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Cheer up a cold, wet dreary day with a shot of the pOny Art Gallery! OH THE COLORS!!!
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You know it's f%$#*ing freezing when you take a trip to Hoth to warm up. #polarvortex #starwars
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HAPPY 3597! Gonna be the best year yet!
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You think this weather is bad? Try visiting a planet where the snow is HOT.
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Product Idea: A “personal massager” that looks like a Dalek. The perfect gift for all the pervnerds on your list! #DrWho
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Does it count as a violation of the Prime Directive if you have sex with a talking half cow/half gymnast? They initiated it!
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Some of our diehard fans circa 1994. Ain't they cute??
Mondays suck right? We don't have jobs, so we wouldn't know.
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Sometimes we call K.E.V.I.N. “Data” because it annoys him. Which is exactly why we do it. We’re not what you’d call mature.
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who? AN ALTERNATE FUTURE. #NerdJokes #DrWho
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So far, the scariest dimension yet was the one where EVERYONE was that woman who over-decorates her cubicle. F*cking terrifying.
RT @pOnytheband: Hurtling through space pondering the physics of inter-dimensional travel and string theory. JUST KIDDING WE’RE WASTED!!!
RT @pOnytheband: Alternate realities are like cable channels. Way too many, and most of them just show Big Bang Theory re-runs. #bazinga
RT @JohnDC: Incredibly beautiful words. @RollingStone: Laurie Anderson's Farewell to Lou Reed
RT @pOnytheband: Wow, that last dimension-hop was ROUGH. President Kardashian hated our music then tried to pay us in false eyelashes. WTF??
RT @pOnytheband: Rick Rubin Returns to Dorm Room Where Def Jam Records Began via @ComplexMusic
RT @pOnytheband: New York you think u could make it with.. "Frankenstein" #halloween #newyorkdolls
what the heck am I doing up this early? getting psyched for HALLOWEEN!!!
RT @pOnytheband: Parallel universes are filled with parallel assholes.
RT @pOnytheband: Who knew there was a dimension populated exclusively by smoking babies? Babies? Smoking constantly?
RT @pOnytheband: And now we’re in dimension where they all communicate in guitar riffs. @PaulineTpOny just told them “hopscotch shoes gi...
"The multiverse a very f*cked up place. Or technically, are very f*cked up places that occupy the same f*cked up space/time" - @pOnytheband
Hey, at least they show up to our shows! RT @pOnytheband: We’ve seen the future. We didn’t realize the movie #Idiocracy was a documentary.
Nah, they started it. RT @pOnytheband: Does it count as a violation of the Prime Directive if you have sex with a talking half cow/half...
RT @pOnytheband: Just entered a timeline that makes the #Watchmen comic look like a rom-com. @YoshikopOny likes it a little too much.
What a surprise this was tweeted at 4:20 by @pOnytheband: "Wormhole is a funny word. Worm. Hole. Wormhole. #high"
24 hours til the @pOnytheband crew hits #NYCC!!! Who wants shwag?
RT @pOnytheband: Pro Tip: When purchasing tampons on another planet, be sure to specify “Earth Lady.” Trust us on this one.
RT @pOnytheband:Hurtling through space pondering the physics of inter-dimensional travel and string theory. JUST KIDDING WE’RE WASTED! #TGIF
Crazy Aliens! RT @pOnytheband: Who knew there were so many ways to offend alien beings? Lighten up, bitches!
really? of course you would Nina. RT @NinaLpOny: awwww I think K.E.V.I.N. is kinda cute @pOnytheband @YoshikopOny
RT @pOnytheband: Have you ever taught a 7-foot tall sentient jellyfish how to play a Bo Diddley riff? It’s awesome and a little gross.
RT @pOnytheband: Sometimes it’s hard to tell if this paranoia is legit or herbally induced. But something seems to be following us.
You're right, there were NO winners ewww RT @pOnytheband: We used to play a game in the 80s called “What Will That Payphone Receiver...
RT @pOnytheband: Alternate timelines are SO freaky. It looks just like NYC only everyone has Hitler mustaches. Even the babies.
I know you're following me on Twitter but are you following me on Facebook? DO IT!…
RT @pOnytheband:T.W.A.T. travels through time, space & dimensions, but they didn't install a cigarette lighter WTF??
RT @pOnytheband: Just played a gig in 16th-cent England. We blew their wimples off! Now a big hooded dude is sharpening something gotta go!
Humpday is rockin!
when is it that you don't want a big pepperoni? haha RT @NinaLpOny: PEPPERONI please..... @pOnytheband @YoshikopOny @jeremoss
RT @pOnytheband: We love Arturo's Pizza, fugghettabout it! via @jeremoss
Have you checked out our brand-new site and downloaded our 90's hit "Tell Me" yet? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET ON THAT.
What? You still haven't downloaded TELL ME off our NEWLY launched website? Well go do it? It's FREE and we ROCK!

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