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Stay away from Me.
I left all that at Facebook.
I was reading my old retweets and accidentally I tried to retweet it again ... Twitter is so nice.. (:
Uh-oh. Fox has drones. I knew it would come to this.
There is no substitute for someone who gets you.
Pills got My nose sweating!
My skin inflamed! Tingle Time!
U know i gotta keep it pimpin baby
every tweet ever sent sucks.
Want some cheese on your cheese sandwich?
When I said I wanted to be in your junk, I didn't mean flag my emails as spam.
I've made your life a living hell on Twitter..
Damn, I am good..
A catfish calling out tweet thieves.
This place is glorious.
Tip for guys seeking a new lady: she doesn't want to talk to you.
None of them want to talk to you, go home and cry, loser.
Me: Hey, nice dragon. What's his name?
Daenerys Targaryen: Drogon
Me: You named your dragon Drogon?
DT: Yes. Hey, meet my tiger Torger.
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Pro Tip: Don't let her forget how to smile.
Fuck off computer; I'll restart you when I want to.
Relationship status: no dishes to wash thanks to paper plates
Getting high is an act. Being high is a state of mind.
I know what I'm doing
Me right before stepping into trouble
emotional agony is a drug for some and they are forever in search of their dealer
I want you to look in my eyes and tell me a story without speaking. A story about all the things you are going to make me want to do.
I filed a restraining order against him, stating he should stay the hell out of my mind.
" My friend ". Two of the most powerful and comforting words when said together .
Is there anything more powerful or enabling as pure love and laughter in a friendship?
I’m still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant’s bathroom…
I hope everything is ok.
if you know you're in the middle of nowhere, you aren't actually lost...
i say stupid things everyday, i leave my samples on twitter for comments...
I hate it when your singing along with a song and the singer gets the words wrong.
Just because you blame yourself doesn’t mean you can’t pin it on someone else.
Her: The secret ingredient is love.
Him: *Stops chewing* *Slowly backs away for five miles*
The trouble began when I wanted to matter to you.
It's pretty ridiculous how long and how much you can miss someone.
My brain is overrun by memories.
I guess I'm not as special as I thought I was after all...
You say you're stuck in darkness, but I can see your heart shining from miles away. Just take off your blindfold.
Anxiety is a lot of things, logical isn't one of them.
If you look close enough you'll see that I did something wrong. It's impressive.
Most people do what makes them happy but we aren't most people.
I can hear my brain trying to repair itself and failing.
You heard bad things about me?
Not all beauty is on the outside, it starts with a beautiful heart.
Maybe it's just that we're petrified of doing life the easy way
You're the best part of forever!
Gonna beat my head against the wall. Maybe cry a little bit. Start drinking.
Pray you have one love in your lifetime that ruins you.
What would you have TODAY...
...if you woke up with only those things you were truly grateful for yesterday?
I tried pursuing contentment, but intoxication was much more attainable.