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Barack H Obama
It's more important to me to send troops to Africa to fight Ebola than it is to send them to protect that border thing south of here. -bo
This is a big country with a lot of moving parts. It's hard for even a Cold Hearted Social Engineer like myself to run it all. -bo
Somebody told me today was a holiday. I don't know that. I would've gone golfing had I known. Damn! What holiday did I miss? -bo
I am a "citizen of the world" and there is "no world order of nations." -bo
Yes, it's more important that I protect Africans from Ebola than I protect America from foreign invasion from the south, or terrorism. -bo
I promised NO BOOTS on the ground in Iraq --- so I am now issuing these Camo Nikes. -bo pic.twitter.com/wIhdnR733w
I spend more time with my strategy on my Fantasy Football team than I do with my strategy on #ISIL. I'm the Prez, yo! -bo
Don't worry, if I send troops to fight #ISIL, to keep my promise their boots will not touch the ground. I will get them Nike golf shoes. -bo
Wait, does this picture show me with horns? Those curtians are being removed and destroyed! -bo pic.twitter.com/2kaJyAKaHT
Hope you all enjoyed my Big Speech last night on #ISIS #ISL. We are still waiting on polling to see if I liked it -bo pic.twitter.com/lToo2xaVsL
Some last minute preps for my Big Speech tonight! Watch out #ISIL, I've got my 9 iron! -bo pic.twitter.com/PB4vuMZuFQ
My #ISIS strategy? My caddie says use a sand wedge. -bo pic.twitter.com/UuX2IxvVch
You know what I'd rather be doing than giving this stupid speech today about those folks in the Middle East? -bo pic.twitter.com/fRN5HsXxVw
I've heard I'm supposed to give a speech tomorrow. Still don't know what they're going to tell me to say. #NoStrategy -bo
I have #NoStrategy on how to play the back 9 at Congressional CC today. -bo
Joan Rivers said I was gay and Michelle was a tranny. Perhaps her death was no accident. See Clinton's and Ron Brown/Vince Foster. -bo
Don't worry, I do have a strategy for my vacation tomorrow. #LaborDay #LaborDayWeekend #NoStrategyYet -bo
Looking forward to my vacation for this #LaborDay It's been a long time since my last vacation. -bo
Uh, I don't have a strategy, for, uh---ISIL. See ya, gotta go hit some practice balls! -bo pic.twitter.com/KKvmuUC9jE
@ObamaStrawman Mr. Obama, what do you plan to do about the seriousness of the shortage of golf balls in this country? It's an outrage!
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I've got a busy weekend planned---lots of fundraising to do! -bo jammiewf.com/2014/thanks-ob…
Of course I don't have a strategy on fighting #ISIS. I've been very busy working on my short game the last 4 yrs. -bo pic.twitter.com/QcrFJXas2g
Ugh, back to work in this big, ugly how's that has the name I hate to say. #idRatherBeChummingPot -bo
If I keep playing golf, America will keep falling. That's the Dream of My Father. -bo
As long as I keep people thinking about #Ferguson, they'll forget about all my scandals. -bo
I wish I could play golf at night, in the dark. Hey, maybe I can build me a lighted golf course using taxpayer dollars! -bo
Please #RT this pic of me with my Nobel Peace Prize. It will scare the bad guys. -bo pic.twitter.com/9Ht9wIJLHp
All this talk about #ISIS and be-headings has interrupted my golf game. Back out on the course now though! -bo
The way we fix #Ferguson is for me to give another speech. -bo
I gave a speech already --- so that should've fixed things in #Ferguson. -bo
Looks like I fixed the problem in #Ferguson. I waved my Magic Cigarette and stopped the violence! -bo
I'm sending troops to invade #LasVegas for them beating my Chicago team at #LLWS. Drones and F-16s
My advisors tell me I fixed the problem in #Ferguson and I can play another round of golf today. Damn, I'm good! -bo
I guess I solved the problem in #Ferguson. Back to the driving range! -bo
What was I doing the night of #Benghazi? Hell, I don't know---I was too stoned. -bo
Hey. I'm coming back from my vacation to make a Racist Speech! How's that for dedication? See, I really do care! -bo
People are asking why I'm coming back to DC this weekend. Hey, I'm getting away from Michelle --- whaddya think? -bo
So what if Christians are being killed by ISIS. This is Bush's Fault! Besides, I'm sending them sandwiches for their Last Meal. -bo
So what? I took credit for ending the war when it was expedient, then blamed Bush for the withdraw when it was expedient. You surprised? -bo
I vote present. What else did you think I was going to do? -bo
I'm so glad that I have been able to unite America and there are no more racial divisions in this country. #Hope #Change -bo
I sure like playing President, but I hate being President. -bo
So glad to get out of DC and start my vacation! It had been a couple weeks since my last vacay -bo
No way in hell did I want to give that speech tonight --- could anybody tell? -bo
I say Hamas is "acting irresponsibly" sort of like how children misbehave. I am talking tough now! #GoingGolfing -bo
Woooo hoooo another full day of pissing on America! -bo
I hope you heard about my #MonstersBall at the White House. These African Dictators are my friends --- deal with it White Folk! -bo
For my bday I want a UNIKITTY from LEGOLAND movie. She is from Cloud Cuckoo Land, capital of rainbows and puppies -bo pic.twitter.com/PFhWmhSVXz
Don't forget---TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! Celebrate it, or YOU WILL BE DESTROYED! Shortly this will be a National Holiday. -bo
This is what I want for my birthday and everyday. Golf will be my legacy. -bo pic.twitter.com/46hluczsz1