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Barack H Obama
Why is this old man trying to ruin my Party's chances of getting elected in America? We need #VoterFraud to win! -bo pic.twitter.com/HzRx4yjp62
We have completed the investigation on Bowe Bergdahl and his "deserter" status, but we won't tell you results until after the election. -bo
I have made you racist white American Democrats so wracked with White Guilt that you think you deserve Ebola. -bo pic.twitter.com/cKktr1OCJc
I like sending Susan Rice out there just to say crazy shit. She's the best at that! -bo pic.twitter.com/wqRA0IFCQf
Don't worry, just because you haven't seen me in awhile, doesn't mean I have Ebola. -bo pic.twitter.com/i5td9FrXP2
I don't think we should stop travel from Ebola Africa because the people there look like me. It is that simple. -bo pic.twitter.com/VDWDZkvISB
Don't worry my Democratic friends, I'm staying indoors and under the covers between now and the elections next month. -bo
If I had a son he would look like that Ebola Guy, Thomas Eric Duncan. -bo
I blame this #ISIL thing on Hillary. Wasn't she the Sec. of State at the time? Either that, or George W. Bush. Take your pick. -bo
I'm bored with this job. -bo
If we had better Intel, I'd know which gold course is best to play today. -bo
Thank you to that #CBS #60Minutes guy (I forget your name) for all the easy questions tonight. #Softballs! -bo
If I had a son he would look like that poor guy who cut that lady's head off in Oklahoma. -bo
Whoever hacked my phone and is now posting my favorite selfie of me on-line is now being monitored by #NSA. -bo pic.twitter.com/G7B4ALMuPx
Obama needs to replace Holder with someone even more blindly allegiant and will sacrifice his ethics for his boss. Gotta be Goodell, right?
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Hopefully I will be long gone from workin in this shitty WH by the time they find all the stuff Holder was covering up for me. -bo
I am crying crocodile tears today over losing Eric "The Red" Holder. Don't worry, the person I replace him with will be just as evil. -bo
What's the big deal everybody...I've only bombed 7 countries since I got my Nobel Peace Prize. -bo
I need another vacation. -bo
I've been busy and haven't noticed, but are our girls back yet? -bo #BringBackOurGirls
Now when we talk abt terrorists religion, we must say the "M" religion, so we don't hurt Muslims. Mormons & Methodists must deal with it -bo
I know those terrorist folks are from some religion that starts with an "M." Methodists, Mormons, Muslims --- not sure which one it is. -bo
Hope you all liked my little speech today. It was great to say such marvelous things about Muslims. -bo
So what if I didn't salute right when I kept that coffee cup in my hand. I was thirsty. -bo #ObamaSalute
Thank you @CBS #CBS and #60Minutes for not totally exposing how horrible my policies have been that have lead to the creation of #ISIL -bo
It's more important to me to send troops to Africa to fight Ebola than it is to send them to protect that border thing south of here. -bo
This is a big country with a lot of moving parts. It's hard for even a Cold Hearted Social Engineer like myself to run it all. -bo
Somebody told me today was a holiday. I don't know that. I would've gone golfing had I known. Damn! What holiday did I miss? -bo
I am a "citizen of the world" and there is "no world order of nations." -bo
Yes, it's more important that I protect Africans from Ebola than I protect America from foreign invasion from the south, or terrorism. -bo
I promised NO BOOTS on the ground in Iraq --- so I am now issuing these Camo Nikes. -bo pic.twitter.com/wIhdnR733w
I spend more time with my strategy on my Fantasy Football team than I do with my strategy on #ISIL. I'm the Prez, yo! -bo
Don't worry, if I send troops to fight #ISIL, to keep my promise their boots will not touch the ground. I will get them Nike golf shoes. -bo
Wait, does this picture show me with horns? Those curtians are being removed and destroyed! -bo pic.twitter.com/2kaJyAKaHT
Hope you all enjoyed my Big Speech last night on #ISIS #ISL. We are still waiting on polling to see if I liked it -bo pic.twitter.com/lToo2xaVsL
Some last minute preps for my Big Speech tonight! Watch out #ISIL, I've got my 9 iron! -bo pic.twitter.com/PB4vuMZuFQ
My #ISIS strategy? My caddie says use a sand wedge. -bo pic.twitter.com/UuX2IxvVch
You know what I'd rather be doing than giving this stupid speech today about those folks in the Middle East? -bo pic.twitter.com/fRN5HsXxVw
I've heard I'm supposed to give a speech tomorrow. Still don't know what they're going to tell me to say. #NoStrategy -bo
I have #NoStrategy on how to play the back 9 at Congressional CC today. -bo
Joan Rivers said I was gay and Michelle was a tranny. Perhaps her death was no accident. See Clinton's and Ron Brown/Vince Foster. -bo
Don't worry, I do have a strategy for my vacation tomorrow. #LaborDay #LaborDayWeekend #NoStrategyYet -bo
Looking forward to my vacation for this #LaborDay It's been a long time since my last vacation. -bo
Uh, I don't have a strategy, for, uh---ISIL. See ya, gotta go hit some practice balls! -bo pic.twitter.com/KKvmuUC9jE
@ObamaStrawman Mr. Obama, what do you plan to do about the seriousness of the shortage of golf balls in this country? It's an outrage!
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I've got a busy weekend planned---lots of fundraising to do! -bo jammiewf.com/2014/thanks-ob…
Of course I don't have a strategy on fighting #ISIS. I've been very busy working on my short game the last 4 yrs. -bo pic.twitter.com/QcrFJXas2g
Ugh, back to work in this big, ugly how's that has the name I hate to say. #idRatherBeChummingPot -bo
If I keep playing golf, America will keep falling. That's the Dream of My Father. -bo
As long as I keep people thinking about #Ferguson, they'll forget about all my scandals. -bo