You were the one person I could talk to about anything and now you're gone.
in the silence of our egos, we lost each other
The only thing that I'm excited about after waking up early morning is to ignore all my responsibilities and sleep without wasting a second.
And then I was like, "whatever bitches"
And the bitches whatevered
Tonight I sleep on a bed of fried chicken and biscuits. The colonel drizzles me with gravy. Is this heaven or hell?
What's-her-name is still trying to make what's- his-name jealous on the Twitter. *vomits*
I don't care about your
- skin color.
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you.
when your jam comes on
Gained 4 followers and lost 1 (stats by unfollowspy.com
Girls are completely capable of taking their car to repair shops so stop giving us awkward stares.
I seriously need a human friend...😎
I drew an outline of what I wanted my life to look like and then started filling colors in.
I don't trust anyone who is not honest enough to swear....
No one gives a fuck about your weekend plans, Karen.
None of us are perfect masterpieces but we all are definitely unique limited editions
You can be brave and badass and still have a weakness..
When someone says "Smile, it can't be that bad," you have to stab them. It's the law.
Your shirt says UFC but your body says KFC .
unfollow anyone who doesn't follow back or unfollow's
subscribed 14 months ago, followed 5 months ago,watched 5mins ago,re-t 2mins ago,comented juz now,waiting for reply forever.
love it, thank you The
Her: Is there anything better than true love?
Me: *head buried in the bottom of a bucket of fried chicken* what?
I need coffee.
Sorry can't, it's bean banned
I have nothing in common with people who tuck in their comforter at the foot of the bed.
BRAIN: Donald Trump is your president
ME: I will never sleep again
Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant
I still remember the days I prayed for the things I have now, Al7amdullilah 💙
Words cannot even describe how I am feeling
Don't hate yourself.
I hate you enough for the both of us
Just know if you make a promise and give your word, I expect you to keep your word.
President Trump, you made a big mistake. By trying to divide us up by race, religion, gender and nationality you actually brought us closer.
son: Can I have my toy back?
wife: Not right now, it's keeping him quiet
me *playing with his dinosaur*
I'll show you my Pain Box if you show me your Gom Jabbar
Your funny matches my funny.
Let's do this forever.
Wanna avoid road rage ? Stay the fuck home when I'm on the road.