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There's so many boat shoes and pastel shorts out today I'm mesmerized.
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if ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
Unfollowers will b unfollowed back... M moron
I have realized that whatever good comes to me,comes from God,whatever bad comes to me,God has allowed it,& I choose to be thankful for both
Everyone is just so awake. I don't understand it.
I really enjoy drinking tea. I think I might write a tweet about it.
Reality is whatever we individually believe it to be.
I wasn't meant to tweet that. Or this.
What if every day we spent awake was just another dream?
Sit behind a door and watch the ghost of breezes past flirt with the door handle.
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Being awake is such a futile endeavour.
"You're so disgusting."
An acronymonious divorce
I don't call it being alone. I call it quiet.
Don't mistake people's kindness for kindness. They probably want something
It's all about the way she says please.
sometimes it's exactly what you deserve.
Lucifer and her perks ...
The only thing I really know how to do is be me...
And sometimes I fuck that up too.
Success doesn't define you. But neither does failure.
Something defines you. I don't know what. Your mustache is pretty odd. Mustache lady.
Some people make me so happy, with a simple realisation that I'm not them.
I enjoy following accounts that tweet in different languages so I can use the translator and still not know what they're talking about.
I don't think people in their 30s that won't date people that have kids understand how life works
The beautiful thing about getting blocked is knowing that someone is thinking about you.
I have a ton of problems none of which are very important
"I'm not who you think I am in any shape or form" said the shapeshifter.
I wish people were as quick to give compassion as they are their opinion.
Ever have a daydream so superb you can actually taste the blood?
INTERVIEWER: What is a weakness of yours?
INTERVIEWER: Give me an example
ME: I can't, I'm too stupid
A magician told me to prepare to be amazed but I didn't prepare and now I've shit myself.
I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff.
"...said no one ever," said everyone ever.
[shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair.
Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap
Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murdereveryone in sight.
the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket
My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again
Facebook timelines are just a step by step account of your march toward death.