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Barack H Obama

I said I supported these protesters! Yes, I do. It's fun to watch them from my vacation on Billionaire Island. -bo…
People seem shocked that I'm on vacation on a billionaires island. Hell that's all I did over the last eight years.……
Remember when I stopped Cuban refugees from coming to the US because of my love for the Commie Castro? My media said nothing! -bo
When I was Prez I bashed the hell out of Bush and he sat in Crawford and said nothing. So, do I return the favor? Hell no! I bash Trump! -bo
Anybody remember when I banned Iraqi Refugees for 6 months? Nope, didn't think so. It was 2011 and nobody rioted because they loved me. -bo
We should let more refugees in from Muslin countries. Soon we will have Sharia Law in the USA. -bo
Cashing In: The Obamas Could Become Wealthier Than The Clintons - Now this is what I'm talking about! -bo…
Nice of me to send Palestinian Terrorists $221 mil of your money before I left office. -bo
Does anybody remember me? -bo
Smokin a blunt outside the hotel in Palm Springs. It will help me sleep tonight. -bo
Love hanging in Palm Springs. Hanging with my #LGBT homies! Got a tee time tomorrow. -bo
Damn - Everything I spent 8 years doing is going to be undone this weekend. -bo
Got an hour left. bo
This is the Longest Ride. -bo
So how I have to ride in this car with Trump? -bo
I am not happy about this. -bo
Plenty of time left in the WH, I have 2 hours left to pardon more criminals. -bo
They tell me I have to leave in 3 hours. -bo
4 hours left and I'm thinking of declaring a national emergency and staying in office. Maybe I will. -bo
5 hours and counting. Tick, tick, tick, tick --- I know I can't wait, how about you? -bo
6 hours left. Damn, Hildebeast was a shitty candidate. -bo
I only have 7 hours left as President. Imagine how sad all my Hollywood friends are? -bo
It's officially Jan 20th now. I have only 8 hours left as president. You can begin shedding your tears now! -bo
Wow -- I'm beginning my final day as President. Imagine all the people crying out there. Only 9 hours left. -bo
I have only 10 more hours to open the prison doors and release thousands more criminals! -bo
Only 11 more hours. -bo
In 12 hours I will come to the realization that I did one hell of a job screwing America. -bo
Only 13 hours left to live on the government dole. -bo
in 14 hours I'll be unemployed. -bo
In 15 hours I'll be headed to Palm Springs - the #LGBTQ capitol of the world. Much more fun there. -bo
Only 16 hours left and I'll be 'Free at Last, Free at Last' to destroy America behind the scenes -bo
Only 20 hours left. I've got time to smoke a couple more blunts out back of the WH - for ol time's sake. -bo
Tick, tock, tick, tock --- only 21 hours left. Still time for me to play another round of golf, or two! -bo
Hey, only 22 hours left. There's still time for me to attack Russia and start WWIII - bo
Hey, 23 hours and counting. Trying to do as much destruction as I can with the time I have left. -bo
Hey, only 24 hours left of me in the WH! -bo
Remember when I failed to salute the US Military because Bo the Dog was in my arms and that was more important?
Remember when Michelle said she hated being in the WH, that it felt like a prison? -bo
Remember when Michelle said she had never been proud of America until we got to the WH? -bo
Remember when I said there are no red states or blue states, only purple states, and my media loved me for it? -bo
Remember when I promised to fix race relations in America and made them worse? -bo
Remember when I registered at Colombia as a Foreign Student, but still claimed to be America? Somethin aint right there, folks. -bo
Remember when the first thing I did in the WH was return the Churchill Bust to England? -bo
remember when I had those Dreams of My Father that were racist? -bo
Remember when I said my white grandma was racist? -bo
Remember when Michelle made all the school kids in America heat that shitty food - in most schools it was thrown out and wasted? -bo
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