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Matthew Inman
Come to one of my book signings and I'll draw you a hairy potato.
.@doctorow @Oatmeal Guys, most of history happened because of terrible people. We wouldn't have advanced this far without them. Get over it.
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My new book just got on the New York Times Best-Sellers list! To everyone who bought a copy: THANK YOU!
See you tomorrow, Naperville. Book tour details here: Also, a pic of my ride is attached.
Come run with me in Central Park tonight. There will be Blerches and cake.…
Columbus Day nixed in Seattle, changed to Indigenous People's Day. I <3 you, Seattle.…
.@GillianA I did a book signing tonight in NYC and I saw we were buddies in this display. Please marry me. I <3 you.
#NYC — Don't miss out! @Oatmeal will be signing @BNBuzz in Tribeca TONIGHT at 6pm ET. RSVP here:…
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Trails runners vs. mountain goats
This is my favorite page out of "Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants"
Well, I guess that makes it official now. @theblerch
Join @Oatmeal for a Beat The Blerch Fun Run in Central Park on Oct 8!…
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.@Oatmeal ... 'Downton Abbey' runners attacked by giant Japanese hornets during race via @MailOnline
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In #NYC? Join @Oatmeal on 10/8 for a fun run + book signing in Central Park! Details here:
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The Oatmeal is coming! Matthew Inman aka @Oatmeal to sign his book @BN_Vanderbilt Oct. 10:
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Los Angeles: see you tonight at The Grove. 5:45pm for a 5k run at Nike, 7:30pm for a book signing at B&N.
COMIC: The crap we put up getting on and off an airplane
Whoa- @Oatmeal's new book was published TODAY and it's already #5 on Amazon… !!!!!!!
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Excited to be seeing @JadAbumrad of @Radiolab at Benaroya tonight. So excited I drew Jad as my favorite animal.
COMIC: They say that water cannot be created or destroyed
Came home from an uninspiring run to my preorder of @Oatmeal's new running book! Perfect timing! #ibelieveintheblerch
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Also, thanks to everyone who preordered my new book. You're the reason I get to do this for a living.
MY NEW BOOK SHIPS TODAY! And it's only 10 bucks!
Citizens of #NYC: I'm doing a 4 mile @BeatTheBlerch run in Central Park. There will be cake.
THANK YOU, BACKERS! We’re closing in on nearly $400,000 raised in 5 days.…
I found myself at a baby shower today where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a whiteboard
Instead of an improved battery life ... #iphone6
A memorial run is planned for the man who died at the @BeatTheBlerch Half:
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@Oatmeal Will you have 100 Serbian dinar bills at the Tesla gift shop?
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I'm gonna do a @reddit_AMA on Tuesday, September 30th. Proof is attached.
Between the shirts and the bricks, we’ve raised nearly $170,000 in less than 24 hours.…
I got permission from @TeslaMotors to sell these. For each shirt sold, $15 goes to the museum…