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John Mitchell
Everyone is going somewhere. Even if somewhere is nowhere at all
I pulled back the curtains this morning to see absolutely nothing. Looks like the world has passed me by
You know your dreams are real. And no one can prove you wrong
Despite what people say, life does wait for you. It waits with the daylight. Always waiting for you to be in it
The future cannot change your past. But your past can change your future
It is usually a friend or family member who creates the situation where they can then start the backstabbing
I can't imagine being reincarnated. I'm not even sure I can make it to the end of this life
Even my inner critic is a consistent failure
The world is falling into a new day in New York
I wasn't always this good at screwing things up. It's just that I've had a lot of practice
Apparently, what goes around, comes around. But you won't be able to see it from any angle
The best time to do something stupid is when you are having a memory blank
I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving myself even when I don't deserve it
I no longer care about the future. I am now living entirely in the past
A guilty conscience never sleeps. It likes partying way too much
I have decided to be more positive about life. But only when life is more positive about me
Before giving someone a piece of my mind, I have to decide which mind to choose
They say you should just live your dream. Next thing you know, you get accused of living in a dream world
We have today. We have yet to be given the gift of tomorrow
We started out young and stupid. But we will grow old and hide the other part through wisdom
Some people make backstabbing a profession. Of course, first they have to be your friend. Or family
There are no dead ends when you go around in circles
Having a future vision is mostly for people who don't want to work in the present
Apparently, there is no future without the past. So if you have erased your past, you can only live in the present
If you are not a morning person, try staying in bed until noon. Or move to a different time-zone
Even my imaginary friends stab me in the back
I am addicted to my senses. I could never give one of them up
The more you believe in what you cannot achieve, the more it will come true
I love it when people say you should live as if this is your last day. They are usually sitting across the desk from you when they say it
If you are an insomniac, you should give up on that idea of dying in your sleep
All my deepest thoughts are here on Twitter. I save my shallow thoughts for real life
The significance of nothing is that, by nature, it only exists in outer space
It is usually easier to grab everything and run than to explain why you are leaving
If you are filled with dread, there is no room for fear
I will be far more interesting tomorrow. I will achieve this by being crushingly boring today
I am not at all happy that I keep asking myself questions that I have no intention of answering
What upsets me most is not that I lied to myself but that now I don't know when I am telling the truth
By the time you read this, I could be recently deceased. In which case this is my final word on the subject
If you can't stand the heat, you should not have started that fire in the first place
Some of those people inside my head are there to teach we lessons I didn't know I needed, in situations I never asked to be in
If time waits for no one, how come it slows down so much when you're at the dentist?
People say you have to be able to laugh at yourself. But I always tell the same jokes. And I know how they end
Music understands me better than anyone I know
There may be a big world out there but it's full of small minded people
New York misty morning. The City is taking a moment to breathe
The more you doubt yourself, the easier you make it for those who want you to fail
Life is not serious. Except that bit at the very end
Don't judge me based on your own failures
It's not that I can't live without myself. I don't even want to try
I need to be more mature about life. In the meantime, I will continue to trip myself up