Working nice and earlier tomorrow, I got my bottle of baileys and coffee ready.
me: for christmas i want a dragon
santa: be realistic
me: ok i want boyfriend
santa: what color do you want your dragon to be
Days off? More like hangover recovery days for me. #PartyAllNighter #hangover
Hm I should probably start Christmas shopping. Hah shit #wtf #Christmas
“why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
family member: what are you doing with your life?
me: it's a surprise
I need to make $10,000, sleep for 4 days, and have a 4.0 GPA by tomorrow.
when you see your friend being all buddy buddy with a bitch they talked shit about yesterday
I hate when ppl ask what I'm doing tomorrow like no offense but I don't know what I'm doing right now
girl: ur so pretty!
me: *sobs* So prECIOUS & Pure, whathav e i dOne to desERve thiS BLESISNG
boy: ur so pretty!
me: ok 1. i kno 2. did i ask
Things I want: snuggles
Things I receive: struggles
“your lips look so chapped”
My mom doesn't understand how good I am.
#me #motivation #truth
Photoset: booasaur: The Returned (2015) - 1x07 - Julie and Nikki tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1uKO7Gb
"I’m lost, I’m vulnerable, but you know what? I fight. I give everything I got to fight this sadness..." tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1uKM-a9
"Well for fuck sakes I’m sorry I’m not perfect we all have our own problems." tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1uCRtLo
I know I'm not the only one 😂S
Where I went last night according to drunk mode
Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope
"I don’t know what I want anymore, I’ve fallen into a hole, and I just don’t know how to get out. My..." tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1twrM0L
"I’m the one who ruined me: I did it myself. I deserve it." - (via savemebeforeienditall) tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1twqZxu
"I am slowly falling into a hole of darkness and I’m not quite sure how to get myself out." - via ;... tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1twqVRm
Send me a number🌀 - geeeeeegg: transposedminds: thotess: heyitsme-z: 1. Post a picture of you? 2. Would you...tmblr.co/ZDLPAm1twpdpc
Walking in the first day of school like vine.co/v/eXqVj60iOgM
me on my wedding day: u still like me right?
Dude its just one of those days at work #food #fun #workinghard
"Why you always workin???"
Me: omg mom I forgot my birth control at home!!!
Mom:it's not like u need it, ur not sexually active
I'm actually so lost without my wallet. #whoami #whatsmyname #imcrying
laptop: *makes weird noises*
me: babe, u ok? :(
Forgot my wallet today.... #whoami #im5 #omg #fml
*falls into trashcan*
nice so good to finally be home
MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
It looks like my boss got a stick up her ass the way she be treating her employees #ihavefeelings #canyounot #hate
everyone is gonna regret not falling inlove w/ me when i become hot