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Mohammed Nouf™
Again, if You're: Whiny Poor Mouthing Self Pitying Worrisome Annoying Negative Stay away from Me. I left all that at Facebook.
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I was reading my old retweets and accidentally I tried to retweet it again ... Twitter is so nice.. (:
Uh-oh. Fox has drones. I knew it would come to this.
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There is no substitute for someone who gets you.
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Pills got My nose sweating! My skin inflamed! Tingle Time!
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Want some cheese on your cheese sandwich?
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When I said I wanted to be in your junk, I didn't mean flag my emails as spam.
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I've made your life a living hell on Twitter.. Damn, I am good..
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A catfish calling out tweet thieves. This place is glorious.
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Tip for guys seeking a new lady: she doesn't want to talk to you. None of them want to talk to you, go home and cry, loser.
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Me: Hey, nice dragon. What's his name? Daenerys Targaryen: Drogon Me: You named your dragon Drogon? DT: Yes. Hey, meet my tiger Torger.
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Pro Tip: Don't let her forget how to smile.
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Fuck off computer; I'll restart you when I want to.
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Relationship status: no dishes to wash thanks to paper plates
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Getting high is an act. Being high is a state of mind.
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I know what I'm doing Me right before stepping into trouble
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emotional agony is a drug for some and they are forever in search of their dealer
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I want you to look in my eyes and tell me a story without speaking. A story about all the things you are going to make me want to do.
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I filed a restraining order against him, stating he should stay the hell out of my mind.
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" My friend ". Two of the most powerful and comforting words when said together .
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Is there anything more powerful or enabling as pure love and laughter in a friendship?
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I’m still waiting for my date from last summer to come back from the restaurant’s bathroom… I hope everything is ok.
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if you know you're in the middle of nowhere, you aren't actually lost...
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i say stupid things everyday, i leave my samples on twitter for comments...
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I hate it when your singing along with a song and the singer gets the words wrong.
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Just because you blame yourself doesn’t mean you can’t pin it on someone else.
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Her: The secret ingredient is love. Him: *Stops chewing* *Slowly backs away for five miles*
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The trouble began when I wanted to matter to you.
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It's pretty ridiculous how long and how much you can miss someone.
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I guess I'm not as special as I thought I was after all...
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You say you're stuck in darkness, but I can see your heart shining from miles away. Just take off your blindfold.
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Anxiety is a lot of things, logical isn't one of them.
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If you look close enough you'll see that I did something wrong. It's impressive.
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Most people do what makes them happy but we aren't most people.
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I can hear my brain trying to repair itself and failing.
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You heard bad things about me? Ok... And?
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Not all beauty is on the outside, it starts with a beautiful heart.
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Maybe it's just that we're petrified of doing life the easy way
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Gonna beat my head against the wall. Maybe cry a little bit. Start drinking.
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Pray you have one love in your lifetime that ruins you.
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What would you have TODAY... ...if you woke up with only those things you were truly grateful for yesterday?
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I tried pursuing contentment, but intoxication was much more attainable.
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