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Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
Life is better in the summer.
Good morning world. If you're able to see this tweet, you're blessed. Have a good productive day! X
Since beauty got easier to get, intelligence got harder to find.
Apple may have dodged billions in U.S. taxes, but the profits allowed Chinese child laborers to finally see dozens of pictures of real food.
Do you want to make money out of social networking?
Step 1. Go to 'settings'
Step 2. 'Deactivate your account'
Step 3. Go back to work!
Happiness is being happy with what you have.
#showtime
Retweet if you can't wait for Summer 2013.
Life tip: when nothing goes right, go to sleep
A cop stopped me & asked "do you know why I followed you" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail.
Does anyone have an Apple developer account?
Fijne Pinksteren gewenst iedereen. Geniet van het zonnetje...
Retweet if you are having a lazy Sunday.
That awkward moment when you wake up early on the weekend for no reason.
#denmark is the winnar of
#eurovision 2013
Respect to The Netherland and Anouk 4 not playing with short dresses and massive special effects, just a lady and a big voice.
#eurovision Dear European Friends and followers! Please , vote for
#Anouk (The Netherlands) Thank you xx
#Eurovision #RETWEET Vote for The Netherlands if you are planning to vote in
#eurovision thanks x
Dear European Friends and followers! Please , vote tonight for
#Anouk (The Netherlands) Thank you xx
#Eurovision #RETWEET #RETWEET THIS IF YOU THINK YOUR CONTRY WILL COME LAST IN
#EUROVISION ╲╲╭━┻┻┻┻━╮╱╱┏┓╱╱ ╲╭┫╭━╮╭━┓┣╮╱┣┫╱╱ ┈┃┃┃▆┃┃▋┃┃┃╭╯╰╮┈ ┈╰┫┗━╭╮━╯┣╯┃╭╮┃┈ ┈┈┃╰┳┳━━╯┃┈┃╳╳┃┈ ╱╱┃╲╰╯╱╱╱┃╲┃╰╯┃╲ ╱╱╰━┳━━┳━╯╲┗━━┛╲ CHEEEEEERS
RETWEET THIS IF YOU THINK YOUR CONTRY WILL COME LAST IN
#EUROVISION Tonight.
#Eurovision. Retweet if you'll watch it.
Excuse me, miss, you’ve got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
Dear European Friends and followers! Please , vote tonight for
#Anouk (The Netherlands) Thank you x
#Eurovision #RETWEET Time is not measured by a watch, but by moments.
Saturday :-)
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I want to have a party and invite you all !
Where in the world are you reading this tweet from?
Denmark gaat winnen :-(..
#eurovision "Nobody can take away your pain, so dont let anyone take away your happiness."
Good morning beautiful world !! Ready to start the day with a positive attitude :)
For everyone going out tonight. Party Hard but Be Smart & Be Safe X
Haha... I found a real cool site where you can make any website to fart!
fartalizer.com Check it out!!
Net een interview gegeven over het gebruiken van reptielen tijdens Entertainement op basis van een nieuwe programma gisteren avond op
#RTL5 R-E-T-W-E-E-T if you don't smoke cigarettes. ┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊◢◤┊┊┊╭╯╭╯ ┊┏━━━┳━◢◤━━━┓╯╭╯┊ ┊┗━━━┻◢◤━━━━┛┈╯┊┊ ┊┊┊┊┊◢◤┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊┊
HOPE = (H)ave (O)nly (P)ositive (E)xpectations
FRIDAY :-)
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finally it's Friday..thought this week would never end.
Jealousy shows you care & it also shows you're insecure.
Wow did you ever notice this....
pic.twitter.com/unsJciXT2O "When you fall, I'll always be there for you." -Floor
New #Business card