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Hey my people, how you liking Hope and Change now? -bo
Hell, I can get away with whatever I want. You can't stop me and the media wont. -bo
@ObamaStrawman well BO im tellin U & the
#IRS now taxes are theft & i will never pay fines 4
#obamacare since im 22 & healthy
#AbolishTheIRS I now have my people at the
#IRS scanning people's twitter feeds to see what they say. I hope you don't mind being audited, Cons. -bo
So what is Memorial Day for? Is that a day to remember how great I am? -bo
Going to eat another dog tonight for dinner. -bo
I really don't care about all these scandals. I haven't really been President for the last 5 years, so nobody can blame me. -bo
I'm going to watch the news this weekend to see if there are any more scandals I've missed. -bo
Think I'll eat another dog this weekend. -bo
Some people are mean and they think I am corrupt. I am just the smartest person in the world who knows nothing. -bo
@ObamaStrawman @cheshirecat0025 ur going down. A pathetic excuse of a prezident. SMH
If I had a son, he would look like Richard Nixon. -bo
It's hard to sleep at night. -bo
I don't know anything, I've been golfing the last 5 years. It aint my fault. -bo
So, I've had a bad couple days---everybody will get over this soon and the masses (my serfs) will love me again. Do you know I'm black? -bo
I've had better weeks. Going back into my cocoon now. See ya in 3 years, 8 months, 1 day, 22 hours, 40 mins and 14 seconds. -bo
Don't worry, I'm not listening to ALL of your phone conversations. Just the ones I want to listen to. -bo
Going to kick Bo today and probably serve him up on the grille for dinner. -bo
I think it was a YouTube video that made the IRS target those Tea Party radicals. -bo
Damn Bush. Can you believe all this garbage he left me with? -bo
Remember, I'm the smartest person in the History of the World, but I have no idea what's going on. -bo
I may go golfing again tomorrow. -bo
Having a great day with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil! Thanks for your concerns about me. -bo
Don't worry, I'm fine. Partying with more Hollywood celebs today! -bo
deadline.com/interstitial/?… The government is big and complicated, it's hard for me to keep track of all the corruption, especially when I'm golfing all the time. -bo
Thank you to my friends in the media for kissing my ass during this
#Benghazi "issue" that happened because of a video. -bo
FYI, I was out back of the White House smoking the night of the Benghazi attacks that happened because of a video. -bo
Here's me---hoping to make a nice recovery on the golf course today. Sorry about the lack of economic recovery. -bo
pic.twitter.com/TQD2aOXtL7 Hitting the links again today. I need to golf more often. I don't get out enough.
Nobody cares about Benghazi, that was so long ago. -bo
So the terrorists were lovers of Islam. Too bad--I was hoping they were white boys from S, Carolina. -bo
I hate having to give this speech. -bo
Foreign student "assault" visas have killed more Americans than guns.
#Watertown #Boston @ObamaStrawman even the "Christian" ricin letterer from MS turned out to be...DEMOCRAT
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@ObamaStrawman: I'm disappointed that these terrorists are Muslims from Russia. I was hoping they were Christians from Arkansas. -bo” Haha!
I'm disappointed that these terrorists are Muslims from Russia. I was hoping they were Christians from Arkansas. -bo
I think everybody who does not agree with me is a LIAR. -bo
I was watching re-runs of me on The View yesterday. Anything big happen? I may get in a round of golf today. -bo
I am the "Scientist in-Chief" -bo
weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-na… I am
#Obama, the Great and Powerful! -bo
Doesn't N. Korea know I'm black? -bo
See what I started---soon I will destroy marriage so it will mean everything and nothing. -bo
If I had a brother who wore a hoodie, he'd look like Satan.
#ObamaIsNotSatan I still miss Hugo Chavez. How will I go on without him? -bo
I still miss Hugo Chavez- bo
Looking for a midnight snack. Where's bo? Yes, I still like
#dog. -bo
I am a Citizen of the World. -bo