All these iOS 7 apps are weird without transparency
It's nice :) no android phone has ever come close to what I've seen in iPhone hardware.
Apple really did put a lot of detail into the iPhone ._.
So anonymous is nothing now ._.
Quick run! Your villagers miss you!
Small people are not a race. This isn’t game of thrones.
Now you don’t need to buy the daily mail
Also everything both causes and prevents cancer
Unemployment down due to immigrants
Unemployment up due to immigrants
House prices drop due to immigrants
House prices rise due to immigrants.
420 is hitlers birthday blaze it nazis
Alfred how are you @hexagonest
Am I on twitter or app.net
? I can’t even tell
You haven't fooled penn and teller
Any Xbox Support questions we can help with today?^ML
Dramatic scene on TV and suddenly a fucking ice cream truck drives past >:(
I swear they put fucking zero research into that shit youtube.com/watch?v=J6Nuhl…
Are apple trying to promote Vimeo?
How can I make my house greener? I painted it green.
if my Xbox overheats will it be safe to cook food on it
I was in a sex shop and I saw a dildo described as “9 inches long” and “realistic”… well which is it.
Apparently in the directors cut of porn they actually fix the washing machine.
I just found this new app that tells people which family members are racist. It’s called Facebook
Check yourself before you dex yourself.
You never want to season 8 yourself.
Pretend your life is a TV Show. Never do anything that would make a viewer start throwing things at the TV. I call it the dexter rule.
Which makes buying prostitutes really awkward
If I can’t see a price, I can’t afford it.
When in doubt run one out
Only do 1 illegal thing at a time. Got weed in the car? Then don't speed. Obvious.
fucking 3GS thinkgs he knows everything
Real men use bendy straws
7.0.2 did not fix siri but I now know that it works when I use raise to speak shit
Please do not play jenga in the fast lane.
Yes bittorrent I want to exit that's why I pressed exit
ALISTAIR UPCRAFT FROM THE BBC YOU’RE AWESOME <3
I might have pissed myself