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If you’re going to buy a sports car, make sure it’s for a sport that you are good at.
How much new information do you think is made every day?
What if this whole anti-online-piracy movement was just a move by real pirates to distract from piracy on the ocean? #thoughts
#Sharkweek is great, but don’t forget about these equally terrifying celebrations: Aug. 17-23 Bacteria Week Sep. 21-27 Rabid Raccoon Week Oct. 19-25 Intoxicated Uncle Week
Before a model becomes a supermodel she must first climb into a pupa made out of twigs, leaves and her own spit.
Corn dogs. Corn nuts. Corned beef. Where will corning technology take us next?
Flexibility and focus are the key to well-developed back-abs. #oldspiceadvice
There are no stupid questions. Only stupid types of sandals.
Make party dancing at the disco club nightspot. Cool dude.…
#Sharks have been trending lately, but they’ve been around long enough to know that fame is fleeting.
Funnel cakes and lemonade may say “summer,” but they spell “fun snake dance model ale.” Consider yourself warned.
It would suck to get caught picking your nose on a spaceship. Because odds are you’ll see that person again, like all the time.
Nightclubs are only popular because they’re a great place to meet good-looking single women and have fun.…
Only you can prevent ponytails.
The only difference between the words “knuckles” and “cantaloupe” is their spelling and meaning and pronunciation.
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Your mouth is basically a slot machine that produces prizes nobody ever wants to win.
Every day I learn something new from her. It seems like just yesterday she had her first molt…pretty soon she’ll be using venom to paralyze prey all by herself. Crazy how time sneaks up on you that way. But no matter how big she gets, when I look into her central eye group I know she’ll always be Da
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.@loestus Consult the 2012 list of Didgeridoos and Didgeridon'ts. It is considered definitive. #oldspiceadvice
.@SailorGuppy Wow, she sounds super cool. Let us pay for the first date! DM us for cheeseburger money. #oldspiceadvice
.@Searight20 60.0000° N, 105.0000° E
.@heyjessibrown DM us the number to the conference phone. #oldspiceadvice