Yeah I don't have skills. What you gonna do about it??????
Skittles tomorrow and aparently I'm captain #newera #labourclubwhitehorse #letsenjoyit
Won a game of pool :o I'm in in shock lol
Really not in the mood for work
Teller isn't sure, but I'm pretty sure that August 19th, 1975 is the first day we really worked together. So, my friends, that's 40 years!
Bendtner Football Academy.
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.....
Some people are just so childish
One of man's early ancestors, but place a pork pie hat on its head and I give you Olly Murs.
What is the legal reasons for why we can't watch football on TV at 3pm saturdays? The technology is there to pick whatever game u want
There are some good people in this world.
At what point should England declare? 25, 30 ahead or is that too conservative? #Ashes2015
What goes around, comes ...... #Ashes2015 @TheBarmyArmy
Mitchell Johnson has played three leaves and a forward defensive and has therefore been Australia's best batsman so far #Ashes2015
I got kicked out of my local music shop after asking about a Coldplay song.
I was clearly looking for Trouble.
This is what depression feels like:
I think michael owen could tell me i'd won the lottery,&the cheque would be delivered by a naked holly valance & make it sound boring.
I see that nigel farage is trending. Imagine my dissapointment when I realise he's still alive @trw96
'Liking' something on Facebook doesn't actually help.
Sepp Blatter appears on The Crystal Maze...
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice.
Call her fat once and she'll never forget. That's because elephants never forget.
Hulk Hogan's really going the extra mile trying to make amends.
The truth behind "I'm okay"
When you created yourself in Pro Evolution Soccer...
Now it all makes sense...
All those lovely cheap copied games...
Ah ee oohhh killer tofu. ......
How I plan to stop drinking
When the lads hit the dance floor but there no girls... vine.co/v/eiKuEIzTpgr
This Nike commercial just blew my mind amp.twimg.com/v/963bd418-855…