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Barack H Obama
Those damn Christians interrupted my golf game over the weekend by getting their heads cut off. -bo
I sent me this Valentines card. I love me soooooo much! -bo
I love Brian Williams because he helps tell my lies. #SaveBrianWilliams -bo
I love lying about the economy and hearing my friends in the media suck it all in. -bo
I would rather destroy Republicans than help America. That's who I am as a Liberal. -bo
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Bla bla bla, bullshit! -bo
It's sure fun being the Delusional President. #SOTU #Fore! -bo
We need to work across party lines to pass bipartisan bills, but I promise to veto the bills Republicans and Americans want. -bo
Now I can go out back of my White House and smoke a joint. -bo
I'm just rattling off crazy shit now. #SOTU -bo
I am so smart that I won't even say who the terrorists are. My diplomacy has worked so well to bring peace to the world. Ask France. -bo
BTW, I don't even believe this shit I'm saying tonight. Saul Alinsky just told me to say it. -bo
FYI --- Satan himself helped write my speech. -bo
I just say stupid shit and my Democrat friends cheer! -bo
I'm looking forward to flipping-off America again tonight! -bo
One day #MLKDay will be all about me. They will change the name to "Worship Barack Day" -bo
"Al Qaeda has been decimated" -bo
I'm so angry about what happened in Paris that I'm going to release more prisoners from Gitmo. -bo
Those Sunday #NFL games were much more important to me than some silly march in Paris. -bo
So what??? I was watchin football on Sunday instead of doing that little Paris March. What's the big deal? -bo
I guess even Maggie Simpson is braver than I am. Who knew she would #JeSuisCharlie? -bo
Was there some sort of rally today in Paris, who knew? -bo
That was sad to see that Workplace Violence last week in France. -bo
I'm so mad about what happened in Paris that I'm going to let a few more of those poor guys go from Gitmo. -bo
After Paris, Im going to show how tough I am on terror by releasing more Gitmo prisoners. -bo…
I'm shocked! These bad guys in France are from al Qaeda? Who knew? -bo
Dear France: There is no War on Terror, this was just workplace violence. -bo
If only I could be President for another dozen years. By then the entire nation would become a @ChicagoCesspool #hopeandchange -bo
My last two years will be a Shell Game. I will keep doing stupid ass things to piss on America and distract from my scandals. -bo
Isn't Cuba that actor guy from Jerry Macguire? -bo
All I wanna do is smoke a good Cuban. Why else would I do this? -bo
I think since we are all Immigrants and Strangers---we should let everybody become American Citizens! -bo
Ashton Carter, new Defense Secretary will "hit the ground running." Running from the enemy. -bo
Special thanks to the #IRS for sending over all those tax returns so I can audit conservatives. I love this part of the job! -bo
Just chllin with my Homies at the WH. It's fun creating racial strife in America! As always, thanks to the media for your help. -bo
Watching Titanic tonight --- hey Leo Dicaprio, I'M the King of The World! -bo
Is today a holiday? My staff hasn't rold me yet. -bo
After telling Americans not to go to #LasVegas and spend their money, its great to go to Las Vegas and spend their $
I don't even believe this shit I'm saying. -bo
Smokin some great Columbian weed out back of the WH before my big speech. -bo
I may take up smoking again---but it won't always be tobacco. #WhoCares? -bo
Sometimes I feel like a 10 year old child --- I can do whatever I want, I'm the President! -bo
I missed an easy putt on the 9th green at Congressional CC today. Damn Republicans! -bo
If I never see the results of last nights election, does that mean it really didn't happen? -bo
Was there an election last night? I was busy chummin with the boys out back of the W House last night so I didn't see. -bo