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Mittens
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So much for playing elder scrolls online ._. pic.twitter.com/I1DoRitsy1
What’s wd40
WD40 ALL FUCKIN DAY
Frosty the snowman can’t have sex cause his penis would melt
Birds are about as particular as the US military about where they drop their load
That's how we can guarantee quality.
The children that made these shoes know that if they get one stitch wrong, their family will be beaten with sticks.
In the hospital "can you go for a shit so the surgeon can get his car keys back?"
Not very wintery but oh fucking well... Makes a change from snow
Why can't florida do the winter olympics?? It'd be great
It's your fucking flag, you bought it. "I burned your flag" It's your own flag you fucking idiot
New Mega Walls and Blitz maps this weekend :)
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What’s the nvidia 7750 equivalent
// @blackthund3r dubstep. Every song sounds the same, yet somehow manages to be worse than the last.
No ET don't leave
I'm happy to say I do animals
anyway jac do my hair
Is spotify meant to have this option? cl.ly/TYGX
Mitt Romney remains opposed to abortion, even though he's a great advert for it.
I'm a criminal let me out of here
in the department of we have too much time on our hands in the university of why don't other scientists take me seriously
Apparently swipe works on iphone now
The one with the boobs!
I was playing mega walls and my team was winning so I made a GG out of TNT and exploded it then made a house out of wood logs
Any graphics designers out there? do something for free for me >.<
LALLALALALLALALALLA SPAGHETTII
One teacher said I wasn’t very observant, but you know what? That was his or her opinion.
One teacher said I’d do better if I spent less time flirting. I immediately jumped off his lap.
I failed math so many times I can’t even count
Guys hi how are you :3
Well .-. I just quit app.net. I swear that place is fucking poison.
I’m not a nerd :( nerds are smart
Where’s that soothing music coming from >:(
Holy shit it’s midnight
Haha I’m so drunk
May I have a Coke? Is Pepsi okay? Is Monopoly money okay?
Holy shit I just got the bus it was fucking half an hour late
Fucking shit poo
ok ok okok ok ok so ok ok so spaghetti
no spaghetti pls no
I’m kinda like Jesus but not in the sacrilegious way
What’s a telegram