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Matthew Inman
entrepreneur blogging 410,058 followers
.@neiltyson Or you could sign this instead. This print is much easier to sign than a mantis shrimp.
.@neiltyson I just bought tickets to see you in Seattle in September. If I bring my pet mantis shrimp, will you sign his tummy?
It’s a happy Tuesday for Mr. Oatmeal. I got nominated for two Eisner Awards:… I’ll be at SDCC this year, too.
If you recently got a text message that said “Message not found,” that was me. I just wanted you to know I missed you lots. <3 <3
Happy news: we opened up an additional day for Beat The Blerch for those of you on the wait list.…
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We're trying to get @strippedfilm to #1 on iTunes today! Currently #3 doc and rising! Help spread the word!…
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Also, I only draw pictures of organic, free-range penises. #environment
Oh, and that last link was NSFW. Unless you work with penises for a living.
Some signage I made at Emerald City Comicon
the best thing I got at #ECCC was @Oatmeal drawing a cracked out giraffe dragon thing. I will love him forever.
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@Oatmeal Dude... Facebook just bought Oculus Rift... YOU CALLED IT ! I am now sad.
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Reminder: I’ll be at the world premiere of “Stripped” tomorrow in Hollywood.Tickets here:
.@NutellaUSA come be a sponsor at my @BeatTheBlerch race. I’m thinking a Nutella Slip n’ Slide at the finish line.
Also, we’re still looking for sponsors for @BeatTheBlerch as well as volunteers
.@Derkaderka89 Yes, I’ll be at booth #402 at @emeraldcitycon this year
Also, we’re going to add a virtual race option, so you can still get a goodie bag and run on your own time if you’d like.
You can register to be on the wait list, in case some spots open up later on…
SOLD OUT in 29 minutes! Thanks to everyone who registered for Beat The Blerch.
REMINDER: registration for the race opens up tomorrow at 9am Pacific time! Here's the link to register:…
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Just finished watching "Frozen." Super pissed it didn't end with Jack Torrance in a hedge maze.
.@NASA QUESTION: when a screaming infant is jettisoned from your spacecraft and burns up on re-entry, is this called a baby shower?
I can bribe you with 0.0 (zero point zero) Blerch stickers…