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Scott Simon
"I promise that HR is toiling 16 hours a day, plus weekends, until the problem is solved." onion.com/1PxN0tQ
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Day 143. Looks like the #sun painted a Rothko on its way out. Good night from @Space_Station! #YearInSpace
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Women's right to vote in United States was guaranteed by Nineteenth Amendment, ratified 95 years ago tomorrow:
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[Graphic] - If #ISIS had done this, it would be front-page news worldwide. But #Assad did it, so it doesn’t matter.
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A little visitor to my home today 😄i
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Saw trailer for Burnt tinyurl.com/ozx395m Bradley Cooper cast as chef as he so closely resembles our pal @Rick_Bayless
After the most recent season of @TrueDetective, @HBO had to go in hard for a talented duo with a lot of chemistry.
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Automated system Calistoga Roastery uses to track bagels. Gonnavmake an app of it & make a fortune;
A sign for @RandPaul to use in next debate: j
It is permissible under some circumstances to tell a woman, "Great tail":
Thanks to @Copperfields Calistoga for letting two young readers read til heart's content:
A call from the FBI ended a 35-year mystery about my father's stolen Stradivarius. n.pr/1T3MnbG
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Priceless treat shared w/ daughters at @sonomafair
See? Our daughters can walk on water! @sonomafair
Paulina writes her pony name w/ wiki-stixs -Elise🐬& Paulina�8m
A 37-Year-Old Journeyman Just Set Minor League Baseball's All-Time Home Run Record bit.ly/1N7ELmQ
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Paulina made bowling game-Elise🐬 Paulina�Kx
My horse out of wikki stixs-Elise🐬P
Dinner, horse sculpture, speaks for itself. Bon a petit!
Artwork in our hotel room. Daughters call it Lady Sniffing Her Underarms. True classic:
Breakfast, Ferry Bldg, SF, Frog Hollow Farm stand. Not cold pizza, is it?
For @pennjillette & @MrTeller's Magical Partnership, The Trick Is Telling The Truth n.pr/1IaLhIj
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