Type like no one's reading, chew like no one's annoyed, and watch this internet SQUID dance like no one's judging you.
It's a big moment to meet the parents for the first time. It's an even bigger moment if you're controlled by the internet and from the sea.
This is the best thing on the internet right now: A SQUID at a carnival being controlled by 8 people. twitch.tv/oldspice
Day 3 of SQUID by Krakengärd. If it's anything like the last two, an internet controlled sea monster will be there. twitch.tv/oldspice
Forget your buddy's lame mixtape. Our Internet controlled SQUID is dropping the ultimate remix right now on Twitch. Twitch.tv/oldspice
Next up, our internet SQUID treats some lucky patrons to custom permanent body art. Lower back butterfly anyone? twitch.tv/oldspice
Hungry? Sure you are! Why not watch a SQUID controlled by the internet make a pizza you can't eat? twitch.tv/oldspice
We told our internet SQUID to "get a job". So, he picked himself up by his suction cups and is now employed at a potted plant factory.
It's Day 2 of SQUID by Krakengärd. It can really only get better. Right? Maybe? Check it out and lets discuss. twitch.tv/oldspice
Ever seen a SQUID drive a car? Oh...ok..well... want to again?
Want to watch live video of school!? No? What if a giant internet controlled SQUID is there? No?... hmmm what if he has a catapult?
Hockey playoffs are going on but wouldn't you rather watch an internet controlled SQUID try to make saves with his gross tentacles instead?
Be the first to learn about new weirdo music. Impress your hipster friend. Check out this internet controlled SQUID and his band on Twitch.
We built a SQUID for the internet to control. To promote Krakengärd. On Twitch. Stop reading this. Watch it: twitch.tv/oldspice
What will happen when 8 people stop being strangers and start being part of a Kraken-based marketing ploy for a new Old Spice scent?
Thanks for joining us for our totally succesful & not at all life-threatening Old Spice Krakengärd event!
To launch new Old Spice Krakengärd, we're having a Social Media Beach Party with a real Kraken! Stay tuned for more cool Kraken-action!
Your search for the beginning of a never-ending journey ends here. Don’t smell yourself short.
Great live streams never die. They live on forever through the magic of video editing and web server technology.
New Krakengärd body wash makes bath time fun again.
Help us help him help you, right now.
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For the Dryingest of Times.
History buffs will look back and remember a time when the sweat still ran free. Not regular buffs, though. Nope.
Body language is overrated. Shut up, body.