it.
I'm so single I put on cologne before going to Match.com
All work and no play makes Jack want to call a social worker.
Just motivated myself to not go to the gym.
Ignoring everyone in my life because taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat.
Found out my girlfriend is a plate of sesame chicken. Sick of the lies.
*checks student email*
Enough homework for today.
I think my spirit animal is on the side of the road, totally dead.
Flight attendant: At this time all electronic devices must be turned off and stowed.
Me: *poker face*
First I was like no and then I was like no and now I'm like bye.
*puts on gym shorts*
*puts in earbuds*
*plays Eye of the Tiger*
*flexes in mirror*
*does one sit-up*
I feel sad, I think I'll watch some funny YouTube videos to cheer me up :)
"This video is not available because ur dumb and annoying."
May is Better Hearing Month and my friends at @starkeycares
are helping people all over the world to hear better. bit.ly/107Gm2X
Today's forecast: mostly lazy with 100% chance of I don't care.
"What time does the 7 o'clock bus leave" -my social skills
Baby you could give me 43 years to do homework and I wouldn't do it until the night before.
A cool breeze stirs the curtains. Matt Damon sits at his computer, breathing heavily. He goes to Google.com
. "Yes" he whispers.
All you have to decide is what to do with the cash that is given to you. -Yolo Swaggins
Diabetes RT @mynameisnt_rick
WHAT IF I GAVE AN OREO TO A SMALL CHILD
Too Much Swag RT @kgkatie
Favourite Enya song? @owlcity #OCTMS
Calm yourself this aint no hillary duff movie. RT @aeliconcepcion
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A UNICORN @owlcity #OCTMS