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Ollie Russian
Feeling a little sick now
A small, healthy breakfast...
Hit the taxidermy mother load
'You kill it, we grill it'
The greatest thing I have ever done.
Oh bugger. The friendly ex-marine, 'Christian', has bided his time and suddenly pulls out the 'Corinthians' card. Faith love and hope.
Flagstaff, Arizona. Talking to an ex-Marine in a bar and watching people race actual real life goldfish. I'm in love with the USA.
This is London Bridge. In Arizona. I am going to swim under it. instagram.com/p/nEdxuqyqlE/
Yesterday I had an argument with a waitress about toast. Today one with a guy about 'swimming lane etiquette'. I feel like Larry David.
Decided to use a slightly excessive amount of jam in protest. #stickingittolepain pic.twitter.com/pEwLllKqw4
Wow, just been told that @LePainQuotidien have a policy not to toast any bread. I just want some toast with my eggs!! Is it that hard?!?!
Listen to MOVIE. - Ads on @hypem awe.sm/dJROe and give us your hearts if ya feelin lovin'
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I did wonder why people weren't getting back to me, I just thought they were being rude!!
Found out earlier that over 80 emails from the last few days had got stuck in my outbox!! Now they have just sent themselves in one go!!!!
Just a shame that the car rental company has limited my mustang to a top speed of 80mph. GUTTED.