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Thinking about becoming a cop just so I have an excuse for being out of shape, lazy and a racist.
In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing.
It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you
"Okay, but do you know HOW I pulled you over?" -Cop's desperate attempt to show off I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale. I wish I had the self-confidence and assertiveness of the Adobe Acrobat updater.
Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective
i wanna make a band with 2 fellow asians. just to name our selves 'chink 182'

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