get half of a toaster for only $49.95! but wait theres more
get a whole toaster for only
fuck if i know
go to walmart u lazy shit
Afraid of terrorists at the airport? Bring a gun.
Best book I've ever read. And I've read 15 books.
america uses the old tempraturs because the f stands for freedom
puff puff pass 'til you fall on your ass
That's an interesting choice of hold music. Sounds a lot like a dial tone.
I DENY THE accusations THAT I PUT MARIJUANAS IN IT
Has the research department found that we have no research department?
FACT: most "big data" is actually two small datas standing on each other shoulders wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses.
Would you guys be interested in seeing me review the #LGG4
Smart Phone? If so give this a re-tweet. The camera on it really interests me.
What type of compression does PNG use? I think it's LZ77?
Live infants are worth much more
" I spent all my money on drugs. Lol joking I don't pay for drugs. Not with money anyway. No, I pay with dead infants"
I keep thinking it can't get any worse but then it does
should I update to android 5.0?
Companies that make software for tech savvy people (like defrag software), and try to bundle crapware like it'll work ?
What if circles weren't circles :0
I wonder if they actually got the joke or were just retweeting anything? pic.twitter.com/hy0TBWpVgt
Its a gimp suit with ears!
Batman scares me
i like trains
'Come on,' she grinned, licking her lips, 'You know you want it!'
I was powerless to resist - no one baked an apple pie like Gran.
trying to make a python implementation of subtraction with two's compliment
FUCK i forgot to close the "
"C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Update\GoogleUpdate.exe
Visual studio code is actually really good and is now my main code editor on my macbook
i don't think saying fuck it is a necessary part of the rooting process but I'm scared I'll break everything if i don't
how are you supposed to root an android phone again? i usually just say fuck it and flash supersu
If I eat olive garden bread sticks can I live forever @olivegarden
YouTube on mobile is just awful. Somehow the mobile website is better than the app, and even that's pretty fucking bad.
Excludes major holidays and black holes.
This is probably the most downvoted post I've ever seen
What am I doing with my life pic.twitter.com/6TJeO46Xhz