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Hell consists of 80% humans, 10% pigeons and seagulls, 6% mosquitoes, 3% cockroaches and 1% chihuahuas.
The things i weigh in the balance you cannot fathom. I show you the path to heaven. He shows you the way to hell.
#TGIF really means #ThankGovernmentItsFriday. Back in1930s US Govt set standard 40h work week. Otherwise Friday would be just another day.
What do you believe in? Are you sure? Are you really sure?
#WhyICantSleepAtNight too busy making sure everyone can't sleep at night.
If you notice people checking the bottoms of their shoes around you it means you probably smell like shit.
Don't take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
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#ReasonsWeCantBeTogether You're a moron that believes anything they tell you.
Yes, even we've got a Starbucks.
#IDontUnderstandWhy no one gives me credit for humans behavior. Do you think people are good to get into Heaven or to stay out of Hell?
Helen Flanagan, you're welcome.
How many Popes does it take to screw in a light bulb? @Pontifex #Vatican #nationaldayofprayer
Dear #christianright , I am #prochoice and #progaymarriage . Even I can't manipulate free will. Neither can you. #nationaldayofprayer
With 5 Hail Marys and a quarter I can get 15 minutes of parking. #nationaldayofprayer

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