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Pizza Money
winning the pumpkin carving game forever. seen in williamsburg this weekend. pic.twitter.com/vWxUBaKVGN
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I would like to thank the people who have inspired me the most in life: Wolverine Peyton Manning Wolverine again And my gf ...In that order
Lowers shades. "Thanx for the Cleveland steamer" *ferris bueler theme starts playing*
God damn why do all my ex's love running in marathons so much.
Cops are fuckboys
Came over to ur girl's place like Swanns food delivery.
Y do I gotta "get that bread" what are we making sandwiches?
The face of jesus that appeared on my French toast this morning just stole yo girl.
Excuse me while I steal ur girl shit my pants steal ur girl worship satan shit my pants and then steal ur girl a third and final time
Wow, aren't you a lovely shade of bitch today?
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This ramen is spicy
I only listen to Sheepmentalitycore
Kush loud. Metallica loud.
I made the mistake of thinking no one could hear me fart bcuz the Metallica on my headphones was rly loud
Support the Renewable Dad Act for a stronger America
Excuse me while I get that cheddar. *brings out a party platter of cheddar cheese and crackers*
* All u got 2 do is believe in urself *
I can't get into the douchebag bar scene because nobody talks to anyone because their inner sex beasts have been maimed by the work week
I can't get into raves either because I hate tripping molly and I hate anime
we need to do something about the weezer worship in white dude indie rock
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I think the punk scene is overrun w/ nerds because band lore gives them a chance to memorize tons o shit and attract mates with their smarts
I find nothing compelling about indie dude bourgeois soft cock perspective of life or pop punk perspective which is just matured band nerds
I'm a growing baby boy bitch man.
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DC is such a sexy city. Everyone is hot and I wanna fuck everything.
Ill blow a snot rocket on ur hotpocket.
I work too god damn hard to not do drugs.
Current bae claims ex bae called current bae a bitch at the club. Ex bae denies. Idk who to believe cause I was tripping on K and give 0 fux
I don't think people are concerned enough that Republicans are about to take control of the Senate and hold 2/3 our government.
Im growing a beard so I can go as jesus for Halloween. I'm going to show up at the party with 8 spacebags of wine.
That wasn't very raven of you
What the fuck are "e-motions" is that some kinda internet thing?
Ayo girl, is u ISIS? Cause that ass is making me get involved in a long term commitment im not ready for.
Im a Gemini so I know a little bit about a lot of things. Like what rhymes with orange and ur mothers favorite sexual positions.
Hotdog Antagonist
Girls who start a bubble of trouble talking stuff can eat my corn dogs and lick my Wednesday morning cream corn
YUNG AMERICAN HOTDOG SOCIETY
Dang girl is that ass paint thinner? Cause I wanna huff and suck on it until I almost lose consciousness and blood comes out of my eyes.
Ive spent the last half hour at work watching videos of a cat in a shark suite riding a roomba.
Some nice guy from Comcast called me with all these special deals so I now have a landline and 22 sports channels. What could go wrong.
what idiot called them grapes and not wineapples
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Ordered a bunch of bondage equipment and 1 snuggie with amazon prime. Let the day of reckoning begin.
Alien vs predator vs hotdogs vs hotdogs vs hotdogs vs hotdogs vs hotdogs vs man made climate change
Im going to be Hitler for Halloween