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Matthew Inman
Went to Trader Joes tonight and mistakes were made pic.twitter.com/wq71jDtnIg
This is what 400 runners in Christmas lights looks like from an aerial drone @BeatTheBlerch vimeo.com/114720107 pic.twitter.com/EB2roxonCi
Citizens of Seattle: Come join me tonight free 5k/10k around Green Lake facebook.com/events/7431007… pic.twitter.com/UQgFB5yW2f
Addressing a little spelling pet peeve of mine pic.twitter.com/CyL2TsPnZI
Murakami and McCarthy go to Starbucks. Thanks @karpantschof. pic.twitter.com/tWi7YNcgFg
Do not follow the FSM he is a false prophet. Proof of Lord Jibbers ksl.com/?sid=32627677&… pic.twitter.com/enKtwq2CGM
For recent converts to Crustaceanity, Jibbers Crabst bumper stickers are now available shop.theoatmeal.com/products/jibbe… pic.twitter.com/z37puy6vEi
Come run with us at Green Lake. Free Blerch 5k/10k run on Sunday, Dec. 14th facebook.com/events/7431007… pic.twitter.com/7zQJHc06II
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I'm speaking/attending JoCo Cruise in Feb. It's like summer camp for nerds, but on a boat jococruisecrazy.com pic.twitter.com/1VfB6Yphni
NEW: I do not believe in Charles Darwin's theory of natural selection theoatmeal.com/blog/jibbers_c… pic.twitter.com/eA2OD8Yp2t
Sriracha candy canes are the hero your mouth deserves, but not the one it needs right now shop.theoatmeal.com/products/srira… pic.twitter.com/uOTeu7XeZl
I can't stand the thought of waking up one morning and not being able to look into your eyes theoatmeal.com/horrible pic.twitter.com/cRFMh2qlZQ