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A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
I once dated an amputee that was really into me but I had to cut her off.
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Aren't all engagement rings really just blood diamonds
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Compliment of the day: "You're quite young to have kids that old".
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My internet was down for almost 4 minutes, I'm OK but the 911 operator was a total bitch about it.
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There's no "I" in team, but there are three in narcissistic.
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Sorry I didn't text you back, I was busy not texting you.
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Will somebody speak my mind please!
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Don't stop dreaming when you wake up.
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I want the window back that looked out on something worth looking for.
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my 'haha' is more genuine than my 'lol.'
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please don't interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
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don't smile back. it can lead to a conversation.
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Im at my most British when I spell the word colour correctly.
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I've cured every one of my STDS with fire
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It's all about heart, Twitter. Yes, I'm watching Rocky Balboa. But still.
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Looking for a guy who goes down as quickly as my phone battery...
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Reconstructive surgery, but for your face in my mind.
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