Blue Bell has a new flavor called Creole Cream Cheese. It probably tastes like Beyoncé.
Love it when someone's a big massive deal but I don't realise and consequently end up chatting to them like they're an ordinary human being
I'm on IMdb (I find that shit a little hilarious tbh) imdb.com/name/nm3530172/
Good running into @DJVadim
after all this time! Dude spun a few of our remixes too, spun me out! trip down memory lane!
damn it's 2:55 in the mofo a.m. and I'm hungry, gonna sleep on it and grab breakfast first thing! @LeeToTheVI
you about G?
Yo @lealeamusic @fattybassman
actually mash up the dance tonight, you mans were heavy! #gwarn
yo Cam @camjerome33
I know you can't comment but this Kenwyne Jones, Pigs head in the locker story..... what you saying G, was that you?
Kenwyne Jones smashes Stoke teammate's windscreen after discovering a pig's head in his locker: sulia.com/my_thoughts/2b…
Who would put a bloody pigs head in a Rastamans training locker? When I tell you that gross racism is making a... fb.me/NdzsPNaZ
Danny Simpson is said to be in distress after finding his Girlfriend Tulisas decapitated head in Kenwyne Jones' locker
Why is the Kenwyne Jones Pigs head story making me chuckle...... bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footba…
If you're in London tonight, Mr. @AlexanderNut
is playing in Shoreditch. Guaranteed vibes. pic.twitter.com/mTBbvrKIxA
I had to follow @FinallyMario
I'm genuinely intrigued as to what Voytech is doing nextdoor, sounds like a 72 hour long feng shui session.....
I heard a lot of people have been having trouble recognising me now I have a beard..... pic.twitter.com/two4LoQhVB
predictive text lives to embarrass me, #comeonson
you're supposed to be helping.....
My brother just came home from work with all this good food made today. He rescued them from the bins… instagram.com/p/ZV09R6gtJs/
I need to get the Echofon app just for the mute facility
Days before her death she told neighbours: “I can’t afford to live any more.” mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…
Good morning, #warning
I would describe the current temperature outside my duvet as inhumane.
I hate sparklers on bottles... it's like a welcome sign for all the bottle hoes to flock over and buff everyone for free drinks
Good call from @H3ADPhOnZ4REAL
featuring David Axelrod on bexperimental.com
can't wait to check this feature out! @b_experimental
I also can finally give a date for a new feature I've been working on for @b_experimental
It's called RPM's and will be up this Monday.
RPM's:David Axelrod ow.ly/2wQ2jd
"Best Friends should never fight over the same girl because even if one wins they both lose"
We know the doctors make a profit when they keep us from our coffins but don't cure disease youtu.be/NVicLCvV_Z0
Done Deal: Liverpool Reportedly Agree Move to Sign £25m Ajax Pair caughtoffside.com/2013/05/13/don… #LFC
Laughing at every film extra that had to dance out of time because they dubbed the music on in the edit.....
Entourage DVD marathon makes me want that life. #AllThatGlitters
It's getting harder and harder to convince my subconscious that we need money so we should be hired guns!
Sometimes I worry that I'm sabotaging my own success. Afraid to leave my comfort zone.
Made a little video today, after spending my afternoon with a few homeless people in london.. youtube.com/watch?v=Jayf1C…
"I want a woman that's going to arouse my intellect as well as my loins"
I really have to make this effort to remember to take deep breaths in and out! I spend way too much time shallow breathing!
I've decided to wreck shop my body clock and just not sleep tonight I'm planning to wake up around 10pm tomorrow.....
"We leap, and hope to god we can fly, because otherwise we just drop like a rock wondering the whole way down, why in the hell did I jump."
Terminally single, what's the definition of insanity again? "a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder"
Truth be told I'm not there yet, I hate the concept of money but I'm still a consumer, I don't grow my own food..... yet.....
All these people in this city, working, paying, spending, trying to save, maybe they'll find happiness when they retire.....
I have mad respect for my ex housemate, one morning he decided to catch a flight, build a farm and be happy.
WTF NOLA. Gunmen shoot up a Mother’s Day second line in New Orleans today. 17 injured. m.usatoday.com/article/news/2…
"Sometimes it's really hard to see the forest through the sleaze"
Chasing money definitely led to some of my mistakes in judgement, fortunately I didn't miss the opportunity to learn a lesson.
What's more valuable to you an opportunity to grow financially or spiritually, silly question right? Should be but it seems money motivates!
"You can't really know where you're going until you know where you've been"
There's more to life than watching other people live it.