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There's so many boat shoes and pastel shorts out today I'm mesmerized.
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Retweet if you want to gain followers, follow everyone who retweets this and follow back whoever follows you Follow @VintageButeraa 🌴
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if ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
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Never lose yourself while trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
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Unfollowers will b unfollowed back... M moron
I have realized that whatever good comes to me,comes from God,whatever bad comes to me,God has allowed it,& I choose to be thankful for both
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Everyone is just so awake. I don't understand it.
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I really enjoy drinking tea. I think I might write a tweet about it.
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Reality is whatever we individually believe it to be.
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I wasn't meant to tweet that. Or this.
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What if every day we spent awake was just another dream?
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Sit behind a door and watch the ghost of breezes past flirt with the door handle.
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Retweet if you want to gain followers, follow who retweets this and follow back whoever follows you. Follow me & @AcousticxGrande
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@fluffy_boi Help me RT this please babex It would really mean a lot to me. #BigLove twitter.com/kimazayn/statu…
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Being awake is such a futile endeavour.
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Her: WTF Him: STFU Her: OMG Him: IDGAF Her: GTFO An acronymonious divorce
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I don't call it being alone. I call it quiet.
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Don't mistake people's kindness for kindness. They probably want something
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It's all about the way she says please.
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sometimes it's exactly what you deserve.
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The only thing I really know how to do is be me... And sometimes I fuck that up too.
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Success doesn't define you. But neither does failure. Something defines you. I don't know what. Your mustache is pretty odd. Mustache lady.
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Some people make me so happy, with a simple realisation that I'm not them.
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I enjoy following accounts that tweet in different languages so I can use the translator and still not know what they're talking about.
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I don't think people in their 30s that won't date people that have kids understand how life works
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The beautiful thing about getting blocked is knowing that someone is thinking about you.
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I have a ton of problems none of which are very important
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"I'm not who you think I am in any shape or form" said the shapeshifter.
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I wish people were as quick to give compassion as they are their opinion.
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Ever have a daydream so superb you can actually taste the blood?
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INTERVIEWER: What is a weakness of yours? ME: Self-deprecation INTERVIEWER: Give me an example ME: I can't, I'm too stupid
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A magician told me to prepare to be amazed but I didn't prepare and now I've shit myself.
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I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff.
"...said no one ever," said everyone ever.
[shows up 2 hours late for interview] Sorry I was trying to get out of a beanbag chair.
Don't tell my girlfriend but I'm the one who's been eating the soap
Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murdereveryone in sight.
the worst part about a shark eating your legs off is when you realise your wallet was in your pocket
My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again
Facebook timelines are just a step by step account of your march toward death.




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