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Blurry, just like my future
Jesus hung with the thieves an the hoes so I guess I'm just followin' the Lord.
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Psshh who needs sleep?
Serik I declined your Facebook request 3 times what makes you think I'll accept you from another account
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Forever hungry but never have good food 🚫🍕🍉
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Press my buttons baby, Press my fuckin' buttons baby
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Quote with a mirror selfie
When someone says "You've changed" Simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
I like witty people
Fuck cherry Kool Aid it's all about that purp
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When you cum at the same time as the guy in the porn and its a Gopro camera view>
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
Go outside and do shit its a beautiful day, don't waste it