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Old Spice
Some dream about it. Some talk about it. And others genetically modify their face to become a sports-car-driving tiger about it.
Your indecision and gas station leather jacket are driving her away. #makeasmellmitment #teamtimber #teamswagger
According to stock photography, if you have one small plant on your desk you're definitely getting fired real soon.
The Magicians’ Guild learned the hard way that pro wrestling was real. #BattleOfHeadlockCreek
Anybody know how to use this new portrait/landscape feature?
This man is worried about whether to use Bearglove, Swagger or Timber when he should be worried about how not to get mustard on your face when your hands are made of corn dogs. #teambearglove #teamswagger #teamtimber
“It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.” -Some website misquoting Charles Darwin
The commute is treacherous, but the office culture really makes up for the extra drive time.
And so it begins. #teamtimber #teambearglove
Choose your own destiny and try our Instagram Sci-fi Adventure. Will you die? Most likely.
You awaken in a dark cave. In the distance you see a faint light, in front of you is an open bottle of Old Spice body wash. Go toward the light—maybe it’s a way out? Grab the Old Spice? Tap image once to use tags to navigate.
Mating rituals of the great white shark can be quite elaborate.
Explore. Learn. Listen. Laugh. Grow. Smells. Good. Click. Experience. Muscles. Surprises. Old. Spice.
Yikes! Can you guess what's giving Mr. Snake these "rolling" stomach pains? Click the picture to find out.
Congratulations to @alex_ekranoplan who is funnier than Danny, our community manager intern, and the rest of you. For a dramatic reading of the funniest caption, read this out loud, dramatically: “Life just wasn’t the same for Jeff since the toaster left.”
"When you ask bae if she can give you some beep beep and if you can give her some toot toot and she says 0100111001101111" Can you beat @professorx412’s line? It will change throughout the day based on best submission, so keep checking back.
Are you funnier than Danny, our Old Spice community manager intern? Of course! Prove it to the world tomorrow by seeing if you can write the funniest line in our real-time caption extravaganza.
Male-pattern boldness
Answer the call of the wild. Your wait time will be six minutes. #naturefacts
Champions win games. Legends invent them.
All happy families resemble one another
Ocean breezes, tropical fruit beverages, wallet-seeking monkeys. These things don’t come with Old Spice Fiji. Or do they?* *No
You can tell how old a true outdoorsman is by the number of pockets he’s grown on his cargo shorts.

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