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Odette Cruz
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Cheer up a cold, wet dreary day with a shot of the pOny Art Gallery! OH THE COLORS!!! ponytheband.com/gallery/
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You know it's f%$#*ing freezing when you take a trip to Hoth to warm up. #polarvortex #starwars
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HAPPY 3597! Gonna be the best year yet!
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You think this weather is bad? Try visiting a planet where the snow is HOT.
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Product Idea: A “personal massager” that looks like a Dalek. The perfect gift for all the pervnerds on your list! #DrWho
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Does it count as a violation of the Prime Directive if you have sex with a talking half cow/half gymnast? They initiated it!
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Some of our diehard fans circa 1994. Ain't they cute?? ow.ly/i/3QfFP
Mondays suck right? We don't have jobs, so we wouldn't know.
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Sometimes we call K.E.V.I.N. “Data” because it annoys him. Which is exactly why we do it. We’re not what you’d call mature.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who? AN ALTERNATE FUTURE. #NerdJokes #DrWho
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So far, the scariest dimension yet was the one where EVERYONE was that woman who over-decorates her cubicle. F*cking terrifying.
RT @pOnytheband: Hurtling through space pondering the physics of inter-dimensional travel and string theory. JUST KIDDING WE’RE WASTED!!!
RT @pOnytheband: Alternate realities are like cable channels. Way too many, and most of them just show Big Bang Theory re-runs. #bazinga
RT @JohnDC: Incredibly beautiful words. @RollingStone: Laurie Anderson's Farewell to Lou Reed rol.st/1aF8CDG
RT @pOnytheband: Wow, that last dimension-hop was ROUGH. President Kardashian hated our music then tried to pay us in false eyelashes. WTF??
RT @pOnytheband: Rick Rubin Returns to Dorm Room Where Def Jam Records Began ow.ly/qsYOV via @ComplexMusic
RT @pOnytheband: New York Dolls...do you think u could make it with.. "Frankenstein" ow.ly/qmk4y #halloween #newyorkdolls
what the heck am I doing up this early? getting psyched for HALLOWEEN!!!
RT @pOnytheband: Parallel universes are filled with parallel assholes.
RT @pOnytheband: Who knew there was a dimension populated exclusively by smoking babies? Babies? Smoking constantly? ow.ly/i/3vxR0
RT @pOnytheband: And now we’re in dimension where they all communicate in guitar riffs. @PaulineTpOny just told them “hopscotch shoes gi...
"The multiverse a very f*cked up place. Or technically, are very f*cked up places that occupy the same f*cked up space/time" - @pOnytheband