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Don't worry, I'm not listening to ALL of your phone conversations. Just the ones I want to listen to. -bo
Going to kick Bo today and probably serve him up on the grille for dinner. -bo
I think it was a YouTube video that made the IRS target those Tea Party radicals. -bo
Damn Bush. Can you believe all this garbage he left me with? -bo
Remember, I'm the smartest person in the History of the World, but I have no idea what's going on. -bo
I may go golfing again tomorrow. -bo
Having a great day with Justin Timberlake and Jessica Beil! Thanks for your concerns about me. -bo
Don't worry, I'm fine. Partying with more Hollywood celebs today! -bo deadline.com/interstitial/?…
The government is big and complicated, it's hard for me to keep track of all the corruption, especially when I'm golfing all the time. -bo
Thank you to my friends in the media for kissing my ass during this #Benghazi "issue" that happened because of a video. -bo
FYI, I was out back of the White House smoking the night of the Benghazi attacks that happened because of a video. -bo
What's a Benghazi? -bo
Here's me---hoping to make a nice recovery on the golf course today. Sorry about the lack of economic recovery. -bo pic.twitter.com/TQD2aOXtL7
Hitting the links again today. I need to golf more often. I don't get out enough.
Nobody cares about Benghazi, that was so long ago. -bo
So the terrorists were lovers of Islam. Too bad--I was hoping they were white boys from S, Carolina. -bo
I hate having to give this speech. -bo
Foreign student "assault" visas have killed more Americans than guns. #Watertown #Boston
@ObamaStrawman even the "Christian" ricin letterer from MS turned out to be...DEMOCRAT
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@ObamaStrawman: I'm disappointed that these terrorists are Muslims from Russia. I was hoping they were Christians from Arkansas. -bo” Haha!
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I'm disappointed that these terrorists are Muslims from Russia. I was hoping they were Christians from Arkansas. -bo
I think everybody who does not agree with me is a LIAR. -bo
I was watching re-runs of me on The View yesterday. Anything big happen? I may get in a round of golf today. -bo
I am #Obama, the Great and Powerful! -bo
Doesn't N. Korea know I'm black? -bo
See what I started---soon I will destroy marriage so it will mean everything and nothing. -bo
If I had a brother who wore a hoodie, he'd look like Satan. #ObamaIsNotSatan
I still miss Hugo Chavez. How will I go on without him? -bo
I still miss Hugo Chavez- bo
Looking for a midnight snack. Where's bo? Yes, I still like #dog. -bo
I am a Citizen of the World. -bo
BTW, I am a Citizen of the World. Said so in Germany before my first election. -bo
I love #ObamasSequester. It will hurt Americans and I am fine with that. You Americans deserve it for all the bad you have done. -bo
@ObamaStrawman in his honor, you could change your name to Hugo & Bruce Springsteen's as last = Hugo Boss!!!!!!!
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I will do what I want with this #sequester. I am the @ImperialPres -bo
Republicans, leave me alone, I'm cleaning my golf clubs. -bo
If he keeps talkin' I'll drop a #Drone on Rand. -bo
I can bomb American's with drones if I want to. -bo
Still devastated over the loss of my Dear Socialist Dictator Friend, Hugo. -bo
As a Citizen of the World, which I am, you have to be terribly saddened by the loss of the Great Socialist Dictator, Hugo Chavez. -bo
I want to fly the flag at half-staff over the White House over the loss if my dear friend, Hugo Chavez, but they won't let me. -bo
I cried all night over the loss of the great Socialist Dictator, Hugo Chavez. Very sad say for the World. -bo
I miss Hugo already. -bo
Now Michelle says she wants dogs to go on diets. What does she expect me to eat for dinner? Where's Bo, BTW? -bo
If Republicans don't pass the #sequester this will happen in a city near you.Takin' #ThugLife on the road. youtube.com/watch?feature=…
Hopefully this gets an #Oscar next year for the plight of Black Youth in 2013. #tcot #Obama youtube.com/watch?feature=…
A beautiful video representing Black History Month 2013. #Obama #Chicago youtube.com/watch?feature=…